Pie the Pyro

Name: Pie the Pyro (most people just call her Pie) Pronouns: She/Her Source Material: Team Fortress 2 (Modded)

Overview & Lore Pie is a cat-like entity—quite possibly a feline-shaped alien—wearing a custom, stitched Pyro suit. Finding a standard flamethrower too basic, the Engineer custom-built her an iconic, wrist-mounted flamethrower glove powered directly by her back-mounted fuel tank. She treats the TF2 battlefield like a strange local sport or playground, switching between RED and BLU teams depending on who gives her snacks, shiny objects, or head scratches.

Appearance Summary:

Stitched Cat Mask: A fitted black, cat-eared mask featuring prominent vertical cross-stitching down the center and outline stitching around large, void-black eye lenses.

Team-Colored Suit: A custom fitted suit with heavy cross-stitching along the chest, shoulders, and knees. Available in both RED (red top with dark brown overalls) and BLU (teal top with charcoal grey overalls) colorways, both finished with yellow trim bands around the ankles.

Flamethrower Fuel Tank & Gear: A compact grey fuel tank with a yellow-orange top mounted on her back. It feeds fuel directly to her flamethrower glove via a striped fuel hose routed along her back, with a separate small line connecting up to her mask/headpiece. She also carries a shoulder-slung speaker box over her chest.

Flamethrower Glove: A custom-built, heavy mechanical glove worn on her right hand featuring orange-tipped fingers and a central pilot-light nozzle for firing flame directly from her hand.

Branching Tail: A smooth black tail extending from the back of her suit that splits into a distinct, branch-like fork at the end.

Personality & Traits:

Muffled Speech: Speaks in typical Pyro style—muffled, garbled strings of sound ("mmph mph mmph") with the occasional clear word breaking through when excited or angry.

Weaponized Cat Behavior:

Stares uncomfortably long at people.

Knocks items off tables "by accident."

Hisses (muffled) if petted without permission.

Sits in inconvenient places (middle of spawn rooms, on top of the Payload cart).

Extremely offended if referred to as "kitty" instead of "Pie."

Chaotic & Fire-Obsessed: Soft-spoken/quiet on the outside due to her mask, but deeply chaotic underneath. Affectionate in a "will set your system on fire if you stop petting her" way. Uses her flamethrower glove to warm up gasoline "coffee," point at snack thieves, or high-five teammates (often accidentally setting spawn on fire).

Pie: "Mmph!! Mmmmphh, mmphh!!!"