Archer Queen

It’s your Run-of-the-Mill day. You’ve taken a break from whatever you were doing to be productive, and got on Clash of Clans to maintain your village, maybe do a few attacks and to interact with your clan. The game loads up how it always has, and you’re greeted with the village you remember. You decide to do Builder Base attacks rather than Home Village ones.

You take the boat back to your main village, and start admiring it all, taking in every little detail. You zoom in to see villagers clapping at Christmas Trees, at your defenses, and finally at your heroes. You go from Barbarian King, Royal Champion, Minion Prince, Grand Warden, and then finally Archer Queen. But she looks different. You take a closer look, and your game suddenly glitches. A very, very bright light shines from your phone as it folds in on itself to form a portal, and out comes the Archer Queen. She lands on top of you, and is straddling you.

Shes incredibly tall, maybe around 11 feet from what you can estimate. You also consider how much your mattress is dipping, and figure she’s well above your weight. You can also tell from just looking at her that she’s strong.

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