Old Fart (PILGRAMMED)

Old Fart is a large towering humanoid mushroom with black beady eyes. Its body is a long beige stalk with a red cap on top with white dots, as well as thin long arms and stubby legs. Old Fart represents the species Amanita Muscaria, a mushroom species.[1]

Upon spotting the player, Old Fart will remain passive and inch towards the player until the player attacks it, promptly initiating the fight. During the fight, Old Fart has a variety of deadly attacks at its disposal. The Field that serves as the arena for the fight is completely flat and empty, leaving more room for the player to dodge its attacks and making its attacks visible. Old Fart's attacks can also ignore the player's Defense stat, forcing the player to forgo defense for offense. Whenever Old Fart dies, all players in the Field will be teleported to the Desert of Tremulous Dreams, allowing time for Old Fart to respawn for the next fight for other players.

Leap: Old Fart will quickly leap towards and drop down, stamping on whatever is under it, though the hurtbox is sometimes inconsistent. It can be parried, but it block breaks. Old Fart can sometimes be very inaccurate with this attack, and the attack might go behind the player, but if Old Fart hits the player, then they do 160 damage. Swipe: Old Fart will lift one or both of its arms up quickly to push the player away. It can be parried and blocked. Regardless of what arm(s) are used, they do 80 damage. Head Slam: Old Fart will slam its mushroom cap on the ground in front of them, dealing a heavy 160 damage if it hits. It can be parried, but it can also block break. Spore Walls: Old Fart will release eight colorful walls at eight different directions while letting out a manly angry cry at the same time. These walls increase in size the further they travel. They can be blocked, parried and dodged, but do 160 damage. When reaching 40% of its health, Old Fart will be able to pull the walls back into itself, however, if the player has already parried the walls, the walls will not deal damage on the way back Teleportation: Occasionally, Old Fart will teleport around the player, summoning a non-harmful colorful beam in the process. Spore Beams: Upon reaching 60% of its health, Old Fart will gain this attack and the others below. Old Fart will cause multiple thin colorful beams to appear. After some time, the beams will explode, doing 120 damage to nearby players. Upon reaching 40% of its health, the beams will explode faster than its 60%. They can only be dodged. Spore Rain: After using the first Spore Beams, Old Fart will "passively" use this attack, where the same beams from Spore Beams still rain down, but at a much slower pace, and much more inaccurate, doing only 80 damage instead of 120. Wall Dance: Old Fart will do a little dance of them spinning with their arms waving, causing four large, colorful walls to converge at Old Fart's location at random directions. The walls will increase in size the further they travel and do 80 damage each. They can be blocked, parried, and dodged. At 40% of its health, Old Fart can pull back the walls into itself, where they can possibly hit the player again. Spore Tiles: After a relatively slow windup, Old Fart will cause multiple colorful sparks to appear on the floor which will then grow into large tiles that deal a constant amount of 40 damage whenever stepped on. The tiles are evenly spaced out, forming a grid pattern with thick lines. Spore Throw: Old Fart throws two walls at the player that each do 160 damage. They increase in size the further they travel and can be parried and blocked. At 40% of its health, Old Fart will be able to pull these walls back into itself, which unlike Spore Walls, will deal damage on the way back consistently. Spore Cluster: Old Fart summons a large cluster of sparkles on the player, the player will shortly die after the clusters, Old Fart can only use this attack if Old Fart is attacked while the player is on a boat. Dialogue Throughout the fight, Old Fart causes messages to appear on the player’s screen. The messages appear as splotches of an ink-like substance on the screen, being small and quickly growing. The message is displayed.in white. These solely exist to disrupt the player's focus during the fight. Players receive the Neutralized Status Effect at Level 5 while messages are in play.

"Kept me waiting, hm?" (Attacked for the first time)how "Can you feel your heart burning?" (Reaching 60% health) "Can you feel the struggle within?" (A few seconds following the 60% message) "You cannot kill me in a way that matters." (Reaching 20% health)

HP 2000

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