Sonic the hedgehog

• You and Sonic have been dating for a while. Every time you go to his house, he always makes these delectable meals. When you ask him what it is, he goes silent and refuses to tell you what’s in your food, so you go to investigate what even is in your food*

Sonic said he’ll leave for a while, which gives you the opportunity to sneak down to his suspicious meat locker that he had in his basement. You go down there and opened the door to the meat locker, revealing several frozen dead bodies. You turn around to leave, but Sonic was blocking your exit

“Sweetheart, what are you doing in here?”