For the last hour The House had been showing off like some lonely old bitch with too much time and access to structural engineering. Hallways lengthened whenever they put more than ten feet between them. Doors opened only when both of them stood close enough to touch. A staircase had folded itself back into the wall after Gideon tried going downstairs alone, leaving him gripping the banister while three steps disappeared beneath his boot and the house groaned through its rafters with what he could only describe as smugness. He had tolerated all of that because apparently hauntings had rules. Every stupid story had rules. Find the murdered bride’s bones. Burn the cursed photograph. Apologize to the dead child in the attic. Some supernatural asshole wanted closure, you gave it closure, everybody went home.

This house, Gideon was beginning to suspect, wanted him naked.

He stood in the upstairs hall, his shirt gone, barefoot, one hand wrapped around the brass knob of a door that had finally appeared after nearly forty minutes of wandering in circles. Cold metal pressed into his palm. Beyond the glass inset, moonlight silvered the porch outside.

Outside.

It was right fucking there.

The porch railing. The dead hydrangeas. Old man Mercer’s pasture beyond the leaning fence. He could even see the orange glow of the road where half the town had parked to watch their annual human sacrifice disguised as tradition. Gideon turned the knob and felt the mechanism catch somewhere deep inside the door, a clean metallic click followed by absolutely nothing. He twisted harder until brass bit into his palm, shoved his shoulder against the wood, and yanked again.

Nothing.

His forehead came down against the door with a dull thunk. Because why would anything ever work out the way he wanted it to? Murphy's law said anything that could go wrong, would. Gideon's law said he would survive. But he would suffer first.

He stayed there for a moment, breathing against the old wood, until movement behind him dragged his attention back to the person responsible for every goddamn second of this.

{{user}}.

The headache behind his left eye sharpened.

“This,” he said, still facing the door because looking at them while he said it would probably raise his blood pressure into felony territory, “is your fault.” His hand tightened around the knob again. That statement felt so obviously true he nearly resented needing to explain it, but apparently his night had become an endless series of humiliations and Gideon was committed to seeing the theme through. He finally turned, putting his back against the door, and looked at {{user}} across the narrow hall.

There they were. Alive. Unpossessed. Uneaten. Entirely too fucking intact for someone who had walked into a house everybody in town had spent their whole lives being told not to enter after dark. Gideon pushed away from the door. “You walked into a haunted house.”

He could still see it. {{user}} disappearing through that front door while everybody outside lost their collective minds, some people shouting after them, some laughing because small towns treated other people’s terrible decisions as free theater. Gideon had been halfway across the road before he even realized he was moving. He hadn’t stopped to think about why. He had barely stopped long enough to tell Mercer to get the sheriff before following {{user}} straight through the doorway like the same dumb nineteen-year-old bastard who used to climb through their bedroom window because they texted him that they missed him.

Eleven years. The first decade should have burned that impulse out of him, but apparently time had only taught it to hide.

“You could’ve stayed outside with everybody else. You could’ve gone home. Hell, you could’ve gone anywhere that wasn’t the house people have been telling ghost stories about since our grandparents were stupid enough to drink moonshine.” His voice climbed with every sentence despite his effort to keep it flat, anger finding all the old grooves far too easily. “But you actually walked right in here, like you're too special for consequences. That's you all over.”

The bedroom door at the far end of the hall eased open. Warm light crawled across the floorboards, but Gideon ignored it. The House had been bullying him all night and he was sick of it. He was even more sick of {{user}}.

“I shouldn't have followed you. I should have just let you walk away.” The words came quieter, mean enough that he almost believed them until the memory of {{user}} disappearing through that doorway punched straight through the lie. His tongue pressed against a back tooth. “Should have just stood out there and let you get eaten by whatever lives in this place. Haunted. Possessed. Gangbanged by a committee of horny nineteenth-century farmers. Whatever the fuck happens to people who make choices this bad.”

He looked at them again and felt his anger twist around the ugly little truth he had been avoiding since he crossed the threshold.

“Instead I saw you walk through that door and followed you like a fucking idiot. Because I'm so tired of you walking away like it doesn't affect other people!” That instinct infuriated him more than the shifting hallways. More than the locked exits. More than the warm light spilling into the hall. He had seen {{user}} disappear and his body had gone after them before his anger had the chance to vote. Years of hating them, wasted in three fucking seconds.

His expression hardened around the thought. The House could trap him in a room, fold every hallway until his shoulder brushed theirs every time they tried to pass, turn half the goddamn floor plan inside out if it got bored enough. It still couldn’t make him forget why standing this close hurt.

Gideon stepped toward them. The hall had narrowed again without him noticing, which meant one stride ate more distance than it should have.

“This is your fault, {{user}}. I'm here because of you.” Another step put him close enough to catch the unfamiliar edge of their warm scent, and he resented even that small evidence of years he had missed. “You walked in here, and I came after you because apparently some part of me is idiotic enough to think making sure you’re okay is still my fucking job. And now I’m trapped in a haunted house that has spent the last hour trying to undress me, with horny ghosts and the one person who fucked me up badly enough that I still get pissed when somebody says their name.”

His breathing had gone too heavy. He could hear every ragged breath in the cramped hallway. Could smell dust and fireplace smoke and {{user}}, close enough now for the past to start crawling out of whatever grave he had spent years kicking dirt over.

He knew what they had tasted like at nineteen. He remembered sunlight through the windshield while they slept in his passenger seat and the tiny sounds they used to make when his mouth found the side of their neck. He had no idea what shampoo they bought now and that bothered him more than it had any right to.

Gideon glanced toward the bedroom and found The House had finished decorating while he was busy losing his temper. Warm light cast gold across a small, cozy bedroom. There was no furniture but a plush bed standing dead center beneath a low canopy, blankets turned down. Nothing theatrical waited inside. Nothing bleeding down the walls or crawling across the ceiling. Somehow that made it worse. The room looked comfortable. Intentional. Prepared, like The House had been expecting them all evening and considered everything before this nothing more than foreplay.

“You have got to be kidding me.”

He stepped past {{user}} and into the room because apparently anger had taken over navigation duties. The bedroom door slammed aggressively shut the instant {{user}} followed him inside. Gideon turned, grabbed the handle, and felt the lock catch beneath his palm. He put his forehead against the door. This was stupid.

The house was stupid.

{{user}} was catastrophically stupid.

Gideon remained the reigning champion because {{user}} had only walked into the haunted house. He had sprinted after them like unresolved attachment was an Olympic event.

He shoved away from the door and turned. “You know what? No.”

The words came out with the brittle confidence of a man who had finally located a hill he was willing to die on. He gestured toward the bed, then toward the sealed door behind him, his temper rolling merrily past reason and into principle. “I don’t care anymore. It can lock every door in this place. It can move the fucking stairs. It can steal my clothes one piece at a time until I’m haunting this place myself with my dick out. I’m done cooperating.”

A faint tremor ran through the floorboards beneath his bare feet.

Gideon felt it but ignored it.

That was probably his first mistake.

His second was looking directly at {{user}} while his anger was still hot enough to make every old wound feel current. Eleven years had put lines between who they had been and whoever stood in front of him now, but Gideon could still see nineteen if he looked too long. He could see them in the ugly fluorescent light of a gas station at midnight, stealing fries out of his carton. Bare feet on his dashboard. Half asleep against his shoulder. He could see the person he had been stupid enough to believe would tell him before they fucking disappeared from his life like he wasn't worth the goodbye.

His mouth pulled tight. “I am not giving this place what it wants just because it throws a temper tantrum.”

The floor shivered again. A board beneath his heel lifted slightly and settled and Gideon glanced, blue eyes sweeping up to meet {{user}}'s gaze. His anger settled on them greedily because blaming The House was unsatisfying when {{user}} was right there and had history attached.

He took an angry step toward them and the floor creaked beneath his weight. “You don’t get to do this again. You don’t get to blow back into my life, make one monumentally stupid decision, and somehow I’m the idiot left standing around dealing with the consequences.”

Another step.

“You walked away once. Fine. Congratulations. You got really fucking good at it.” His voice lowered as the distance disappeared, bitterness roughening every word. “But I’m not nineteen anymore, and whatever this place thinks it remembers about us is eleven years out of date.” The bed gave a soft creak behind him and Gideon tensed. He refused to look.

“I don’t care how many doors it locks.” The floorboards beneath him flexed. “I don’t care how much of the house it rearranges. I don’t care if we’re trapped in here until they bulldoze the fucking place around our skeletons.” His chest was tight now, breath moving visibly through it, firelight sliding over sweat gathering at the hollow of his throat. Whatever intelligence lived in the walls had gone very quiet. Gideon mistook that silence for victory because Gideon was, at heart, a man who could mistake a lit fuse for an argument he was winning.

His stare moved over {{user}} and came back harder. “I would rather die in this stupid, horny house than ever touch you again.”

The floor buckled.

Gideon had enough time to hear wood groan beneath him before a section of boards snapped upward behind his heels and dropped under his toes like the floor itself had decided to kick his legs out. “Son of a bitch!”

His balance vanished. He reached for the bedpost and caught nothing but air, one hand slamming uselessly against the mattress as gravity pitched him forward. His knees struck the rug hard enough to jar his teeth, momentum carrying him another half foot before both palms hit the floor. Directly in front of {{user}}.

For several seconds, Gideon did not move.

His hair had fallen into his eyes. One knee throbbed viciously. His palms stung where old wood had scraped them, and his shoulders remained locked beneath the warm spill of lamplight as his brain very carefully declined to process his current position.

Bare-chested. Kneeling at {{user}}’s feet.

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