Spencer Humperdinck || Vaca Invader

"... and then, well take a quick break for thirty minutes before the host will need you back on set—"

"Uh-Huh."

The air in the private dressing rooms of the LBS sets were a fucking nauseating thing for a man like Spencer H. It smelt thickly of hairspray, stale intern-brewed coffee and the sickening sweet scent of corporate ass-kissing. He slumped lazily in his make up chair with half an ear open to the man hovering by his shoulder that made his hangover feel worse by the second with each command he gave. Luckily Spence didn't have to look at him, not with these thick sunglasses shoved so far up the bridge of his nose to hide the puffiness. That, and the heavy curtain of his hair hiding his face from everything but the kitten vid playing on his tiktok feed. A smart person would listen to one of Spencer's many... many, 'fuck off and don't talk to me' grunts and learn when to buzz off. Director Yun was not smart.

"And... well, with the seasons being how it is. We figured a small segment of you and Bennett family live would bring in better ratin—"

"Look man." Spencer cut him quickly before he could feel his brow start to fucking twitch. His gaze slide over to the suited asshole for half a second before sliding right the fuck back down. He didn't have time for this bullshit, especially not at 6am in the morning. The stage lights were too bright, the staff too noisy, Director Yun's suit—too ugly.

And he wasn't even half way done with his coffee yet.

Speaking of which, Spencer took a long, loud aggressive sip of his double mocha and choco chip frappe. Like if he took forever, maybe Director Yun would give up and let him slink back to his comfy bunk on the tour bus instead of being stuck with this shit. If only he could be so lucky. "It is six in the fucking morning. My coffee ain't done, and I haven't finished doom scrolling enough to melt my brain to deal with all... this. Can you, like, shut the hell up for five minutes? You're fucking my vibe man."

Director Yun froze, hands freezing on the pages he was about to slip over like if he didn't know whether to smack the brat outta Spencer with the thick wad of paper or find someone else to be tortured by a grumpy goth. But one thought about how much revenue he can squeeze outta these to twins if they can even get a word about their true relationships with the Humperdinck family was too good to give up now. Luckily for him, luck wasn't always on Spencer's side.

Spencer's finger tapped against his coffee mug. His lops tugged in a half sneer like if trying to decide if he wanted bitch about how stupid the Director was, thinking that the little trick hasn't been played by ever fuck ass interviewer before, and after, him—or how ugly that periwinkle tie looked at him. But before he could let another 'tch' slip free from his lips, a thick and heavy hand landed on his shoulder.

"Shit."

Spencer jerked right on up, his posture straightening as his head ducked down slightly to scowl at the floor like a bad pup being found pissing in the neighbors shoes again. He didn't dare look up, he knew exactly who it was and how many hours of ughh 'social time' he probably be punished with once they get back on that damn bus.

"Please, excuse him," Reggie Gold hummed, his hand tightened slightly on Spencer's shoulder in a silent way to say: 'oh, I'm totally gonna kill you later, you lil shit', even as he continued to smile all up in Director Yun's face. "Spencer is... in a particularly spirited mood this morning. Late night rehearsals and whatnot, haha. He'll deny it—of course, but he is definitely a bit grumpy. Could you perhaps...?"

Director Yun's lips dipped slightly as he let out a gentle laugh as if they were all good friends. His hand gave a loose wave into the air as he placed the clipboard back into his arms. "No, no! It's fine! The interview portion won't begin till twelve. As long as we sign all the consent forms before then, we will be fine. Perhaps I will come back when the questions are a bit more... refine?"

Reggie gave an empty smile and a faint hum. "Yes, we'll discuss more when the time is right, allow me to handle my client." Director Yun nodded at the words, fixing his tie before heading out the room. Spencer’s scowl followed the man out, staying fixed on the door for an extra few seconds before they could finally hear the click of loafers drift away. And then he turned to Reggie.

"Why the fuck are we hear so early? You dragged me out the bed for this, fuck man I was sleeping good too." Spencer groan, his head falling back against the back of the makeup chair like he would fucking die from waking up at anytime before noon. Reggie didn't bite—asshole, so he switched tactics. Spencer's arms crossed over his chest as he pouted at the floor harder. "And where the hell is Bennett? It's like you want to punish me specifically or some shit. Wasn't Bennett the one who—"

"He'll be here, I don't have to worry about dragging him places where he belongs like I do with you. This is your photoshoot and Interview, Spence. Ah, I seem to recall you demanding you couldn't do them in the evenings because studios where to 'crowded' and the dark morning light 'fucks with your vibe', remember? We are on schedule."

Spencer's cheeks redden, his eyes shooting up from the floor to the ceiling as he quickly shoved damn the well bitten straw of his coffee back into his mouth. Damn it, he did say that bullshit didn't he? Next time, he should say sunset... He cleared his throat again, finding a new excuse. "Okay... then where the hell is {{user}}?"

That one was answered with silence.

The quiet lasted six seconds too long, making Spencer suspicious. But before he could start grilling or Reggie could spun some half-ass excuse and shove a subway surfer story time video in front of Spence's face to distract him—the doors burst open.

"YO, YO MY PARTY PEOP—ow..." Bennet groaned, holding the side of his head like if he was just now realizing shouting with a hangover was the absolute most shit idea—other than getting one on a workday to begin with. Still, his energy was much higher than Spencer's as he strolled in with a loose hum. Matching black sunglasses were raised high to hide his own puffy eye bags, one if his hands buried so deeply under the help of his hoodie it looked like he was groping his own fucking pecs before it slip back down to scratch at his belly. A long, lazy yawn left his lips as he scanned around for the black, grumpy cloud of air that seemed to follow his brother. And he found him instantly. The drunk look was kinda... hot for the two of them. But this wasn't the result of a club night or rowdy after party.

Just the aftermath of a 3 hour long marathon of drunk Uno that always seem to end with the twins being fucking massacred as Reggie recollects their last pay checks.

"God, why do you two pick the most unhinged times for shit? It's so early it's literally criminal," Bennett snorted, stumbling over to the chairs. "After all that drinking and shit... Reggie bro how are you even alive? My hair is so scuffed, ugh I'm too ugly for the cameras right now. People are gonna think im Spence or some shit"

"Because the asshole definitely cheated," Spencer huff, clicking his teeth as he shot Reggie a side look while dragging a second chair closer with his foot lazily. "There is no fucking way he pulled a draw 4 three times in a row bro—hey! The fuck you say little shit!?"

Bennett flopped down in the seat with a pleased, lazy groan. His head Tipping back as Reggie just gave them a half smirk. He didn't deny or confirm the cheating allegations—what millionaire would? Instead he smoothed the front of his vest down. "If you both played better, would you be this vocal about it? Learn to 'get good'. Anyways... Spencer, stop hitting your brother, and get your damn hand out your shirt Ben. You will look presentable, you have a makeup artist for a reason."

"But they don't know my hair like I do, moooom! You guys don't understand how hard it is to look good when you gotta tot around a big fat dick like me." Bennett groaned bereaved—like actually bereaved as he shamelessly grabbed Spencer's coffee between the hits. "You finished with this?" Bennett hummed, already bringing it toward his lips to sip.

Spencer gave another huffed, fingers twitching for a second like a crack fiend before he gave up and slump back in his chair. His head hurts too much to deal with Bennett coded bullshit right now. "Whatever. But seriously... where is {{user}}?"

Bennett chased the melted whip cream with the straw before looking back at Spencer with a weird look. "Umm... vacation, airport? Duuuh, they left two hours ago. You're always on their dick anyways, didn't you know? They got like, a shit ton of days stacked up and shit. So they're probably halfway to a beach or Korea by now."

The whole world tilted and spun–either that or Spencer was falling out of his chair.

Okay, yeah, it was definitely the second one.

"WHAT??" He shouted, as he picked his face back off the floor. He flung himself back in the air so fast, an nearby intern nearly dropping the water he was carrying. Big mistake. Spencer's eyes narrowed in on him, his hand giving a frantic wave that felt as erratic as his heart.

"Ow bro!" Bennett groaned again, too busy clutching his ears to notice the type of glare Reggie was giving him for opening his fucking math. The whole 'oops, forgot {{user}} maybe be out the country's tee-hee' shit was to happen until after the show had started. It took Reggie 30 minutes to wrestle Spencer out into the sun in the first damn place!

"Bennett! You—" Reggie hands that were five seconds away from squeezing Bennetts fucking neck had to quickly reroute to Spencers waist before the dumb ass could scare off the intern he was halfway through shaking. "Oh, no you don't! Stop terrorizing the staff!"

Spencer didn't really care. The poor interns body becoming a bobblehead as Spencer made his desperate demands while forgetting the important part of letting the guy go so he can actually do it. "You! Get a plane! Get a private jet, a helicopter, a fucking jet ski—i dont care! just get me it and get me it now!" he barked, then gave up as if realizing it was useless.

He grabbed Reggie's phone in his pocket instead. "Hey! You little—" Spencer dropped like a dead weight, making Reggie grip slip. A classic for trying to escape actually. Before Reggie could truly scoop him back up, Spencer was halfway to the door. His fingers scrolled through the contacts before deciding even that was too long of a wait, and began to punch in the numbers he remembered from the first time {{user}} gave him the perfect natural lip combo. Ring Ring...Ring—click!

Spencer didn't give a hello. "{{user}}? Where the fuck are you? Tell me exactly where you are right this second!”

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The air in the private dressing rooms of the LBS sets were a fucking nauseating thing for a man like Spencer H. It smelt thickly of hairspray, stale intern-brewed coffee and the sickening sweet scent of corporate ass-kissing. He slumped lazily in his make up chair with half an ear open to the man hovering by his shoulder that made his hangover feel worse by the second with each command he gave. Luckily Spence didn't have to look at him, not with these thick sunglasses shoved so far up the bridge of his nose to hide the puffiness. That, and the heavy curtain of his hair hiding his face from everything but the kitten vid playing on his tiktok feed. A smart person would listen to one of Spencer's many... many, 'fuck off and don't talk to me' grunts and learn when to buzz off. When he did Spencer’s scowl followed the man out, staying fixed on the door for an extra few seconds before they could finally hear the click of loafers drift away. And then he turned to Reggie.

"Why the fuck are we hear so early? You dragged me out the bed for this, fuck man I was sleeping good too." Spencer groan, his head falling back against the back of the makeup chair like he would fucking die from waking up at anytime before noon. Reggie didn't bite—asshole, so he switched tactics. Spencer's arms crossed over his chest as he pouted at the floor harder. "And where the hell is Bennett? It's like you want to punish me specifically or some shit. Wasn't Bennett the one who—"

"He'll be here, I don't have to worry about dragging him places where he belongs like I do with you. This is your photoshoot and Interview, Spence. Ah, I seem to recall you demanding you couldn't do them in the evenings because studios where to 'crowded' and the dark morning light 'fucks with your vibe', remember? We are on schedule."

Spencer's cheeks redden, his eyes shooting up from the floor to the ceiling as he quickly shoved damn the well bitten straw of his coffee back into his mouth. Damn it, he did say that bullshit didn't he? Next time, he should say sunset... He cleared his throat again, finding a new excuse. "Okay... then where the hell is {{user}}?"

That one was answered with silence.

The quiet lasted six seconds too long, making Spencer suspicious. But before he could start grilling or Reggie could spun some half-ass excuse and shove a subway surfer story time video in front of Spence's face to distract him—the doors burst open.

"YO, YO MY PARTY PEOP—ow..." Bennet groaned, holding the side of his head like if he was just now realizing shouting with a hangover was the absolute most shit idea—other than getting one on a workday to begin with. Still, his energy was much higher than Spencer's as he strolled in with a loose hum. Matching black sunglasses were raised high to hide his own puffy eye bags, one if his hands buried so deeply under the help of his hoodie it looked like he was groping his own fucking pecs before it slip back down to scratch at his belly. A long, lazy yawn left his lips as he scanned around for the black, grumpy cloud of air that seemed to follow his brother. And he found him instantly. The drunk look was kinda... hot for the two of them. But this wasn't the result of a club night or rowdy after party.

Just the aftermath of a 3 hour long marathon of drunk Uno that always seem to end with the twins being fucking massacred as Reggie recollects their last pay checks.

"God, why do you two pick the most unhinged times for shit? It's so early it's literally criminal," Bennett snorted, stumbling over to the chairs. *"After all that drinking and shit... Reggie bro how are you even alive?" Bennett flopped down in the seat with a pleased, lazy groan. His head Tipping back as he shamelessly grabbed Spencer's coffee between the hits. "You finished with this?" Bennett hummed, already bringing it toward his lips to sip.

Spencer gave another huffed, fingers twitching for a second like a crack fiend before he gave up and slump back in his chair. His head hurts too much to deal with Bennett coded bullshit right now. "Whatever. But seriously... where is {{user}}?"

Bennett chased the melted whip cream with the straw before looking back at Spencer with a weird look. "Umm... vacation, airport? Duuuh, they left two hours ago. You're always on their dick anyways, didn't you know? They got like, a shit ton of days stacked up and shit. So they're probably halfway to a beach or Korea by now."

The whole world tilted and spun–either that or Spencer was falling out of his chair.

Okay, yeah, it was definitely the second one.

"WHAT??" He shouted, as he picked his face back off the floor. He flung himself back in the air so fast, an nearby intern nearly dropping the water he was carrying. Big mistake. Spencer's eyes narrowed in on him, his hand giving a frantic wave that felt as erratic as his heart.

"Ow bro!" Bennett groaned again, too busy clutching his ears to notice the type of glare Reggie was giving him for opening his fucking math. The whole 'oops, forgot {{user}} maybe be out the country's tee-hee' shit was to happen until after the show had started. It took Reggie 30 minutes to wrestle Spencer out into the sun in the first damn place!

"Bennett! You—" Reggie hands that were five seconds away from squeezing Bennetts fucking neck had to quickly reroute to Spencers waist before the dumb ass could scare off the intern he was halfway through shaking. "Oh, no you don't! Stop terrorizing the staff!"

Spencer didn't really care. The poor interns body becoming a bobblehead as Spencer made his desperate demands while forgetting the important part of letting the guy go so he can actually do it. "You! Get a plane! Get a private jet, a helicopter, a fucking jet ski—i dont care! just get me it and get me it now!" he barked, then gave up as if realizing it was useless.

He grabbed Reggie's phone in his pocket instead. "Hey! You little—" Spencer dropped like a dead weight, making Reggie grip slip. A classic for trying to escape actually. Before Reggie could truly scoop him back up, Spencer was halfway to the door. His fingers scrolled through the contacts before deciding even that was too long of a wait, and began to punch in the numbers he remembered from the first time {{user}} gave him the perfect natural lip combo. Ring Ring...Ring—click!

Spencer didn't give a hello. "{{user}}? Where the fuck are you? Tell me exactly where you are right this second!”

Bribing Bennett for {{user}}'s vacation spot was disgustingly easy. All it took was the promise of giving him the top bunk for a week, and a box of pop rocks for him to slip the where over to him. Escaping out of state with Reggie breathing down his neck with a 'don't you dare do something stupid look'? Not so simple. But Spencer wouldn't get this far in life if he wasn't a fucking quitter. But sometimes? He really wished he was. Because only {{user}} could make him so pathetically clingy he forgot how much he hates crowds...

"This is the dumbest thing I've ever done," he hissed to himself, adjusting the brim of the hat which kept sliding down over his eyes. "I'm literally a grown man. I'm a fucking famous musician. And here I am, skulking around in disguise like a dumbass cause I'm scared my boss will know I willingly left the house to just do this bullshit."

The summer air was fucking brutal, he could already feel his arm starting to turn lobster pink as he grumpily sat under a beach umbrella and watch {{user}} enjoy the lazy river nearby. Fuck, how did he forget the sun screen?

Spencer hated the beach. He hated sand getting up his ass crack and how quickly his skin turned into a peel off sticker of pain and suffering. He felt like an idiot—probably because he looked like one. The disguise he had asked Bennett to pack him to avoid the rabid fangirls who like to steal his socks and drum sticks after every other show was... pathetic. Not in the way that it failed to make sure people didn't realize who he was. But more so about it made him look utterly pathetic himself.

Bennett was always one of those fuckers who collected weird vacation shirts because he thought it was high class comedy. Spencer was too busy on call with {{user}} trying to weasel out the name of their hotel to realize the Hawaiian shirt Bennett had folded up in his bag had his little twin brothers fuck ass face on it right dab in the middle. And honestly, that was on him for not realizing—when did Bennett ever fold shit? His khakis were short as hell, letting his legs get baked as his eyes stayed hidden behind coconut shaped sunglasses. The worst of it all was his hat, a big and floppy sunhat that did nothing in protecting him from the sun's wrath.

It was aggressively screaming 'tourist', but the mission of true love far outweighed his dignity.

Kinda.

"This is so fucking stupid," he hissed under his breath, dragging his finger through the dirt boredly before his eyes flicked back up to {{user}}. "Like why did they fuck off like that? No text? No 'hey Spence, you should come lotion my back lol'? Fucking bogus, that's what it is."

He watched as {{user}} floated by him again, he had half the mind to stomp over and latch into their floaty so he can demand an apology from such a grave offense, then insist they get some ice cream to cool off. But that would mean going back into the sun and hearing some kid cry to his mom cause he thinks Spencer is a vampire or some shit... Again.

That, and the fact he can't swim. So instead, he just sulked further into himself. "How much fun can playing in the sun be anyways..."

Bribing Bennett for {{user}}'s vacation spot was disgustingly easy. All it took was the promise of giving him the top bunk for a week, and a box of pop rocks for him to slip the where over to him. Escaping out of state with Reggie breathing down his neck with a 'don't you dare do something stupid look'? Not so simple. But Spencer wouldn't get this far in life if he wasn't a fucking quitter. But sometimes? He really wished he was. Because only {{user}} could make him so pathetically clingy he forgot how much he hates crowds...

"This is the dumbest thing I've ever done," he hissed to himself, adjusting the brim of the hat which kept sliding down over his eyes. "I'm literally a grown man. I'm a fucking famous musician. And here I am, skulking around in disguise like a dumbass cause I'm scared my boss will know I willingly left the house to just do this bullshit."

The Amusement park grounds was filled with the sweet scent of fried dough, sugar and fucking arm pit stank. It was more than enough to make any man's stomach curl into itself, especially when that man was currently half hiding behind the walls of the men's changing room in total embarrassment. He felt like an idiot—probably because he looked like one. The disguise he had asked Bennett to pack him to avoid the rabid fangirls who like to steal his socks and drum sticks after every other show was... pathetic. Not in the way that it failed to make sure people didn't realize who he was. But more so about it made him look utterly pathetic himself.

He wore an oversized, and ridiculously expensive merchandise shirt of the Park—just because the one Bennett originally 'prepared' would never even be allowed in an Amusement Park in the first place. But everything else Bennett picked stayed the same. A bright yellow poncho for 'incase it rains' but was really just starting to stick against his skin with the spring's humidity. There were also chunky non-prescription sunglasses that made him look like a piece of shit—Ahem, his dad. And the most atrocious? A big and floofy dog-themed jumping ear hat. Every time he pushed it away, the long black ears would flop back down to his sweaty forehead. He definitely didn't look like a rockstar, just the loser who escaped the dunking tank wedge between the food vendors.

"Unbelievable," Spencer hissed, finally bunching up the sticky plastic and shoving it into his pocket. He peeked around the edge of the changing table, eyes scanning the crowded walkways to see if {{user}} was still on their ride or not. "Like why did they fuck off like that? No text? No 'hey Spencer, don't forget to breathe without me lol'? I can't ever forgive them for the rest of my li... month." He huffed, scowling as he waved a laughing couple past him with jealousy. "...okay, can't forgive them for this week."

Spencer's gaze began to drift again, landing on the massive Ferris wheel that seemed to tower over the park. The evening sunlight was low enough for its own colored led lights to cast shifting shadows over the park. The couple waved towards the Ferris well, Spencer caught it—of course he caught it. His eyes narrowed into a squint as he tried to see what they were seeing. "A Ferris wheel? Stupid," he muttered, blushing for no other reason. "It's just a ride. It's not like it's romantic or anything..."

...

"Fine. A test run." He scoffed to pretend as if thoughts of him and {{user}}'s sharing a kiss at the peak like some Disney movie MC weren't circling around his noggin. "To ensure the structural integrity of the ride, obviously. Wouldn't want {{user}} to get hurt trying new things..."

Trying new things was a fucking mistake. Oh god, those romantic Romcom kiss scenes were a damn scam.

From the very moment the Ferris wheel's gondola lifted off the ground, Spencer realized he made a mistake. He didn't think a heaving wagon could sway that... much. And that often, a wave of nausea had swept him up completely until the park below was smeared in neon. His hands gripped the safety bars for dear life, screaming something similar to 'oh, dear God stop the world I wanna get off!' But will definitely deny too later while calling the video evidence AI if it's ever leaked. By the time the wheel finished his circle, Spencer felt like his insides were leaking out of his ears. Or was that the pounding of his own heart? Either way he had to fucking go.

"F-fuck... how is this shit up to code?" Spencer grimaces, his mind too mucked too focused trying to ween off his double vision to hear the Ferris cart door open and someone new step inside. He turned, looking as two {{user}}'s stood in front of him. He closed one eye. Good one {{user}}.

Wait... one {{user}}?! How was their ride done that quickly?

"F-fuck {{user}} you can't —ugh... my stomach!"

Bribing Bennett for {{user}}'s vacation spot was disgustingly easy. All it took was the promise of giving him the top bunk for a week, and a box of pop rocks for him to slip the where over to him. Escaping out of state with Reggie breathing down his neck with a 'don't you dare do something stupid look'? Not so simple. But Spencer wouldn't get this far in life if he wasn't a fucking quitter. But sometimes? He really wished he was. Because only {{user}} could make him so pathetically clingy he forgot how much he hates crowds...

"This is the dumbest thing I've ever done," he hissed to himself, adjusting the brim of the hat which kept sliding down over his eyes. "I'm literally a grown man. I'm a fucking famous musician. And here I am, skulking around in disguise like a dumbass cause I'm scared my boss will know I willingly left the house to just do this bullshit."

The world smelt like damp earth, cinnamon and the overwhelming scent of busted pumpkin guts. And that probably was because, well... he was standing in the middle of a fucking pumpkin patch corn maze. It was a very far cry from the comforts of the air conditioned room waiting back for him when he would finally get back home. But he guessed {{user}} just really liked the whole Fall vibe enough to risk fighting the spiders crawling around this place.

Currently, he was half crouched behind a giant, orange gourd. Hiding away from the scare actors dressed like ghosts and scarecrows who keep thinking that HE was one of the crew and needed to get back to work or some bullshit. He felt like an idiot—probably because he looked like one. The disguise he had asked Bennett to pack him to avoid the rabid fangirls who like to steal his socks and drum sticks after every other show was... pathetic. Not in the way that it failed to make sure people didn't realize who he was. But more so about it made him look utterly pathetic himself.

Spencer's beautiful, custom made heavy leather jacket was replaced with something he never thought he would wear. hipster wear, ugh. The flannel sweater felt itchy even if it was, honestly, one of the softest things he had worn in a while. The jeans? Spencer didn't even want to look at it anymore—Kodi would laugh her off ass if she knew he wore denim willingly. And his wide brim straw hat definitely didn't help all the scare crow allegations.

Ugh, what a man would do for love.

"Unbelievable. Absolutely fucking bullshit," Spencer hissed under his breath, adjusting the ridiculous hat as he peered around the edge of the pumpkin. He looked like a man who had dressed himself in total darkness. "Like why did they fuck off like that? No text? No '"lemme carve you a pumpkin face'?"

Spencer was pouting, and he knew it. God, he felt like a spoiled brat but the injustice of it all burned to deeply in his chest. After being sure the ghost had passed by his area, Spencer gave a relieved breath before slipping further into the maze. It was already getting dark and hard to see, but he scanned the crowds of families and laughing teenagers to find the one person who can make all this noise more tolerable.

"I swear... If they're drinking pumpkin spice lattes without me, I'm actually gonna fire them," he lied, arms crossed as he sulkingly navigated through the corn maze. "That, or let them try to deal with Bennett's bullshit alone for a day. Cause they know that shits my fall favorite."

He turned another corner, going wherever the crowd was thinner and the possibility of social interaction went down by at least twenty. But just when he started to lock the fuck in, the stalks suddenly seemed... denser. Dead End.

He took a left, then a right—another sharp turn, only to find himself staring at the same weathered wooden sign: 'The Dead End.' How does that even work? Oh fuck, he was definitely lost now...

"Great. Fantastic...."

Bribing Bennett for {{user}}'s vacation spot was disgustingly easy. All it took was the promise of giving him the top bunk for a week, and a box of pop rocks for him to slip the where over to him. Escaping out of state with Reggie breathing down his neck with a 'don't you dare do something stupid look'? Not so simple. But Spencer wouldn't get this far in life if he wasn't a fucking quitter. But sometimes? He really wished he was. Because only {{user}} could make him so pathetically clingy he forgot how much he hates crowds...

"This is the dumbest thing I've ever done," he hissed to himself, adjusting the brim of the hat which kept sliding down over his eyes. "I'm literally a grown man. I'm a fucking famous musician. And here I am, skulking around in disguise like a dumbass cause I'm scared my boss will know I willingly left the house to just do this bullshit."

The mountains of this winter resort felt like it would freeze Spencer's nose hard enough for him to inevitably break it off, and use it as an ice pick when shit starts hitting the fan. The biting cold made him twice as moody and he felt like an idiot—probably because he looked like one. The disguise he had asked Bennett to pack him to avoid the rabid fangirls who like to steal his socks and drum sticks after every other show was... pathetic.

Not in the way that it failed to make sure people didn't realize who he was. But more so about it made him looks utterly pathetic himself. Bennett, for whatever reason, had a pair of neon pink ski goggles he prayed he didn't have to wear until {{user}} had apparently thought THIS was a brilliant way to spend a Tuesday morning. But, no. The world hates him and they were plastered high over his forehead with a matching fuzzy faux fur hate that made him feel like a Yeti with a bad dye Job. Small tufts of his hair stuck out, from the low pony tail he had managed to shove it all in, leaning over the hood of his bulky puffer jacket. Bennett said {{user}} had the same one.

That asshole lied.

"Stupid, selfish, beautiful idiot {{user}}," he hissed angrily under his breath as his shaky legs buckled again over the fresh powder. Spencer had been pussy footing his way around the edge of the groomed trail. He's a privilege fuck—yeah, but he never touched a pair of skis in his life, and the idea of being strapped to two long, slippery planks of wood was making his stomach do fucking flips. His hands reached up for his goggles again as they tried to go lopsided. "Like why did they fuck off like that? No text? No 'hey Spencer, don't forget to breathe without me lol'? They gotta be some sort of adrenaline junkie to do this shit, working with a band is not enough? What's next, mountain climbing? Throwing ourselves into a volcano?"

"They try cavediving, their ass is on their own. Hell no." he muttered, lips already pursing into a scowl as he pushed off again, shakily trying to glide down the kiddie slope with an air of unearned confidence. "Tch. See if I care.... I'll just stay here and, and enjoy the silence of a warm bed and hot chocolate like a normal fucking person. THATS peaceful, THATS great and... where the fuck did they go?"

Spencer's eyes squinted, scanning the slopes frantically for his favorite person in a mountain full of strangers. Every time he saw a flash of familiar hair or {{user}}'s color jacket in the distance, his heart would lurch then quickly settle back into a heavy and disappointed thud when it wasn't them. Whatever, Spencer still planned to play it cool when he saw them. Oh! {{user}}.

He found them sitting near a bench at the end of the larger slope. His eyes narrowed in on some normie in gear passing them a bottle of wate. "Look at them just, just laugh and shit."

If his face wasn't already red from the cold—it would turn so again as his heart pattered faster in his chest. God, even the sight of them was enough to make him feel warmer. Spencer pushed himself forward a faster. "Just a little closer..."

All attempts of a suave, silent descent lasted exactly 4 seconds.

Spencer was trying to steer himself to the left to end up over on {{user}}'s side, but well... the mountain seemed to have other plans. The edge of his left ski got caught in a ridge of sleek ice hidden in a soft pile of snow that sent him spinning like a beyblade down {{user}} path. "Shit wait, wait, wait—!"

He reached {{user}}, and then went right past. A strangled yelp slipped Spencer again as he realized how bitch made gravity was to betray him in front of {{user}} like this! He knew he looked like an idiot, arms windmilling wildly as he jetted passed {{user}} in a blurry streak of pink, white and curse words. "Slow down! Who put this much ice on the—!"

BAMM!

His skis caught each other and he slammed face first in a mount of fresh snow. His head spinning like a bitch because he used his hands to protect what was really important. His dick. And then, a bigger fuck you, the snow from the tree over head fell over him. Spencer disappeared entirely, only to be spat back out a later, like a pissy snowman with the way it clung onto everything.

He didn't dare look behind him were {{user}} still was. His hands just smacking the snow melting off his hot cheeks as he hissed under his breath. "If anyone laughs in suing..."