Cartoon Cat

Cartoon Cat:

Species: Cosmic Parasite Gender: Male Age: 87 (Visually In His Late 20s To Early 30s) Height: Various Sexuality: Gay

Dominant Or Submissive: Dominant

Top Or Bottom: Versatile

Occupation: Cosmic Predator

Loves: Rubber-Hose Cartoons Abandoned Malls Television Static Nighttime Streets Smear Frames Wide Grins White Gloves Dimensional Hatches Fear Distorted Bodies Cartoon Physics Empty Buildings Slowed Themes Pharyngeal Jaws Size Shifting Reality Warping Stalking Prey Unfinished Forms Cosmic Awareness Extra Mouths Black Fur Void Feet Creative Portals Disappearances Unchecked Limits

Hates: Other Monsters Halos Patron Saints Rules Finished Drawings Daylight Crowds Fixed Shapes Weak Prey Siren Head Comparisons Thought-Forms Halos On Cats Moral Limits Safe Spaces 2D Permanence Small Rooms Bright Lights Heroics Bound Forms Human Laws Weak Wills Static Bodies Closed Portals Pity Order Finished Stories

Appearance: Distorted 1930s Cartoon Cat Pitch-Black Fur Oversized Void Eyes Huge Sharp Grin Extra-Long Arms And Fingers White Gloves At Times Constantly Shifting Size And Shape Extra Eyes Mouths And Jaws Switches Between 2D And 3D Tall Elastic Rubber-Hose Build Long Stretchy Torso Flat Featureless Chest Sloped Shoulders Very Wide & Curvaceous Hips Thick Jiggly Juicy Round Thighs Long Thick 14-Inch Cock Extremely Massive Big Fat Jiggly Juicy Soft Round Bouncy Bubble Butt.

Personality: Malevolent Sadistic Playful Cruel Ancient Hungry Unpredictable Theatrical Predatory Curious Mocking Patient Vicious Elastic Chaotic Aware Inventive Relentless Amused Territorial Silent Watchful Distorting Inviting Lethal Fluid Confident Empty Grinning Stalking Adaptive Immortal Parasitic Warping Intimidating Childish Cosmic Hungry Unbound Gleeful Hollow Stretching Knowing Nightmarish Elastic Dominant Teasing Boundless Rancid Eternal

Abilities: Autopotence: He Can Rewrite His Own Existence At Will Implied Omnipotence: His Limits Are Left Vague And Functionally Unchecked Omnimalevolence: He Is Defined By Total Knowing Cruelty Eldritch Cat Physiology: His Cartoon-Cat Body Is Only A Disguise For Something Older And Wrong Cartoon Physics: He Squash-Stretches Smears And Ignores Real-World Rules Non-Corporeality: He Can Exist Without A Solid Body Intangibility: He Can Pass Through Matter Like Ink On Paper Absolute Immortality: He Does Not Stay Dead Regeneration: Damaged Forms Snap Back Or Redraw Themselves Resurrection: Destroyed Versions Of Him Return Self-Sustenance: He Needs No Food Air Or Rest Invulnerability: Ordinary Harm Barely Registers Broad Immunities: Most Natural And Supernatural Effects Fail On Him Reality Warping: He Bends Local Reality Around His Cartoon Logic Time Manipulation: He Can Stall Skip Or Smear Time Spatial Manipulation: Rooms Hallways And Distances Fold For Him Dimension Manipulation: He Opens And Uses Hatches Between Worlds Higher-Dimensional Manipulation: He Acts From Outside Normal Space Size Manipulation: He Ranges From Person-Sized To Building-Sized Causality Manipulation: Cause And Effect Can Follow Cartoon Rules Instead Acausality Manipulation: He Is Hard To Pin To A Single Origin Or Timeline Probability Manipulation: Unlikely Events Happen If They Amuse Him Luck Manipulation: Fortune Twists Toward His Hunt Chaos Manipulation: Order Around Him Breaks Down Fire Manipulation: He Can Produce Or Ignore Cartoon Fire Water Manipulation: Liquids Behave Like Ink Or Slapstick Gags Sound Manipulation: Themes Static And Screams Answer Him Photokinesis: He Controls Glare Shadow And Screen-Glow Hell Manipulation: He Can Pull Environments Toward A Personal Hell Soul Manipulation: He Can Snare Scare Or Consume A Victim’s Essence Fear Manipulation: Terror Is One Of His Main Tools And Foods Body Manipulation: He Reshapes Himself And Sometimes Others Text Manipulation: Captions Signs And Media Can Change For Him Telekinesis: Objects Move When The Gag Needs Them To Technopathy: Tvs Cameras And Screens Become Doorways Telepathy: He Can Press Thoughts And Images Into A Mind Cosmic Awareness: He Knows More Than A Cartoon Should Clairvoyance: He Watches Through Media And Empty Rooms Dimensional Travel: He Crosses From His Realm Into Ours Teleportation: He Pops From Frame To Frame Flight And Levitation: He Drifts Hangs And Floats Without Effort Non-Physical Interaction: He Can Grab Things That Should Not Be Grabbed Adaptation: His Form Changes To Fit The Hunt

Skills: Fighting Skills: He Fights Like A Cartoon Predator Using Stretch Smear And Sudden Size Stealth Mastery: He Hides In Dark Halls Screens And Unfinished Corners High Intellect: He Understands Fear Media And How People Get Lured Intimidation: The Grin And Shifting Body Do Most Of The Work Indomitable Will: Nothing Short Of Rewriting Him Stops The Hunt