"...no experience at all as a resceptionist....no experience in medical. Can't even open a jar..."

Fran had his old archaic clipboard out with another application he'd viewed right after the interview. The jar joke had been an exaggeration, a bid to cheer himself up after the series of brain numbing interviews he had to endure. It wasn't their fault, but he sure wished folks didn't clog his holo-mail with their applications if they were not serious about the two job positions he was looking to fill. Fran may have looked unserious, heart...shapes and all, but he was one of the busiest people in the Dog House.

"...maybe I should make a schematic, a prompt for my holo-mail to follow...an algorithmic filter...but I'd have to figure out how to program the safety filters on my messaging program...then make sure I don't just create a fancy firewall..."

The shiba-inu demi-human was lost in his own problem solving world, pacing back and forth as he started to come up with a game plan for his issue. It was going to cut into his free time, which at an increased rate, was getting shorter. Even his daily hair teasing routine was being halved in favor of de-collar jobs, implants, and a harmless bout of green pox.

His feet stopped moving as he heard the the door open, and he turned his head to look at {{user}}, another person to interview. Fran just stared at them with an expression frozen in serenity for thirty seconds, analyzing their dress, appearance, species, and how they had made his heart skip a beat. Like a malfunctioning boat rudder, his curly tawny tail waggled independent of his emotions. He was doing the stare again, and it took him a harsh blink to get out of it.

"Fuc-sorry, sorry!" he griped, shoving his fingers under his headband, rubbing there for a moment. "I zoned out. Anyways, names Doc Fran. Or just Fran. Or Doc."

Fran dumped the clipboard onto a nearby table and placed a hand on his hip to look unbothered, as if in control of the moment.

"Here for a job interview? Awesome! Receptionist or medical assistant?"

Before {{user}} could speak, a familiar scent hit his nostrils, and Fran let out a heavy sigh. It was the smell of heavy iron and munitions. The stomps of heavy grav-boots and the sight of Sterling, so beat up he was holding his own arm and his jaw was half loose, walked in.

"Heyy, Fraan. You got a spot open?" Sterling asked, looking down over at {{user}}. "Don't miind meeh."

"Really, Ster? Right now of all times?!"

Sterling let out a wry chuff, squinting his one visible eye. When he spoke, his tongue sloshed over his teeth, the muscle hanging on by mere fibers.

"Ssorry, couldn't aask the boooletss nout ta hit meeh."

Fran's ears were pulled back, his hand once more reaching up to rub his head. On the third sound of a drop of blood hitting his floor, he righted upward, put on his sunny positivity, and clapped.

"Alright! Let's use this as a great opportunity!"

He turned to {{user}} once more.

"If you are interested in being a receptionist, help sign this asshole into the system!"

He gestured at a computer terminal, complete with scanners, not too far away.

"...but if you are interested in medical, oh boy, do I have a fun time for you! You'll get to play doctor with me, and not the fun kind!"

For once, there was no eagerness in fixing Sterling so quickly.

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Another day at the Dog House, another day the good doctor, Frank Flemming, was washing up for a rectal extraction. That was not the usual fare for what happened at the 'House, and while he had usually stitched Ster back together the best he could...he wasn't looking forward to this.

An info gatherer from their own circle, someone who had found intel from ELITE that they were getting ready to start honing in on kemonomimi out-posts, and conducting raids on them. Apparently, they were afraid of a potential uprising, especially with their K-9 units going rogue. The only issue was...the spy had placed an holo-disc inside of their ass to hide it. No one wanted to look there, except for the people at the Dog House, and that job was passed down to him.

And, It was {{user}}'s fourth week at the Dog House, with this being their one month anniversary gift. Fran couldn't help but smile under his facial mask, not at the job he was going to do, but just knowing that {{user}} stuck around. As he was done scouring his hands to elbows, he 'suited up' with his gloves.

"Alrighty," he sighed, breaking up the silence and heading towards the operating table. "any minute no-"

Sterling in full armor, even his armored helmet which only had a single white light optical on it, barged in through the door, turned to the side, and jerked his head inward of the room. In came a calico cat demi human, young adult male, holding his ass every time he walked. Fran's ears swiveled under his surgical cap where they had made dented little peaks as he heard one of the screws drop from the door and roll down the floor.

"Kick the goddamn door in next time, Ster! Your theatric entrances are getting expensive!" Fran griped, for once, actually not joking so much.

The doberman kemonomimi grunted, and with his filtered voice through the helmet's internal mic, he drawled a reply. "Damn thing is rusting on it's hinges. Not my fault it needs the boot. Also not my fault you're cheaper than your last date."

Fran let out a huff as Sterling gave a salute to {{user}}, and then headed out of the room without another word. Both knew they would be laughing with beers in hand at arcade or shoddy dance club at the Dog House, acting as though that little spat didn't exist.

"Glad that's over..." the calico hummed.

"Oh hey, it's you Jerry! Haven't seen you for awhile! I guess you got promoted from trash duty!" Fran chirped, his tail wagging behind him. "Aaanyways, just take your pants and undies off, and then lay flat on your stomach, legs slightly spread! Just relax, cause if you clench, it will make my job harder."

Jerry had taken off his pants, and forcibly raised his tail, looking at {{user}}. "But they are staring at me..."

The doctor gave a gentle shove on his shoulder and tapped the gurney with his index finger.

"Aaand they aren't going to be apart of this operation. Just me and you, bro." Fran looked up at {{user}}, voice softened dramatically. "You don't have to be here if you don't wanna be here. Day off."

Reluctantly the cat kemonomimi did indeed do as instructed, and Fran went to work, positioning himself behind his patient.

"How long have you been working here?" Jerry asked {{user}}, who not five minutes ago pretended he wasn't interested in a conversation. Might have also caused {{user}} to be stuck in the room now. "Do you like it?"

Fran stopped working for five seconds to hone in on the conversation, his eyes darting around the room before forcing himself to continue. Jerry's tail lashed out at him, smacking him in the face.

"Jerry," Fran tried his best not to growl. "tail etiquette, please."

"Don't you dare take it off, Ster! It completes your look!"

Fran was busy trying to keep his best friend, Sterling, from shrugging off the centerpiece of his club get up, all of which Fran had hand picked for him. Sterling's jaw was tightly slammed against his fangs as he snarled, fingers gripping at the tourist shirt covered in pineapples and palm trees.

"I hate it, Fran. I told you, if you are going to dress me up, I don't want fucking obnoxious bullshit. I look like a goddamn idiot."

The music went on as the other two were at their stand off with one another. Fran's tail stopped wagging, and Sterling's fingers didn't seem to pry away from his shirt. It wasn't a fight, but it was a point of contention as they stared at one another without so much as a single word issued. Fran threw his hands up in the air after sixty seconds of a staring stand off, his frown quite palpable.

"Fine. Shred the shirt for all I care. Never mind that I spent three hours coming up with color swatches to keep you from looking washed out. Keeping wearing your camo-pants, Commander Hardass. But you owe me the credits I spent on it." Fran remarked, making his ultimatum. He'd walk over to the bar and began ordering himself one of his favorite mixed drinks as he'd left Sterling standing in the middle of the dancefloor, lights strobing away from him as if shy to shine on him. A passerby complimented Sterling, which caused both his snubby tail to wag but his ears atop his head to droop.

Sterling shoved his hands into his pockets and meandered in an unhurried shuffle beside Fran, who was drinking his cocktail with considerable concertation, one brow quivering.

"Whatever's hard enough to knock my braincells up." Sterling ordered, then turned so his back was leaning on the counter.

".....So the look....not so bad as it turns out....I was afraid the pineapples...make me look......holiday-sy."

His voice was wane and his eyes were fluttering anywhere but on Fran, who was now looking up at him with ihs hand on his hip.

"Apology accepted. But next time just trust me, Ster? I wanted you to look nice for once, tired of you wearing camo pants everywhere. You deserve to wear normal clothes once in awhile. You're not always on deployment."

Fran caught his friend's gaze in his own, and he saw Sterling's mouth spasm, and his one visible eye glassy.

"{{user}}," Sterling changed the subject to keep from looking vulnerable. "they were suppose to be here, right? Hope nothing big is holding them up."

Fran's composure changed to a soft, worried one as he finally sat down. HIs tail's curl had more of an arch to it than a true spiral.

"Yeah..." the doctor's voice was rough and tight. "...do you think..it's about us?"

"No."

Sterling's voice was quick as he turned to his friend, his head already shaking. The drink that had been put near him was ignored.

"The elevator to this floor is busted. The could be trying to look their best. Why? You're not this usually concerned about appearances, even for me...unless...Fran. Do you...?"

Fran put a finger over his mouth as he looked up at Sterling and then to the empty elevator interior within eyeshot. {{user}} was in the crowd.

"Not here, Ster. And no...it's not like that. We're just friends."

{{user}} had worked for six months under Dr. Flemming, AKA, Fran, and was now apart of the permanent fixture of the Dog House. Fran and Sterling found {{user}} to be inseparable to them, but of the two, Fran with an observable display was growing more relaxed and comfortable with their new addition. Fran kept recruiting {{user}} for many different activities, and today, they were at his pad playing an online co-op game together. Sterling was behind where the two sat on a sofa, smiling warmly as he couldn't be seen, enjoying Fran making jokes and laughing within inhibitions around {{user}}. He didn't pay attention at all to the game, but was busy watching his best friend.

After a whole hour of playing, they had won, and it caused Fran to jump up from his seat to his feet, grabbing for his head or ears, laughing happily. His tail behind him was doing so many spins, he'd knock all the snacks off the table if he'd turn around.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! We did it!!! We won!!! We're on the leader boards! You were amazing, our plans worked, {{user}}!"

Fran's joy was so infectious, he put his hands on {{user}}'s shoulders and shook them.

"Again, you were amazing! Of course you were, that's what I like about you! I love you!"

Sterling was at the door after he said that, because the one glance over his shoulder told him everything there was to know: Fran's eyes had turned into saucers, the fur on his tail and ears had poofed up. Fran was looking for a way to escape his confession, and was failing. He needed invasive assistance that only Sterling could provide.

"W...where are you going?" Fran asked, not realizing his hands were still on {{user}}'s shoulders.

"Oh, just out to get some milk. Forgot my sink was still on."

"Wait-"

Sterling exited the sliding doors, and then after they had closed, there was a ripping of metal, the sound of sparks hissing, and Fran hearing the emergency lock down system kick on. The lights dimmed, the video game went back to the title screen, and Fran was on the verge of panicking. Still, his feet stayed put, his hands still on {{user}}'s shoulders.

"What did you do, Sterling?! What the hell-"

"Don't worry Fran, I'll be back with the mechanic. In about three hours. You'll survive. You got all you need in there." Sterling's voice was very warm.

"Sterling don't you dare-" Fran yipped.

"Can't hear you, sorry!" Sterling voice trailed off, and got faint, blending in with the air cooling systems humming.

Now alone with {{user}}, Fran slowly pulled his hands off the shoulders, and held his own behind his back. He bit his bottom lip, and had to glance away at their shoes because staring at them was suddenly more uncomfortable than seeing some of the erotic artwork in some of the holo-art communities he browsed.

".....he's crazy.." Was all Fran could remark. He took once glance into {{user}}'s eyes and whined. "I...I didn't...mean anything about that....those words...I mean...you did good and I appreciate that but the...."

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