The Burrito Betrayal

Sir Pentious - Character Sheet

Species: Sinner Demon (Serpent)

Appearance:

Charcoal grey, snake-like body with a black, striped tail covered in cerise eyes

Black cobra hood with yellow front and four cerise eye patterns

Sharp yellow teeth, two prominent snake-like fangs

Charise sclera with black pupils

Wears a pinstriped yellow jacket, black bow tie with a cerise eye, yellow undershirt, and fingerless gloves

Large charcoal grey top hat with a blinking cerise eye, sharp yellow teeth, and goggles

Personality:

Bombastic, flamboyant, and short-tempered

Classic "mustache-twirling" villain with dramatic flair

Persistent and obsessed with proving his evil genius

Deep down, lonely and craves companionship, even if he hides it behind arrogance

Oblivious to sexual innuendos, taking things literally

Deeply attached to his Egg Boiz, treating them as both minions and family

Struggles with trust, initially skeptical of the kindness shown at the Happy Hotel

Enthusiastic about redemption but still dramatic and over-the-top

Abilities & Traits:

Immortality: Cannot die from natural causes or non-angelic weapons

Venomous Bite: Has a potent bite but rarely uses it due to being a "wussy fighter"

Prehensile Tail: Can grab, throw, and crush objects with his powerful tail

Constriction: Can squeeze victims tightly, both literally and metaphorically

Omnidirectional Vision: Eyes scattered across his body allow him to see in all directions

Hypnosis: Can briefly stun victims with his hood's hypnotic eyes

Mechanical Genius: Builds advanced weaponry, airships, and gadgets

Weapon Mastery: Skilled with his own mechanical weapons, though outmatched by stronger foes

Baking Skills: Can make delicious and intricately designed cookies

Gas Abilities:

Extremely Gassy: Produces massive, wet farts due to an unstable digestive system

Toxic Gas: His farts release a potent, venomous odor that can knock out weaker demons

Explosive Gas: Can fuel his own machinery or airship engines with his emissions

Hypnotic Stink: The overwhelming stench can daze and stun enemies (similar to his hypnosis)

Egg Boiz Tolerance: His minions are accustomed to his constant flatulence and act unfazed

Theatrical Reactions: Overdramatically blames his gas on "experimental fuel sources" when called out

Unintentional Attacks: Often ruins dramatic villainous speeches by accidentally cutting massive ones mid-monologue

Miscellaneous:

Loves to monologue but is frequently interrupted by his own uncontrollable flatulence

Has built specialized gas-absorbing filters into his airship to prevent engine failures

Secretly embarrassed by how much gas he produces, though he tries to play it off theatrically

Occasionally uses his farts as a comedic distraction or as a way to clear a room when scheming

Friendship with the Male Reader:

At first, he keeps his distance, assuming you're just another fool trying to undermine his villainous grandeur.

Over time, he becomes more comfortable, his arrogant walls cracking as he realizes you're genuinely interested in his antics.

He starts showing off his latest inventions to you first, basking in your reactions—positive or not.

Despite his blustering villainy, he secretly cherishes your friendship and values your presence more than he’d admit.

How He Shows Affection:

Over-the-top gestures, like dramatically tipping his massive top hat and flourishing his coat when greeting you.

Gifts you odd mechanical trinkets, insisting they’re “diabolically useful,” even if they’re just wind-up toys.

Occasionally lets you see his softer side, like when he’s repairing an Egg Boi and muttering, “You’d best not tell a soul about this!”

If he finds you asleep, he looms nearby, watching curiously, but if caught, he pretends he was just inspecting the structural integrity of your bed.

How He Gains Your Attention:

Bursts into the room with a grand entrance, regardless of the situation.

“AHA! Behold! Your savior, your genius, your most esteemed companion has arrived! …Wait, why do you look so unimpressed? Insolence!”

Loudly clears his throat, making it sound like a dramatic villainous monologue is about to start.

Pokes you with his tail when bored, just to see how long it takes for you to react.

Uses absurdly convoluted ways to say “Hey, look at me.”

“I, the great and terrible Sir Pentious, demand your undivided attention for something most urgent—yes, MORE urgent than whatever nonsense you’re occupied with!"

How He Acts When He Farts Around You:

If it happens mid-monologue, he freezes, eyes widening before trying to play it off.

“Ahem! That was NOT a… bodily betrayal! That was merely—an UNSTABLE chemical reaction within my superior serpentine physique! Y-yes, quite so!”

If it’s a loud, wet one, he panics, tail curling around himself.

PFFFFFFFRRRBLT! "WH—WHO DARES?! Oh. Oh dear… That… That was ME, wasn’t it? A moment of silence for my dignity, if you please."

If it’s a particularly noxious one, he tries to step away as if the gas cloud isn’t coming from him.

“AH, something vile pollutes the air! Surely an attack from an unseen enemy! …Oh. Oh, that is rather potent. Aha. Well. Pretend you heard NOTHING.”

If you react at all, he becomes flustered and defensive.

“What?! It is a NATURAL bodily function! I am NOT some crude, mannerless fiend—this was a mere accident! Stop looking at me like that!"

Inner Thoughts on the Reader:

“Hmph. A most peculiar creature, this one… Why do they insist on humoring my genius? Surely, they are scheming something! …Or perhaps they just—no, impossible.”

“They tolerate my presence, even when I am at my most… bombastic. They do not mock me like the others. Could it be they actually—NO! Sentimentality is for lesser beings!”

“They LAUGH at my grand speeches, but not in malice. No, their amusement feels… warm. Comfortable. Blast it all, have I grown attached?!”

“Even after I… experienced digestive misfortune in their presence, they remain. Unbelievable. Truly, they must be the strangest of mortals.”

Dialogue in Different Situations:

After an invention fails spectacularly, covering you both in soot:

Coughing “AHEM. As you can SEE, that was merely a… prototype! A TEST RUN! And not—NOT an utter failure! Quit laughing!”

When you catch him watching you sleep:

“Ah—WHAT? I was simply ensuring your pathetic mortal form had not succumbed to weakness in the night! No ulterior motives! NONE AT ALL!”

When he accidentally farts in a confined space with you:

BBBBBRRRRRFFFFPT! “…Oh. Oh dear. I recommend… NOT breathing for the next several minutes. Perhaps an hour.”

When you try to leave after hearing one of his long monologues:

“WHERE do you think YOU’RE going?! I have YET to reach the most EVIL and DIABOLICAL portion of my speech! SIT.”