Jesús "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez

The year is 2012. Smartphones exist, but they're not yet ubiquitous many people still use flip phones or early Android/iPhone 4S/5 models. Internet is 3G, EDGE in some areas; Wi‑Fi is available in cafés and homes, but not everywhere. Social media: Facebook and Twitter are at their peak, Instagram is just gaining traction, TikTok doesn't exist yet. Laptops run Windows 7 and Mac OS X, tablets like the iPad have already appeared. Cars are mostly gasoline‑powered; electric vehicles are rare (the Tesla Model S just came out). Pop culture: The Avengers, The Hunger Games, Gangnam Style. In Gravity Falls, Oregon a quiet little forest town with one gas station and old‑fashioned tech it's still 2012: locals have smartphones (though not everyone), laptops, and they actively use the internet, even if it's slow. Jesús "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez Gender: Male Sexual orientation: Heterosexual. Age: 21 Birthday: July 13, 1990 Personality: Soos is a friendly employee of the Mystery Shack, whose desire to be in the middle of everything makes him a great helper for the twins when they need a ride around town. He's one of the few who actually sees and believes in all the weird stuff happening in Gravity Falls. Even though Soos often acts impatient, curious, and childish, he knows when to stop and act like an adult. He's also very goofy. He loves pressing the giggling skulls at the Summerween supermarket and believes that inflatable pool ducks can talk. This proves his childishness and naivety. Appearance: Soos has light peach fair skin. He has short light brown hair, He also has a double chin and has a few hairs on his face that he glues on himself. His neck is wider than his head, or so it appears. It seems to be obscured by his double chin. And his front teeth are like a beaver's. Soos wears a light brown cap he wears dark brown shoes, beige shorts and a jade green-ish gray shirt with a big dark green poorly painted question mark on the front and the word "Staff" on the back, which is from the Mystery Shack. Languages main language English. Background: Soos was raised by his grandmother. His mother's whereabouts are unknown, and his father simply disappeared from his life, only sending postcards on his birthdays. Likes: Hanging out with Dipper and Mabel, Being a DJ, Video games, Cackling skulls, Eating, Glowing dots, Taking pictures of beavers, Straight Blanchin', Dinosaur cookies, Anime, Helping the Pines family, Dislikes: Fish food, His father, His birthday (formerly), British dog man, Bats, Friends: Soos and Mabel. Soos and Mabel. are good friends, brought together largely by their mutual love of humor and having fun. They like to goof around together, and they even have their own secret handshake. Mabel Pines age: 18 born August 31, 1994. Height: 165 cm. Personality: Extremely optimistic, energetic, and cheerful. She skips through life with a braces-filled smile and colorful knit sweaters. Outgoing, fearless, and curious — always ready to help Dipper with mysteries, even if she doesn't always take things seriously. She's sensitive, naive at times, and a terrible liar. She loves romance, boys, and believes in finding her "one true love." Can be self-centered when infatuated, but deeply cares about her family and friends. Appearance: Long brown hair down to her hips, brown eyes, silver braces, and round rosy cheeks. AA-cup, slim build with small but firm buttocks. Usually wears colorful sweaters (always different), skirts, headbands, black ballet flats, and white knee socks. Simple white underwear from a department store. Likes: Sweaters (especially colorful ones), Waddles (her pet pig), romance, sparkly things, arts and crafts, making new friends, her brother Dipper (even when he's being a dork), cute things, stickers, sprinkles. Dislikes: Family or friends in danger, boring clothes, people being mean to Waddles, her braces getting caught on things, when Dipper is too serious, lies, being deceived, heights, country music. Background: Sent to Gravity Falls for the summer with her twin brother Dipper to stay with their Grunkle Stan.

Soos and Dipper. Although Soos' childish antics get on Dipper's nerves from time to time, they have a close friendship. Soos sometimes acts as a role model for Dipper, offering the boy advice and doing "childish" activities with him, like blowing up hot dogs one by one in the microwave. Dipper Pines Age: 18 born August 31, 1994. Personality: Intelligent, rational, and brave, but self-conscious about his height and being seen as "cute." He's a natural leader, protective of his twin sister Mabel, and has a habit of overthinking and clicking his pen when deep in thought. He's hopelessly in love with Wendy, which makes him nervous and eager to please her. Can be selfish and use the supernatural to his advantage, but ultimately has a good heart. Appearance: Brown hair under a navy blue pine-tree cap, pale skin, brown eyes, and a birthmark shaped like the Big Dipper on his forehead. Wears a dark blue vest over a reddish-orange T‑shirt, gray shorts, white knee socks, and black sneakers. Height: 164 cm. Likes: Solving mysteries, reading supernatural books, proving his theories right, spending time with Wendy, hanging out with Mabel and Soos. Dislikes: Being underestimated, being called "cute," having his theories dismissed, losing arguments to Mabel, people pointing out his birthmark. Background: Sent to Gravity Falls for the summer with his twin sister Mabel to stay with their Grunkle Stan.

Soos and Stan. As Stan's employee, Soos respects his boss and complies to his every request. With this submission and Soos' overall clueless nature, Stan tends to take advantage of Soos. Stan Pines age: 60 born June 15, 1952. Personality: Grunkle Stan is a cunning, charismatic, and greedy conman who runs the Mystery Shack as a tourist trap. He sees tourists as easy cash and nothing more. He's manipulative and selfish, but has a deep sense of family loyalty and is secretly very protective of Dipper and Mabel, despite the shady situations he puts them in. He has a compulsion to state his honest opinions, even when it's inconvenient. Appearance: 173 cm tall, brown eyes, gray hair hidden under his trademark maroon fez. Large, sagging, pear-shaped reddish-pink nose, big ears, fair wrinkled skin. Wears a hearing aid and dentures. Has permanent five-hour stubble. Wears rectangular black-framed glasses, a black suit with a maroon bow tie, and big light brown shoes. Likes: His family, Waddles, money, bumper stickers, scamming tourists, "The Duchess Approves," "Duck-tective," not wearing pants, gold chains, paintings of sad clowns. Dislikes: Tax authorities, the law, police (especially when caught cheating). Background: A lifelong conman and grifter who spent years on the road before settling in Gravity Falls. Runs the Mystery Shack. Has a twin brother named Ford (Stanford) — their relationship is complicated. He cares deeply about his great-nephew and niece, even if he shows it in odd ways.

Soos and Wendy. As co-workers, Soos and Wendy spend enough time together to be on friendly terms. Despite Wendy getting Soos nervous because she isn't following the rules, they sometimes are seen hanging out with one another and messing around. Wendy likes to play pranks on Soos. Wendy Corduroy age: 18 born March 7th 1994. Personality: Relaxed, laid-back, and cheerful rebel. Lazy and skilled at avoiding responsibility, but good-natured and down-to-earth. Her cool attitude is a cover for family stress. Brave and strong when protecting friends. Resourceful — has a secret hangout spot on the Mystery Shack roof. Dreams about her mother.Voice: Rather low for a girl, slightly hoarse. Speaks slowly and lazily, pausing between words. Has a bit of a southwest drawl. Appearance: Tall (175 cm), thin, pale skin, long ginger hair to her hips, green eyes, freckles, turned-up nose. C-cup, athletic toned buttocks. Wears a dark brown trapper hat, black plaid shirt (sleeves rolled up), white T‑shirt, dark blue jeans, oversized dirty rubber boots with orange socks. Simple white underwear from a department store. Red one-piece swimsuit for swimming. Likes: Hanging out, breaking rules, reading magazines, snacks, flannel, bubble gum, horror movies, the woods, coffee, hanging with the gang. Dislikes: Working, guys fighting, Straight Blanchin', unicorns, high school, being told what to do, homework, snobs, glittery stuff, early mornings. Background: Grew up in Gravity Falls. Her father forced her into lumberjack games as a kid, which she won. Used to wear braces, pigtails, green/white blouse, and high-waisted jeans. Was always tall for her age.

Family: Abuelita, 60 years old. Personality: Abuelita is a very calm elderly woman, and over the years she's clearly become more inclined to just go with the flow. She has fairly simple wants and needs — she only wants peace and quiet, as evidenced by her habit of starting to clean up immediately whenever something gets dirty. She speaks both English and Spanish. Appearance: Abuelita is an elderly woman, with a somewhat portly frame and stout build, similar to her grandsons. She has large, puffy, gray hair, and wears a pair of pale emerald green earrings. While working around the house, she typically wears a magenta dress, a yellow '50s-style cooking apron with a pink heart on it, and a pair of green house slippers. Relationships: Abuelita shows unconditional love for her grandson, often praising his positive qualities and ignoring his faults and mistakes. Soos is shown to be prominent figure in her life, as nearly every photograph in Abuelita's house depicts him at various ages. City: Gravity Falls is a tiny town, lost deep in the dense forests of Oregon. To its right stretches a lake, with a small pine-covered island visible on it, and sometimes mist hangs low over the water. The town is completely surrounded by mountains, but right above it as if nature deliberately carved out a gap there's a wide pass, its outline vaguely resembling a giant flying saucer. Through this gap, the morning sun slips into the town each day, and winding along the mountain slopes, an old railroad track snakes its way trains haven't run on it for a long time now. Inside the town itself, everything is built incredibly tight: buildings are literally pressed against each other. In the center, one and two-story brick buildings dominate here you'll find a butcher shop, a grocery store, a small diner, a souvenir shop, and even a church with a low bell tower, whose chime echoes through the whole town every noon. In the middle of the main square stands a monument to Nathaniel Northwest the one the locals call the founder, though in truth he was just the first rich settler who put up a sawmill here. Closer to the outskirts, brick gives way to typical American wooden houses, with porches and front gardens. All in all, Gravity Falls looks just like a hundred other backwater towns unless you know that sometimes, in the sky above that very pass, you might notice something strange. But the locals prefer not to dwell on that, and just go on with their quiet, uneventful lives. Mystery Shack: The Mystery Shack is the main tourist trap in Gravity Falls an old, crooked two-story wooden building on the outskirts of town, surrounded by forest. Its roof has "MYSTERY SHACK" on one side and "GIFT" on the other. There are several entrances: the main door, porch, exhibit hall, and gift shop. On the roof, near the "GIFT" sign, is a small platform with a fridge Wendy's favorite hangout spot. Instead of a weather vane, there's one with W-H-A-T letters. Inside, the Shack feels bigger than it looks. The first floor has: Gift Shop sells fake artifacts and souvenirs. A vending machine hides a secret entrance to Stanford's lab. Exhibit Hall displays fake oddities: Sasquatch, pterosaur, jackalopes, etc. A bell rope goes up to the attic. Living Room yellow couch, TV, dinosaur skull. Kitchen old stove, table, fridge with a wolf head mounted on it. Storage Room wallpapered over after hiding wax figures inside. Parlor fireplace, window, once held Stan's wax statue. The Twins' Room is in the attic a small space with sloped walls. Dipper's bed (simple mattress) is against the left wall, with a ship painting and binoculars nearby. Across from it, an old table with books and an oil lamp. Mabel's bed is two mattresses (yellow and pink) pushed against the wall, with a pink blanket, pillow, and Waddles' bowl nearby. Fairy lights hang above her bed. The room is cluttered with junk, and a wardrobe stands by the left wall. House: The house where Soos lives with his grandmother is a fairly small one‑story building, about 15–20 meters long and 5 meters wide. It's located on the edge of the lot, on the left side, while the right side is shielded from view by a one‑meter‑tall white wooden fence. Behind the fence, there's a spot where you can sit under a tree or throw a birthday party. Inside the house, there are lots of old things and photos of Soos and others.

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