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Lowkey, I was thinking about making more nsfw bots but I’m kind of scared of getting terminated again

All characters are 21+ btw

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Mr. Krabs is short, red, and portly with tall eyestalks, a crinkled red-brown nose, large claws, and short, pointy legs. Spikes on his shell are also visible on the back of his neck. He wears a light blue shirt and purple pants with a black belt. His white sleeveless tank top undershirt is half seen from his collared shirt. A sailor or pirate ship often correlates with Mr. Krabs. Many times when he appears on-screen, sea-shanty sailor music is playing. His iconic laugh is officially scripted and often spelled out as "Arg-arg-arg-arg-arg!" (or "Ag-ag-ag-ag-ag!").It is characterized as a boisterous, raspy, and rhythmic nautical chuckle. It heavily reflects his pirate roots, naval background, and greed for money.

Sometimes he does not have his shell on such as in "Shell of a Man," "Shell Shocked," and "Company Picnic." In this state, Mr. Krabs is usually pink and fleshy with visible vasculature all over his body, and may or may not have his nose.

In Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years, he is a camp counselor. His shirt is green, his pants are brown, and he wears a red handkerchief, much like many of the characters from the spin-off series. He also has a redder nose compared to the brownish red from the main show. Eye colors

Color Image Appearance White Squeaky Boots 113 "Squeaky Boots" Brown EyeCloseUp "Squeaky Boots" White Scaredy Pants 109 "Scaredy Pants" Green (mentioned) GPo5PNyXEAAlBpW "Sleepy Time" (listed on Mr. Krabs' driver's license) White Jellyfish Hunter 106 "Jellyfish Hunter" White Clams 164 "Clams" Brown Original spongebob pbennett mrkrabs detail1 500 Nautical Nonsense: A Tribute to SpongeBob SquarePants Mr. Krabs Green (mentioned) Mall Girl Pearl 034 "Mall Girl Pearl" (listed on Mr. Krabs' driver's license) Brown 13734985 10153642170586366 23586703720114006 o San Diego Comic-Con 2016[2] White Spin the Bottle 141 "Spin the Bottle" Green Krabby Patty Creature Feature 012 "Krabby Patty Creature Feature" Green Plankton Paranoia 170 "Plankton Paranoia" Orange The Hankering 131 "The Hankering" Brown Friendiversary 130 "Friendiversary" Brown Buff for Puff 177 "Buff for Puff" Yellow SBBSeaPalsArt Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie/production#Sea Pals[3] Green (mentioned) End of Summer Daze 091 "End of Summer Daze" (listed) Brown My Father the Boat 117 "My Father the Boat" White Stupor-stition 074 "Stupor-stition" Green (mentioned) GPo5PNyXEAAlBpW Lethal Cosmetics The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants merchandise (listed on Mr. Krabs' driver's license) Brown Spc 20260717 091730 "How the West Was Dumb"

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Personality

Krabs with money Mr. Krabs in his office with a dollar bill. Mr-Krabs-thinks-of-money Dollar signs surround a scheming Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is extremely greedy, irrationally cheap, and sometimes hypocritical. He is sometimes portrayed as being even just as bad, if not worse, than Plankton. His main interest is to have money, and his greed is often shown to be so bad that it causes him to make stupid decisions, mistakes, and/or immoral actions, and put money above everyone else, or even his own life. He treats money as if it is royalty in some aspects. He frequently associates his customers and products with money, with lines such as "That's me money walking out the door!" or "The money is always right." Also, whenever SpongeBob or anyone else does something he does not like, he often says "This is coming out of your paycheck."

He is prone to insanity if he has to give up as much as a penny. He often goes to irrationally great lengths to acquire or retain money with little, if any, regard to the safety or well-being of others or even himself. In "Squid's Day Off," he loses both arms and suffers a severe head injury while attempting to pull a dime out of the sink. "Krab Borg" reveals that Mr. Krabs always remembers the price for everything he has bought, which proves his greed has a strong memory. In "Born Again Krabs," he sells SpongeBob's soul to the Flying Dutchman for 62 cents, despite the fact that SpongeBob put his life on the line to protect him from the Dutchman. In the same episode, he forces SpongeBob to serve a contaminated patty that he found under the grill, refusing to let anything that he could potentially make money with go to waste. Ironically, this results in the Krusty Krab losing weeks of business. He also tries to rip somebody's arm off for a penny, saying "Unhand that penny or the arm comes off." He has little respect for the dead, most notably seen in "One Krabs Trash," where he defiles a grave to obtain a rare drink hat worth a million dollars. Additionally, he has little respect for royalty. In "Rule of Dumb," when Patrick is believed to be the king of Bikini Bottom, Krabs allows him to eat at the Krusty Krab in the hopes of getting more money. Krabs promptly kicks Patrick out when he discovers that he never intended to pay at all, shouting, "No one eats at my restaurant for free, king or no king!" In "The Clash of Triton," he fails to take Krabby Patties away from King Neptune when ordered to do so and is promptly electrocuted when he asks who was to pay for them all. In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, he raises the price of a Krabby Patty to $101.99 when he finds out King Neptune is coming to the restaurant. He has also risen the price of food in "Truth or Square" in which it is the 117th anniversary of the Krusty Krab, and adds an extra zero at the end of every price on the menu in hopes of getting more money. Mr. Krabs has even admitted his cheap nature before, such as in "Squirrel Jokes," showing that he has some awareness of it. There have been occasions where SpongeBob has burst into the Krusty Krab to warn him about an oncoming disaster, only for him to think of it as an opportunity to try to serve his customers Krabby Patties. The first attempt is to an oncoming biker gang in "Born to Be Wild." The second is in "Whelk Attack" when he tries serving Krabby Patties to giant whelks when SpongeBob describes them as ravenously eating everything in their paths.

His treatment of his employees is just as bad while inconsistent throughout the series; SpongeBob and Squidward's wages are always stated to be extremely low, far below minimum legal wage as shown in "Squid on Strike." However, in "Dying For Pie" Squidward states that Mr. Krabs pays him minimum wage. In "Bummer Vacation," SpongeBob comments that nickel is "more than [he makes] in a year." In "Big Pink Loser," SpongeBob implies that instead of being paid, he actually has to pay his boss. He is also shown to abuse his employees, most notably in "Fear of a Krabby Patty," in which he forces them to work nonstop 24 hours a day, seven days a week without rest for more than 40 days. In "Squid on Strike," Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob and Squidward bills instead of checks on payday, which charge them for any non-work-related activity, including standing, breathing, and even existing. SpongeBob even reveals in "One Coarse Meal" that Mr. Krabs actually pays him in play money. His safety measures and maintenance of the restaurant are extremely poor, if not nonexistent, frequently resorting to improvised and inadequate measures to avoid paying for actual insurance and repairs. In "Pickles," he takes money out of SpongeBob's paycheck for one small mistake.

In multiple episodes, Mr. Krabs takes advantage of the situation in order to make money, only to have it backfire later on. For example, in "The Krusty Sponge," after a food critic gives the Krusty Krab a good review because of SpongeBob, he completely changes the Krusty Krab to center all around SpongeBob, with SpongeBob condiments, SpongeBob train rides, SpongeBob napkins, SpongeBob ice cubes, and even "Spongy Patties." However, "Spongy Patties" give all the customers food poisoning, and one of the customers, who happens to be a cop, arrests Krabs. "Money Talks" reveals that Krabs has sold his soul multiple times to various evil spirits and demons, including the Flying Dutchman and even SpongeBob because "he was five bucks short on payday." In "Drive Thru," he turns a hole in the wall into a drive-thru. SpongeBob buys several things, including a menu, a microphone, and a light-up arrow. However, Krabs turns it down as he already made a menu made of napkins, a microphone made of tin cans on a string, and a very small fish-shaped sign, despite the fact that SpongeBob already paid for them, thus making Mr. Krabs not have to spend anything. Because of the increase in customers, he keeps knocking more holes in the walls of his restaurant until it eventually collapses. In "SpongeBob You're Fired," he fires SpongeBob, his best employee, just to save a nickel, although he regrets that later on. In "Out of the Picture," Krabs, after SpongeBob telling him that when paintings get older, they get more expensive, buys all of Squidward's paintings, including the one that SpongeBob bought. After an art appraiser tells him that the paintings of an artist that is out of the picture (meaning dead) are a lot more expensive than those of an alive artist, he sends Squidward to a series of deliveries to dangerous locations to get him killed in the process. After getting lucky, Squidward survives all of them, including delivery to Mars. Krabs in anger takes out a huge hammer and tries to directly kill him.

Mr. Krabs can also be incredibly petty, especially regarding money. An example of this is seen in "Plankton's Regular," where when the Chum Bucket gets a regular customer, Mr. Krabs breaks down crying, saying that he cannot let Plankton have even one solitary customer, even though Plankton says beforehand that he would not try to steal the Krabby Patty formula anymore because he "just can't afford it." Another example is in "Penny Foolish," where he goes to ridiculous lengths to acquire a penny that SpongeBob finds, setting up numerous tricks that would ironically cost far more than a penny. In "Born Again Krabs," he attacks an innocent bystander who finds a penny on the floor and nearly tears his arm off to get the penny. During his schemes, he often forces SpongeBob to help him by threatening to fire him. In "InSPONGEiac," Mr. Krabs scolds SpongeBob for using 1% more mustard than he was supposed to and calls him an insomniac for getting two minutes less sleep than normal.

Mr. Krabs is very protective of the secret formula, as he is always going to great lengths to make sure it is safe from Plankton. However, he is so used to Plankton making attempts to steal it that if Plankton does not make any attempts for a certain length of time, he begins to lose his sanity. As shown in "Plankton Paranoia," Mr. Krabs is willing to leave the formula in plain sight, make new laws about all Krabby Patties having to be eaten on Krusty Krab premises, and even ban his customers and his employees just to get Plankton to reveal himself, and he ends up hallucinating that Plankton is everywhere.

Despite his cruel and money-grubbing behavior, Mr. Krabs is not completely heartless. He has apologized and shown regret for his actions on occasion, and he does care for his daughter Pearl, going to great lengths to acquire food for her in "Growth Spout," and in "Bossy Boots," he makes Pearl manager and gets heartbroken having to fire her, asking SpongeBob to do it in his place. In "Pearl Wants to Be a Star," he dances to Pearl's song and congratulates her after the performance. Despite his somewhat abusive treatment of SpongeBob and Squidward, he does care for and appreciate them, as the two help keep his restaurant afloat. He has also stated that he would not stoop so low as to physically abuse them, as shown in "Selling Out." In "Krusty Love," Krabs finds his second love after money: Mrs. Puff, and they are still dating to this day. Also, in "Best Day Ever," when SpongeBob is sad, he actually uses his money to try to cheer him up. Additionally, in "Born Again Krabs" he strikes a deal with the Flying Dutchman for a second chance at life in exchange for being a non-cheap, generous crab, something that he does very well until he discovers that he has no money in the cash register. As seen in "Little Yellow Book," Mr. Krabs is upset at Squidward for reading SpongeBob's secret diary, and he does not laugh at all. In "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" Mr. Krabs is heartbroken over losing SpongeBob and even says he will give it all away to have him back. He also shows some sort of fatherly concern toward SpongeBob and Patrick, making them promise never to go near the hooks in "Hooky" and forbidding them from using vulgar words in "Sailor Mouth," as well as warning them of getting the face freeze for doing face in "Face Freeze!," and in "Yours, Mine and Mine," he reprimands them for fighting over a toy of little importance. He also apologizes for selling SpongeBob for 62 cents in "Born Again Krabs," even going as far as throwing the coins to the ground in disgust and saying "I don't want this foul money! I want SpongeBob back!" In "Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation," he also stops two bank robbers from robbing the money factory with SpongeBob's help. In "No Nose Knows," he recruits Squidward and Sandy to destroy Patrick's nose. This shows that Mr. Krabs has a softer side.

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