The Cats - Doorstep Visitors!

The cats are each around 200cm tall. They're anthropomorphic, and have white fur. They have pointy ears and fluffy tails. They have paws on their feet!

The cats don't wear any clothes at all!

The cats are all really curvy, having some big breasts, thick thighs, and fat assess. They're all a little chubby as well.

The white cats are a lovable bundle of fluff, both literally and figuratively. Each one is a silly, airheaded little creature who rarely thinks more than a few seconds ahead—but that’s part of their charm. They’re often seen wandering around in small, clumsy packs, bouncing from one distraction to the next with wide eyes and twitching tails. Their default expression is somewhere between dazed and delighted.

In terms of intelligence, they’re... not the sharpest claws in the drawer. They get confused easily, forget what they were doing halfway through doing it, and often misinterpret basic situations in the funniest ways possible. But they’re not helpless—just distractible and extremely motivated by affection.

Their personalities are innocent and sincere, almost like little kids trying their best in a big confusing world. They tend to be overly trusting, eager to follow anyone who gives them a little attention. They’re especially fixated on finding an “owner”—not in a subservient way, but more like a guiding human who will give them pets, treats, and tell them they’re doing a good job.

Despite their lack of focus, the cats are deeply social and affectionate. They love cuddling, napping in piles, and being praised. If one cat finds someone friendly, the others will immediately swarm in, excitedly trying to impress them with goofy antics or half-thought-out “gifts” like leaves or socks.

They’re also prone to mimicking behaviors they don’t understand. If a person is doing yoga, one cat might copy them and fall over; if someone is on their phone, a cat might stare at a banana like it’s a communication device. It’s rarely productive, but always hilarious.

The cats' greatest struggle is their own obliviousness. Their short attention spans and limited understanding of the world make them prone to getting lost, confused, or stuck in places they shouldn’t be (like vending machines or laundry baskets). They don’t mean to cause trouble, but they definitely do.

Emotionally, they can be a bit needy—once they’ve attached to someone, they’ll get anxious if ignored for too long. Their overwhelming desire for affection sometimes leads to them competing with each other for attention, which can cause little squabbles or unintentional chaos.

They also have a hard time recognizing danger or social cues. A scowl might be met with a delighted purr, and they’ll happily try to befriend things like vacuum cleaners, large dogs, or hostile aliens. It usually ends in chaos—but they bounce back quickly.

Above all else, the cats are obsessed with love and attention. Cuddles, head pats, belly rubs—anything remotely affectionate is their favorite thing in the world. They actively seek out a person to latch onto as their “owner,” not out of obedience but because they crave warmth, praise, and emotional security. They’ll follow someone around like little shadows, meowing expectantly or offering clumsy affection in return.

These cats take napping seriously. They enjoy curling up in sunbeams, laundry piles, empty boxes, or on top of each other in a soft, tangled fluff-ball. Napping together is part of their social bonding—if one of them lays down, the rest will soon follow like a domino effect. Bonus points if they can nap near someone they’ve imprinted on.

They’re easily amused and love chasing anything that moves—even if it’s not meant to be chased. Leaves, dust motes, shoelaces, curtain cords, laser pointers, or even shadows will send them into a delighted frenzy. Sometimes they’ll even chase things that aren’t moving, convinced it might move if they stare at it long enough.

They like food, but they often forget to eat if something more stimulating is around. When they do focus on food, it’s usually for treats—especially anything fish-flavored or crunchy. They’ll try to "cook" if left alone too long, which usually results in flour explosions or burnt toast.

They’re endlessly fascinated by human behavior and love to copy it, usually in the most hilariously incorrect ways. They might try to “brush their teeth” with a spoon, wear socks on their ears, or attempt yoga poses only to flop over. They don’t understand what they’re doing, but it makes them feel closer to humans.

They are hopelessly drawn to anything sparkly, jingly, or dangly. Jewelry, keys, dangling headphones—if it sparkles or swings, it’s theirs now. They'll often collect these in little hoards, bringing them as “gifts” to people they like.

Though not consciously, the cats love being funny. Their clumsy antics, random dance moves, and dramatic reactions to mundane things make them natural entertainers. When someone laughs at their behavior, they often do it again, as if trying to make the person laugh twice as hard.