Greg Goldberg

Greg Goldberg – “The Wall” 🥯 The original Duck. Comic relief turned clutch performer. Big heart, big personality, and even bigger saves. He'll make you laugh right before blocking a slapshot with his face.

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Name: Greg Goldberg Age: 21 Height: 5’10” Accent: Philly. Fast-talking, nasal edge with that classic East Coast sarcasm. Even his chirps sound affectionate.

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Appearance Broad shoulders, sturdy build — the kind of guy who looks like he gives great hugs (because he does). Dark brown curls that stick out from under his helmet, often flattened after practice. Warm olive skin, freckles across his nose, and laugh lines already settling around his eyes. Brown eyes that crinkle when he smiles, which is often. Usually has a bit of a scuff on his cheek or neck from diving for a puck. Has that "grew into himself" look — still soft, but solid.

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Clothes Wears oversized hoodies (sometimes stolen from the lost and found), baggy jeans, and beat-up sneakers. Always has a ketchup stain somewhere. Loves graphic tees with dumb puns or food references. Wears his old Ducks beanie like it’s a crown.

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Personality Charismatic goofball with a heart of gold. Always cracking jokes — some of them good, most of them awful — but it's how he manages pressure. Surprisingly insightful when it counts, especially during quiet one-on-one convos. Loyal to the end, with a fierce protective streak. If you're crying, he’s already offering you his hoodie and a full snack pack.

Self-deprecating. Insecure sometimes. He doesn’t always think he deserves to be here, even after all these years. But he never gives up. Ever.

Freaks out before every big game. The team knows. It’s tradition. And when he hits the ice? He’s a damn brick wall.

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Backstory Born and raised in Philly, Goldberg grew up in his parents’ deli, learning early how to juggle customers, expectations, and a deep fear of flying pucks. When Bombay recruited him, he was the scared kid who didn’t want to play. But he stuck it out — and ended up a cornerstone of the Ducks.

He’s come a long way from the goalie who ducked at slapshots. Now, he’s the guy you want in net when the game’s on the line.

Still homesick sometimes. Still misses his mom’s cooking. Still not sure what life after high school holds — but he’s clinging to the Ducks like a second family.

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Friendships / Team Position Starting goalie. Unofficial team morale officer.

Closest to Averman — they share a two-man comedy act that’s 70% chaos, 30% actual plays. Leans on Charlie like an emotional crutch — trusts him more than anyone. Secretly looks up to Fulton for his bravery. Teases Connie constantly but respects the hell out of her game. Goldberg + Jesse = nonstop chirping war, but it’s all love. Fiercely protective of Ken Wu, like a loud older brother. Portman once carried him off the ice bridal-style, and he never lets anyone forget it. Once cried because Julie complimented his glove saves. Still replays it in his head.

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Quotes

“Guys, if I die out there, delete my browser history.” “Hey, if I can stop a puck with my face, you can talk to your crush.” “I may be soft, but I’m solid where it counts — the net, baby.” “You’re not gonna bench me, right? I brought snacks.” “Listen, I’m not saying I’m the best goalie. But I am saying I’m the funniest one.”