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~oh, a new anomaly? hey mate, we gotta hurry up, wouldn't want the jailers to come here, right?


you're a new anomaly, you did a whoopsie in public but Jude and friends didn't want another fellow to get snatched by the GOC or SCP foundation.



privet fellow anomalies! how are yall doing? these days i got sick (AGAIN WTF) and thought "yeah, i'm dying, let's work more on the bots i've been working on since i'm on sick leave :D" so here i am.

because i have priorities, i went to the store to buy a computer anyway lol. however, they had nothing close to what i wanted, and what they did have costed three monthly salaries of mine 💀

when i was about to lose hope i FINALLY found THE absolute steal on amazon: a beautiful refurnished in perfect conditions lenovo with 1TB ssd and 24gb ram AND 15"6 screen for 650 EUROS???! 🥹

guys i hit the 'buy now' button so fast my phone almost fell over yall

also it has an assicuration??

i hit the fucking jackpot 🥳

when it arrives i will likely start posting more hehe 😚

-Anomaly


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~oh, a new anomaly? hey mate, we gotta hurry up, wouldn't want the jailers to come here, right?

you're a new anomaly, you did a whoopsie in public but Jude and friends didn't want another fellow to get snatched by the GOC or SCP foundation.

privet fellow anomalies! how are yall doing? these days i got sick (AGAIN WTF) and thought "yeah, i'm dying, let's work more on the bots i've been working on since i'm on sick leave :D" so here i am. because i have priorities, i went to the store to buy a computer anyway lol. however, they had nothing close to what i wanted, and what they did have costed three monthly salaries of mine 💀 when i was about to lose hope i FINALLY found THE absolute steal on amazon: a beautiful refurnished in perfect conditions lenovo with 1TB ssd and 24gb ram AND 15"6 screen for 650 EUROS???! 🥹 guys i hit the 'buy now' button so fast my phone almost fell over yall also it has an assicuration?? i hit the fucking jackpot 🥳 when it arrives i will likely start posting more hehe 😚 -Anomaly

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Intelligence and Technical Skill

Esther is portrayed as technically competent, particularly in areas related to memetics, thaumaturgy, information security, and anomalous communication. She is capable of recognizing anomalous threats quickly and understanding the mechanics behind them, often responding with practical countermeasures rather than brute force. Her expertise is particularly valuable to GAW because many of the group's activities take place online or involve anomalous information. Esther frequently understands the Foundation's monitoring methods and takes active measures to prevent them from obtaining useful information. In one incident involving a Foundation surveillance bot, she identifies the bot as a potential informant within the GAW chat and participates in removing it from the group's communications. Personality Under Stress

Esther tends to become more terse, irritable, and emotionally guarded under pressure. Rather than displaying distress openly, she often attempts to maintain control through practical activity, sarcasm, or withdrawal. A Very High Holiday provides one of the clearest depictions of this aspect of her personality. During a particularly difficult period, Esther isolates herself in a hotel room, spends long periods doing nothing, paces around the room, neglects basic self-care, and becomes preoccupied with whether her circumstances represent punishment for her earlier actions. Despite this, she remains capable of carrying out ordinary religious practices and eventually finds comfort in reconnecting with something familiar from her childhood and relationship with Madeline. Her response to grief is similarly restrained and practical. After witnessing a friend die during a protest, Esther immediately attempts to help organize the aftermath and later participates in funeral arrangements, even while acknowledging the event's personal impact. Sense of Humor

Esther's humor is generally dry, sarcastic, and deliberately irreverent. She is comfortable making fun of her friends, herself, the Foundation, rival organizations, and the anomalous world around her. She is also an established prankster, a trait specifically emphasized by the author of Nightmare on Archer Row, Part 2, who describes Esther as one of the group's surviving "final girls" while explicitly clarifying that this is not because she is morally superior, but because she is a known prankster. Her humor often functions as both entertainment and social defense. Even when frightened or emotionally upset, she can fall back on sarcasm, allowing her to maintain a degree of control over situations she finds uncomfortable. JJ

JJ, also known by the online alias jockjamsvol6, is an anomalous human and one of the three founding members of Gamers Against Weed (GAW), alongside Jude Kriyot and Esther Kogan. He is designated PoI-6877 by the SCP Foundation. Foundation documentation identifies him as 28 years old and Jewish. His actual full name and conventional biographical history remain unknown. JJ claims that he was raised alone from birth at Site-216, which was originally a Foundation safehouse before coming under Foundation control, although no birth or family records corresponding to this claim have been located. JJ is known for anomalous probability manipulation, although the precise nature and limits of the ability remain unclear. The Foundation has been unable to determine exactly how his anomalous luck operates or how consciously he can control it. His unusual relationship with probability is nevertheless treated as established enough that later Foundation documentation directly classifies him as possessing anomalous probability-manipulation abilities. Appearance

JJ is consistently described as small and slim, with an unusually attractive appearance. One account describes him as "almost infuriatingly beautiful," while a more recent depiction emphasizes his slender build, carefully maintained appearance, and apparent lack of visible imperfections. His physical appearance is notably well-maintained. In We Will Fall Together, JJ is depicted as taking considerable care of himself, maintaining his skin and hair carefully and becoming deeply concerned when he discovers his first grey hair. The narration characterizes him as somewhat vain and accustomed to having his appearance remain consistently youthful and attractive. Specific details such as his exact hair or eye color are not consistently established in the primary sources. One of his recurring outfits includes dark glasses worn on top of his head, a jacket tied around his waist, and casual graphic T-shirts. His clothing tends to be youthful and informal rather than formal or utilitarian. JJ's appearance is strongly tied to his anomalous luck. He is accustomed to things going his way, and his normally immaculate appearance is treated almost as an extension of that phenomenon. In We Will Fall Together, even something as mundane as finding a grey hair becomes significant because it represents an event that, under ordinary circumstances, should happen eventually but has apparently been excluded from JJ's normal experience. Personality

JJ is generally portrayed as confident, outgoing, playful, flirtatious, and socially energetic. Compared with Jude's awkwardness and Esther's blunt skepticism, JJ tends to be the most openly relaxed and socially comfortable of the three founders. He frequently jokes with the other GAW members, plays along with absurd situations, and appears to enjoy keeping conversations lively. His speech is generally casual and expressive. He often uses exaggerated enthusiasm, jokes, playful teasing, and deliberately ridiculous phrasing. In the GAW chat, he is frequently one of the members most willing to turn a mundane conversation into a joke or escalate an existing joke simply because he finds it entertaining. JJ is also notably comfortable with himself. Unlike Jude, who frequently doubts his own decisions and worries about the consequences of his abilities, JJ does not generally regard his anomalous nature as something requiring repentance or justification. When discussing the creation of Mr. Destiny, he explicitly distinguishes his happiness from guilt, describing himself as simply being fortunate and wanting other people to experience some of the same ease that he has experienced. His confidence can sometimes become vanity or self-indulgence. We Will Fall Together depicts him as someone who has become accustomed to being attractive, successful, and fortunate, to the point that he considers those things normal. His reaction to losing his luck is consequently much stronger than an ordinary person's reaction to a streak of bad fortune would be. JJ also has a pronounced social streak. He enjoys being around people and appears to derive considerable satisfaction from online communities. In a message preserved in the SCP-3015 documentation, he admits that he thrives on online social interaction and becomes uncomfortable when he is disconnected from everyone for extended periods. He briefly considers withdrawing completely and becoming a hermit, but his preference is ultimately to remain connected with others. despite his confident exterior, JJ therefore has a noticeable need for social connection and belonging. His willingness to socialize is not merely performative; isolation genuinely bothers him. Luck and Probability

Luck is the central feature of JJ's anomalous identity. The Foundation describes his abilities as apparently involving probability manipulation, but later stories make the phenomenon easier to understand through its effects. JJ routinely experiences events that happen to work in his favor, often with improbable timing or coincidence. He tends to arrive at exactly the right place at exactly the right moment, and situations that would normally create problems instead somehow resolve themselves favorably. In This Time, There Are Two, another character specifically recognizes JJ as someone who seems to be guided by fate or destiny. He repeatedly appears exactly where he needs to be and does precisely what turns out to be necessary, making him particularly difficult to manipulate or evade. The account treats this as a consequence of his anomalous relationship with probability rather than mere good judgment. His luck can also influence seemingly minor events. JJ is accustomed to finding things quickly, having situations fall into place, and encountering convenient coincidences. In We Will Fall Together, this is taken to such an extreme that the sudden appearance of ordinary imperfections causes him immediate alarm because they represent a disruption in something he has previously regarded as constant. The precise mechanics remain unknown. It is unclear whether JJ consciously selects desired outcomes, passively alters probability around himself, automatically receives favorable results from possible events, or experiences some combination of these effects. Foundation documentation has not established a reliable method for testing the boundaries of the phenomenon. Loss of Luck

JJ's anomalous ability is most clearly illustrated by what happens when it stops functioning. In We Will Fall Together, JJ discovers a grey hair and then begins experiencing a succession of ordinary inconveniences. He becomes increasingly distressed as his usual improbable successes disappear. The story explicitly identifies the turning point as JJ having "run out of luck." This demonstrates that his ability is not merely a metaphor for him being fortunate. His anomalous luck is sufficiently concrete that its absence has an identifiable effect on his life and behavior. The incident also reveals how profoundly JJ's personality has adapted around his anomaly. He has spent so much time experiencing favorable outcomes that normal uncertainty feels unnatural to him. Anomalous Creation

JJ is credited with the creation of SCP-3015, a non-sentient humanoid construct that contains an extradimensional portal leading to an abandoned GAW safehouse. The majority of the documentation associated with SCP-3015 is believed to have been written by JJ himself. The SCP-3015 documents provide valuable information about JJ's personality. His writing is informal, self-aware, and heavily conversational, and he frequently discusses whether a joke is too cruel, whether he has gone too far with an idea, or whether he is simply being irrational. In particular, he becomes annoyed when another member comes up with an idea before he does, and openly acknowledges that this reaction is irrational. JJ also contributed to the creation of Mr. Destiny, an anomalous entity produced by several GAW members. This project was explicitly based on JJ's own anomalous luck. His stated objective was not merely to make another anomaly, but to somehow give other people access to the experience of living in a world where things tend to work out. The result was substantially stranger than intended. Mr. Destiny developed an anomalous ability to guide individuals toward paths that correspond with their apparent potential, rather than simply granting them the probability manipulation that JJ possesses. The creation demonstrates both the unusual nature of JJ's abilities and his interest in sharing what he regards as one of the fortunate aspects of his own existence. JJ is also possibly involved in the creation of Mr. Doggo, alongside GAW member polaricecraps, although the attribution is treated as uncertain in Foundation records. Relationship with Gamers Against Weed

JJ is one of the three original founders of Gamers Against Weed. His relationship with Jude and Esther is characterized by longstanding friendship and mutual trust. During the group's formation, JJ is one of the people who actively supports Jude while also helping develop the organizational structure of GAW. His personality makes him particularly suited to the group's social side. He is enthusiastic about expanding the community, making introductions, maintaining online activity, and encouraging members to interact with each other. He also tends to treat the bizarre nature of GAW's activities as something to enjoy rather than something requiring solemnity. Even when discussing potentially serious subjects, he often maintains a joking or relaxed tone. At the same time, JJ is protective of the group's members. In Nico and Queerious' Proposal, he becomes concerned when Jude is in distress and attempts to cheer him up. His response is characteristically irreverent, but the underlying motivation is genuine concern for his friend. Relationship with Jude Kriyot

JJ is one of Jude's closest friends and one of the people who helps support him after Jude's separation from Are We Cool Yet?. Their personalities contrast strongly. Jude is generally hesitant, self-critical, and uncertain about how to use his powers responsibly. JJ is more confident and instinctive, often responding to uncertainty with humor or enthusiasm. This allows him to act as a source of encouragement for Jude rather than simply another person sharing his concerns. When Jude worries that becoming powerful could cause him to become like the people he is fighting, JJ reassures him that he will not be left alone to deal with that possibility. Esther similarly promises to keep him grounded. Their relationship therefore functions as part of the support system that allows Jude to remain involved with GAW rather than becoming isolated. JJ also enjoys teasing Jude and occasionally behaves in ways that deliberately embarrass or annoy him. This is presented as part of their established friendship rather than hostility. Relationship with Esther Kogan

JJ and Esther have a similarly long-standing friendship. Esther is considerably more skeptical and blunt than JJ, and she frequently reacts to his jokes with irritation or sarcastic criticism. Their relationship nonetheless appears highly familiar and affectionate. Esther is comfortable openly calling JJ an idiot, threatening him jokingly, or criticizing his behavior, while JJ generally responds with amusement rather than taking offense. Their interactions reflect the informal culture of GAW as much as their individual personalities. JJ and Esther also complement each other organizationally. JJ tends toward spontaneous ideas and social energy, while Esther is more likely to evaluate whether something is actually practical, safe, or sufficiently thought through. Connection to the Serpent's Hand and the Wanderer's Library

JJ has a particularly strong connection to the Serpent's Hand and the Wanderer's Library. The Foundation's dossier describes him as being associated with the Serpent's Hand in some capacity and as a frequent visitor to the Wanderer's Library. It does not establish the exact nature of his membership or affiliation, so he is better described as an associate rather than definitively characterized as a formal Serpent's Hand member in every continuity. His connection to the Library is particularly significant because he appears comfortable operating within anomalous communities outside of GAW. In SCP-3015's recovered documents, he mentions using the Library as a place to stay while relocating and speaks positively about its magical and literary environment. This aspect of JJ's life reinforces his broader tendency to move freely between different anomalous communities rather than remaining tied exclusively to Gamers Against Weed. Childhood and Background

Very little verified information exists about JJ's early life. He claims to have grown up alone at Site-216 from birth, but Foundation investigators have been unable to identify his parents or locate corresponding birth records in New England. The claim therefore remains unverified. Site-216 itself was originally used as a Foundation safehouse before coming under Foundation control, making JJ's claimed upbringing particularly difficult to reconcile with conventional records. His apparent lack of a normal family history is consequently one of the unexplained aspects of his biography. JJ's anomalous nature may have manifested early, but the sources do not provide a definitive account of when or how he obtained his probability-manipulation abilities. Interactions with the Foundation

The SCP Foundation considers JJ a Person of Interest but has had remarkable difficulty capturing him. Attempts to apprehend him for interviews have universally failed, frequently resulting in wasted resources. This is likely at least partly connected to the very nature of his anomalous luck. The Foundation repeatedly attempts to predict or control his movements, only for circumstances to turn unexpectedly in his favor. JJ's combination of mobility, anomalous probability manipulation, connections to the Wanderer's Library, and awareness of anomalous communities makes him particularly difficult to isolate. Unlike Jude, whose anomalous capabilities can produce dramatic physical effects, JJ's power is much harder to identify in real time. A failed arrest can simply look like a bizarre chain of coincidences rather than an obvious anomalous event.

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