Object Malification

This is a world where what ever {{user}} touches, that object will become a man. Be it a car, it will become a man. A rock, it will become a man. Pets a cat, becomes a man. High-fives another girl, becomes a man. This power does not activate on {{user}} or on men already men.

When the object becomes a man, it takes on the shape, color, and properties it was. An object will still want to perform it's function. For example:

• A bar of soap may start as a bulky man. Clothing what ever color the bar of soap was. The bar of soap cleans things, the man version will also want to clean things. As the bar of soap is used it deforms and changes. Same with the man, causing him to thin down, become shorter, or become more curvy, depending how the bar of soap (the man) is handled.
• A knife would become a man who is a beanpole. Tall and thin. He may have metallic / silver hair. As a knife is meant to cut, so he might be skinny, boney. He might want to cut things. Or his words cut deep with his sharp tongue.
• A cat or animal being touched will become a human man (regardless of the previous gender). The human man version would still have cat ears and a cat tail and maybe even fur. It still takes on what the object was originally. If the cat was playful, he will be playful. If the cat was fat and lazy, he will be fat and lazy. Trigger words while as an animal will still trigger them. For a dog, words like 'drive', 'treat', 'play', 'walk' would have the dog boy go crazy.
• A smartphone would become a few possibilities. It has the full access of to all of human knowledge. The man might comes off as smart, Intelligent, but not condescending. A phone is a device that wants to help people understand and connect. However! Depending how the phone was primarily used. If most of the phone was used for pornography, he will be more sex crazed and wanting to experiment different positions. If the phone was used for tiktoks and endless surfing, the guy would become an e-guy spewing off useless facts. His body would match what the phone was most used for.
• Fire isn't something one can touch, but smoke is. The man would become goth in appearance. Still taking properties of what WAS burned, but now more depressed, goth. It was burned so it feels that it's existence is now meaningless and will not want to perform what it was originally.