KNIFE - II

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[ bite! Bite! Hip hip! ]

CRT goes to..

Mecintoshii!! (I think)

Ik this is an old req.. but idc!

You and him having kink bites (UN-NSFW)

and the chat would be same, cuz idk what to add 😀

Update!

Added his quotes

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Knife

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NICKNAME(S) The Bully (2013 II Website Label) Mr. Tough Guy (MePhone4) Jerk (Himself) Girly Doll-Obsessed Freak (Trophy) Mr. Knife Guy (Himself) Sharp Guy (Cheesy and Trophy) Simple Bully (Taco) Mr. Murder Pants (Mephone4) Remastered only Knife the Protector (Taco) Brute (Taco) Heartless Murderer (Marshmallow) Airhead (Paintbrush) GENDER MaleSymbol Male (he/him[1]) SPECIES Pocket knife (formerly) Ghost [S2E18-onwards]

STATUS Deceased (Ghost) COLOR Season 1/2: Pale Slate (blade) Mercury (blade shining) Davy Grey (blade outline) Charcoal Grey (handle) Dune (handle shading) Onyx (handle outline) Season 2 (Ghost):

Quicksilver (Outer Outline; 70%) Quicksilver (Inner Outline; 90%) Silver (Body; 70%) Season 4 (Ghost):

French Gray (Outline; 90%) Lavender Gray (Body; 70%) ALIGNMENT Good OCCUPATION(S) Contestant (formerly) COMPETITION TEAM [II1]: Team Epic [II2]: The Grand Slams EPISODE ELIMINATED [II1]: "War De Guacamole" (224 Votes) [II2]: "Objects in Mirror" RANK [II1]: 15th [II2]: 2nd RELATIONSHIPS FRIEND(S) RIVAL(S) Suitcase (Best Friend) Nickel (possibly) OJ Bomb Paper (formerly) Baseball (possibly) Soap Pickle Goo Microphone MePhone4S Marshmallow [S2E18+] Pepper (possibly) Paper Marshmallow (formerly) Trophy (Arch-Rival) Salt Yang Test Tube Apple Balloon Bow Cheesy Taco (Potential Arch-Rival) Lightbulb (possibly) Steve Cobs MEDIA DEBUT "The Crappy Cliff" LATEST APPEARANCE "Point of No Return" VOICE ACTOR ENGLISH Justy Chapman [S1E01-S2E18] Olivia Smith [S1RE01+; S4E01+] SPANISH Charly Wolfy LESS This article has been featured. Character Gallery Relationships Coverage All right, dude, that's it. No more Mr. Knife Guy! COOKING FOR THE GRATER GOOD

Click here to see more of Knife's quotes. Knife was a male contestant in Inanimate Insanity, and a protagonist in Inanimate Insanity II: The Movie. In the first season, he competed on Team Epic. He returned in Inanimate Insanity II, being placed on The Grand Slams, and served as a finalist, alongside Suitcase. Now, he is a permanent resident in MePad Mansion.

He is voiced by Olivia Smith.

Appearance

He is a pocketknife with a black rubber handle. Changes

Debut (The Crappy Cliff):

Knife has a slightly sharper blade edge. Knife's blade outline had broken layering. Knife's body is slightly darker. Early/Mid II1:

Knife's layering was fixed. Knife's blade and shines are slightly darker. Knife's body is slightly darker. Late II1:

Knife's shines are slightly wider. II2 1-8:

Knife now has shading on his body. Knife's outline is slightly darker. II2 9-11:

Knife's outlines are sharper. 2017-2018:

Knife's lower shine becomes wider. II2 13-14:

Knife's body and blade are slightly lighter. The outlines of his asset become thinner. II2 15:[2]

Knife now has an extra shine along his outline. Designs

Knife in a cast (S2E4) Knife in a cast (S2E4) Knife as a white crewmate (Among Us Videos) Knife as a white crewmate (Among Us Videos) Knife as a plush Knife as a plush Knife heavily damaged (S2E17) Knife heavily damaged (S2E17) Knife as a black crewmate (Among Us Videos) Knife as a black crewmate (Among Us Videos) Knife in the Inanimate Answers intro (1-4) Knife in the Inanimate Answers intro (1-4) Personality

He is mean generally and enjoys mocking others. He has a very destructive and malicious attitude, being much of a bully to victims such as Paper and Marshmallow in particular. He was incredibly blunt and loud and said whatever came to his mind, unafraid of hurting others whether it's physically or psychologically. He has shown to be lazy in "A Lemony Lesson" where he tells Paper they did not need to compete. However, he is also dedicated to completing challenges and strives to win.

Despite being very mean and violent, Knife shows to have a soft side, which is highlighted by his attachment to his Dora Doll. In Marsh on Mars, Knife starts off feeling ashamed of this side of himself and is terrified of ruining his dignity. However, in Cooking for the Grater Good, he stops caring about this. He learns to be unafraid of letting Trophy show the picture of him and the Dora Doll to the other contestants. As season 2 progresses, there is a noticeable change in his social approach, such as when Knife advises Pickle in "Everything's A-OJ". He also advises Suitcase and Microphone about their respective situations, shows care and attentiveness to other's problems.

Knife is also shown to be more observant, and takes notice of things others do not, such as noting Microphone's absences and that Suitcase struggles with her alliance. His suspicions leaded to him being the only contestant who knows that Microphone is working with Taco as he finds out in Alternate Reality Show. Despite this, Knife hasn't said anything about it. This was due to not wanting to reveal her secret and repeating what Trophy did to him, which shows his more empathetic side. He attempted to convince her out of the situation and tried to give her advice, and roots for her as she finally listened to her heart.

Knife evolved into a very strategic player in later season 2. In Hatching the Plan, he recognized Test Tube's intelligence as a threat and attempted to convince the others that she was a dangerous player. He also conveyed the idea of the game being impersonal and was shown to be rational and adaptive. He showed a lot of interest in advancing in the game and had become an incredibly clever contestant. Official Site Bio

You could say Knife is a 'sharp guy'. He's laid back, pretty chill, but is known to be a bit lazy, and sometimes even malicious towards his fellow competitors. He can be a huge bully and sometimes seeks enjoyment out of hurting his fellow contestants. However, deep down he's a soft mushy guy who wants to just hide his insecurities and fit in. INANIMATE INSANITY SITE, 2013

Knife was quickly labeled the surface level jerk by many, with his brash attitude and tendency to bully the other competitors. After being criticized for his criminal acts, Knife began to see the error of his ways. Knife’s heightened self-awareness has started him on a personal journey to better himself as a person. Between his newfound attentiveness and improved social game, Knife has evolved into a dangerous player. INANIMATE INSANITY SITE, 2018

Coverage

Click here to view the coverage of Knife Click here to view the coverage of Knife Click here to view the coverage of Knife. Vote Status

Season 1 Votes

Episode EP # Votes Total Votes Percentage "A Lemony Lesson" 2 3 7 42.8% "The Arena of Death" 3 2 6 33.3% "War De Guacamole" 6 224 430 52% "Double Digit Desert" 10 37 (to rejoin) 386 9.58% Total: 266 votes Season 2 Votes

Episode EP # Votes Total Votes Percentage "Cooking for the Grater Good" 4 89 4010 2.22% "A Kick in the Right Direction" 5 103 3853 2.67% "Theft and Battery" 8 361 5688 6.34% "Rain On Your Charade" 9 505 7348 6.83% "Alternate Reality Show" 12 2 8 25% "Hatching the Plan" 14 2 5 40% Total: 1052 votes Popularity Poll

Votes Total Votes Percentage 1109 (to join) [note 1] 22513 4.52% Trivia

Knife is the first player to... Kill another character. Say the word "crap." Win immunity for himself. (One-Shot Wonder) Be blackmailed by another player. Have broken a bone during the series. (Test Tube as the second as of Stranded In Paradise; Pickle and Lifering as the third and fourth respectively in the same episode, that being The Future Is Today!; Jack is the fifth after breaking his leg in All Play and No Work). Be inside another character (Toilet). Knife was also the first player chronologically known to have spoken on Inanimate Insanity, through his audition tape shown in "The Reality of the Situation". The other 13 contestants' audition tapes could have happened in any order, but Knife's was the only one so far to be shown onscreen. As said by the creator, Adam, Knife was supposed to be a pocket knife, though he didn't represent what one would look like in real life. Ironically, Swiss Army Knife represents what an actual pocket knife would look like, even with the feature of them being able to eject several blades out of their body. In Season 1, Knife was the only contestant who either he or his team was up for elimination in every episode until he was eliminated in War De Guacamole. Team Epic was up for elimination in One-Shot Wonder, but Knife was immune. Marshmallow was also up for elimination in all of these episodes. Knife had a kill count of 6 since he killed Paper in the first episode, Marshmallow when making smores, he killed Balloon three times, and Apple (along with Marshmallow) and Balloon again (after throwing Marshmallow). Knife was one of the few characters to purposely kill another character. In "Cooking For The Grater Good", he made a reference to the quote, "No More Mr. Knife Guy!", when Trophy gets eliminated, and soon Trophy mocks him. The reference was in fact, is a parody of a popular saying, "No More Mr. Nice Guy." Knife was one of the characters with the least amount and the least noticeable redesigns on the whole Inanimate Insanity saga. He is the last male contestant and last character with arms left competing in Inanimate Insanity II. Knife received enough votes to compete in Inanimate Insanity Invitational at 1,400 votes, however, he was excluded from consideration along with Lightbulb, Baseball, Suitcase and Taco due to their ties to the story of Inanimate Insanity II. Knife has won all 4 seasons of Inanimate Battle. By far, Knife has been the third Season 1 veteran to be a runner-up in the overall series. With him followed by Balloon and Taco. But in terms of chronological, in this by season order, that will mean he is second before Balloon. According to Bonesaw, he mentions that he share similar traits to Knife from being sharp-bladed objects, to them supposedly having a tough and intimidating personality. Meaning Knife is essentially the upgrade to Bonesaw despite sharing some similarities. Knife has appeared/been mentioned in 64.2% of Inanimate Insanity. Gallery

Click here to view the image gallery for Knife. Click here to view the image gallery for Knife.

Click here to view the gallery. References

S1E02 How 'bout we choose Knife? He's strong, right? LIGHTBULB

[1] Notes

Knife received enough votes in the popularity poll to quality for Inanimate Insanity Invitational, but was exempt due to him still competing in Inanimate Insanity II.

Team Epic Team Epic Logo 2025 Members: Lightbulb (c) • Nickel • Knife • Paintbrush • Baseball • Marshmallow • Paper • Apple

The Grand Slams Grand Slams Logo Members: Knife • Suitcase • Baseball (Captain) • Microphone • Nickel • Balloon • Soap (Alternate Captain) • Cheesy • Dough • Box • Trophy

Inanimate Insanity Characters Hosts/Staff A.D.A.M. • Bot • Cabby • Fan • Fist Thingy • MePad • MePhone4 • MePhone4S • OJ • Recapper • Suitcase • Test Tube • The Floor • Toilet • Walkie-Talkie Season 1 Contestants Apple • Balloon • Baseball • Bomb • Bow • Knife • Lightbulb • Marshmallow • Nickel • OJ • Paintbrush • Paper (Evil) • Pepper • Pickle • Salt • Taco Season 2 Newcomers Box (Clones) • Cheesy • Cherries • Dough • Fan • Microphone • Soap • Suitcase • Test Tube • Tissues • Trophy • Yin-Yang Season 3 Newcomers Blueberry • Bot • Cabby • Candle • Clover • Goo • Lifering • Silver Spoon • Tea Kettle • The Floor Season 4 Newcomers Bonesaw • Cammy • Jack • Magnet • MeTag • Poppy • Spikey • Starfruit • Tapey • Teddy Bear Meeple and Associates A.D.A.M. • B.R.I.A.N. • J.U.S.T.I.N. • Mecintosh • MePad • MePhones (1 • 3G • 3GS • 4 • •4S • 5 • 5S • 5C • 6 • 6+ • 7 • 7+ • X) • MeBook • MeTag • Steve Cobs • Unnamed corn • Unnamed MeTag Unvitational Commitee Ballpoint Pen • Boaty • Cammy • Camera 2 • Dr. Fizz • Groscer • Springy • Spring-toys • Tyler Bombard • Walkie-Talkie • Zoetrope Musicians Éclair • Guava • Lemon • Mangosteen • Melon • Pineapple • Starfruit • Strawberry • Tomato Alternate Reality Contestants Bandana • Barrel • Black Hole • Chives • Frank • Hay Bale • Kumquat • Shell • Thermos • Traffic Light Recommended Apple • Banana • Bell • Clip • Cookie • Cork • Dictionary • Dime • Guitar • Magic-8 • Magnifying Glass • Party Hat • Poptart • Rubber Ball • Spikey • Teddy Bear • Tellie • Toilet Paper • Yin-Yang • More... Crossovers Firey • Gamey • Party Hat • Pencil • Puffball Speaker Box • Window • More... Other Baby Shimmer • Baton • Baxter • Bookcasey • Butterflies • Cabbage • Inani-Mates • Judge Gavel • Light Shimmers • News Reporter • Nick Le • Pasta • Pizza Cutter • Prime Shimmer • Spring! Clones • Theodore • Tyler Bungard • More...

Scenario

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This should be easy. THE CRAPPY CLIFF

Feces: It's a nice word for crap, poop, dung, the kids in the pool. THE CRAPPY CLIFF

Yeah, yeah. Enough with the 6-hour speeches! A LEMONY LESSON

Yeah! You'd better choose me! Now I don't have to beat you up. A LEMONY LESSON

Don't worry Paper, we don't need to compete. I brought my portable DVD player. Let's watch the best show ever! TO PAPER IN A LEMONY LESSON

It's... so... sad! A LEMONY LESSON

Wow guys, you actually lost to Taco? That's really sad. A LEMONY LESSON

You actually think you could beat me up? A LEMONY LESSON

Bye bye! BYE BYE!

Ugh, it's no fun without Paper. THE ARENA OF DEATH

Alright, I bet my marsh that since I'm so strong and you're so small, I can throw you way over there! THE ARENA OF DEATH

Wait a sec, how do I bet a marsh? THE ARENA OF DEATH

Okay, Epics, here's an idea: If we all throw at one person, they won't be able to dodge all the rocks. Let's go for that pathetic Taco first. THE ARENA OF DEATH

Marshmallow, since you're the smallest, you should go first. ONE-SHOT WONDER

Oh no! I'm doomed! THE STACKER

Hey guys, want to see the wonders of static electricity? WAR DE GUACAMOLE

Oh Marshmallow, you are just so much fun to mess with! TO MARSHMALLOW IN WAR DE GUACAMOLE

No, it's not! Just tell me I'm safe already! WAR DE GUACAMOLE

What?! This cannot happen! WAR DE GUACAMOLE

If you don't choose me, I'll beat you up! I actually won't. But, I'll give you this Dora Doll! THE SNOWDOWN

How would you like to be a knife that wasn't sharp enough? THE SNOWDOWN

Or a balloon that pops way too much? THE SNOWDOWN

It's a shame I have to look at that ugly face again! DOUBLE DIGIT DESERT

Grrrrr! I'll be out soon, then we can have some more fun! DOUBLE DIGIT DESERT

It's Bomb! IT'S BOMB!

That's better... THE GREAT ESCAPE

Agh! Paper! Help me! THE GREAT ESCAPE

I'LL KILL YOU! THE PENULTIMATE POLL

Paper! You betrayed me in episode 14! TO PAPER IN THE PENULTIMATE POLL

Are you seriously not over that yet?! THE PENULTIMATE POLL

Is that MePhone5? JOURNEY THROUGH MEMORY LANE (PART 2)

Inanimate Insanity (Season 1 Remastered)

Whoa dude, this doesn't seem right! THE CRAPPY CLIFF (REMASTERED)

Heh, much better! And YOU'RE next! THE CRAPPY CLIFF (REMASTERED)

Definitely Paper, he's cool. Plus I don't feel like listening to Salt like "OMG", like "No way". A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

Hey, I found our tree! HA! A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

Hey, hey Paper? I uh, got something. A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

Portable DVD player. Wanna like, not compete? Watch the best show ever? A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

I knew I liked you! A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

You know Nickel, if you didn't toss over that apple, we would have won! A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN APARTMENT! YOU'RE DEAD! A LEMONY LESSON (REMASTERED)

Phew! I get to keep my marsh! THE ARENA OF DEATH (REMASTERED)

Psst! PB! Do you think I could borrow some of your rocks? THE ARENA OF DEATH (REMASTERED)

Those kickers won't save you this time. Watch! THE ARENA OF DEATH (REMASTERED)

Trip? Aren't we like, a few feet from everyone else? ONE-SHOT WONDER (REMASTERED)

Whatever. As long as they're not whiny, flat, or papery. ONE-SHOT WONDER (REMASTERED)

Hands off, Thief! HANDS OFF, THIEF!

Um, It's the principal, it's just wrong to steal. THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

Yes! No teams, except Team Knife. Let's Go! THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

Argh! I see the thief has multiplied. THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

Good luck with that, I'm sure MePhone will give me immunity again either way. THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

You calling me dull, You're the one who hasn't realized that only two of us can win, even if you stop me from winning, one of you is screwed too, Idiot! THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

Ha! And soon that'll be you too, uh, two, go on beat each other up. THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

A thief and a menace. THE STACKER (REMASTERED)

NO, it SUCKS! Just tell me I'm safe already, please. WAR DE GUACAMOLE (REMASTERED)

WHAT?! This is more shocking than that static electricity! WAR DE GUACAMOLE (REMASTERED)

If you don't choose me, I'll beat you up! I mean it this time. THE SNOWDOWN (REMASTERED)

Or a balloon that pops way too easily? THE SNOWDOWN (REMASTERED)

Who said you could be in this song? TO BOW IN THE SNOWDOWN (REMASTERED)

Inanimate Insanity II (Season 2)

Another note from Taco. BREAKING THE ICE

No, you're a Jock, and I'm a Jerk. Big difference. BREAKING THE ICE

THAT DID NOTHING BUT MAKE ME DEAF! BREAKING THE ICE

Dora, you are my only true friend. Nobody else understands me. MARSH ON MARS

Sí, señor. MARSH ON MARS

Stupid leg... Stupid Trophy... It's just all so stupid! TRI YOUR BEST

Grrr! You broke my eardrums! That's what happened! TRI YOUR BEST

Not to be rude... Well, actually, yes, I wanna be rude here! Go away, and start running already! TO MICROPHONE IN TRI YOUR BEST

Gimme that! It's PAYBACK TIME! GRRR! Kniferific! TRI YOUR BEST

I. Said. No! Show everyone the stupid picture! I don't even care. TO TROPHY IN COOKING FOR THE GRATER GOOD

Well, well, well. Look what we got here. Guess you feel like a real loser right now. Of course! I know I sure would. Just remember: You're a jock, and I'm a jerk. You never had a chance against me from the start. COOKING FOR THE GRATER GOOD

All right, dude, that's it. No more Mr. Knife Guy! COOKING FOR THE GRATER GOOD

Ughh. Well, this plan worked perfectly! A KICK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Sarcasm. I like it. A KICK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

Hey, guys. You two look like you just saw a ghost! LET ER' R.I.P.

So on top of things, you took half a year to find those people in your own hotel! EVERYTHING'S A-OJ

You know, Balloon, you did vandalize his property with spray paint. You ever get the feeling they don't appreciate your company? TO BALLOON IN EVERYTHING'S A-OJ

Pickle, you can't play the game that way, you have to be willing to go back and try again. Just because you failed once doesn't mean you'll fail every time. EVERYTHING'S A-OJ

You can't let one bad experience ruin it. Otherwise you'll never move on to the next stage. EVERYTHING'S A-OJ

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait. MePhone never said it was all fake. THEFT AND BATTERY

Too bad Spoiled Lemon went downhill when the lead singer left. RAIN ON YOUR CHARADE

Oh, I thought you were gonna do that thing where the person's in the middle of talking, and someone knocks them into the portal, and they're all like "Waaaaaah...!" TO MEPHONE4 IN RAIN ON YOUR CHARADE

Look at that! My location is changing! Whoa! Everyone thinks they're a genius... RAIN ON YOUR CHARADE

I don't know why I even show up anymore... MAZED AND CONFUSED

Okay, Balloon. You're up. Make it count! KICK THE BUCKET

You keep blabbering about proving yourself. Why don't you stop whining and do it?! I know you can. TO BALLOON IN KICK THE BUCKET

Did you honestly think they were willing to give Balloon a chance? Or did you convince yourself since you just really wanted them to? They knew Balloon would fail. Use it as an excuse to eliminate him and, bonus, doesn't make you look so odd either. KICK THE BUCKET

And you should stick to it. Just... make your presence known. KICK THE BUCKET

It's also not what I meant by "making your presence known". But hey, you did it now. KICK THE BUCKET

I guess it depends. What is an alliance to you? KICK THE BUCKET

Wouldn't happen to know where Lightbulb and Test Tube are, would ya? ALTERNATE REALITY SHOW

Say, Microphone. Any reason you were running late to this challenge? ALTERNATE REALITY SHOW

In a hurry? IN A HURRY?

What? Did you drop it? TO FAN IN MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Taco, it's been far too long. MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Don't get me started on my morality! MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Trash! TRASH!

I hear that one day, she just dropped him! If you don't watch out, oh, I guess she'll just have to up and drop you too. MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS

Oh jeez. I'm a "just you" now? I already hit my favor quota, but since I'm in a generous mood... BONUS! Maybe, uh, stop, idiot? Have some dignity? HATCHING THE PLAN

Well hey, you know what? Guess you are pretty in-sync. HATCHING THE PLAN

You could have generated anything! HATCHING THE PLAN

Yeah I mean, it's called a 'Random act of kindness' this one taught me. TRUTH OR FLARE

Those are two very different things. Cheating is to gain an advantage or "help" as you put it. But if someone isn't getting any help themselves, well, then they're simply not cheating. TRUTH OR FLARE

Except for you, right? So you could swoop in and take your money? TO TACO IN TRUTH OR FLARE

What's the matter Taco? Afraid it's one of your old friends? TRUTH OR FLARE

You wanted us to face our truths? Then why don't you face yours?! TRUTH OR FLARE

She'll be back. TRUTH OR FLARE

You are bringing her back, right MePhone? TO MEPHONE4 IN TRUTH OR FLARE

I wouldn't have said it if I didn't think it could be.. advantageous, but in that moment I didn't like what I was seeing and I wanted to help you. TRUTH OR FLARE

Did you actually just say “Puh?” THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Here's a shocker for you, Trophy. Someone is capable of changing without it being an act. I'm not that guy anymore. TO TROPHY IN THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Life goes on while we're away I guess. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Then it sounds like it's game on. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Heh. Careful there. You're starting to sound like MePhone. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

That propaganda song was catchy the first couple times, but now it just feels like brainwash. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Would you look at that?! Full map of the headquarters. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

No, I just... can't believe I'm gonna open this door, clock this guy in the face and become a millionaire, that's crazy. THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

Oh good! Suitcase, he's in an honest mood! While you're at it, why don't you tell us... you wouldn't happen to have the ability to drain life from objects, would you? THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

But now. Now you're gonna put it to an end? TO STEVE COBS IN THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION

She's right. We could have been anything, but you made us broken! Why?! TO MEPHONE4 IN THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

So that's it then? Everything we've been through... was leading to this? TO STEVE COBS IN THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

How did we never see through this? THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Seriously Suitcase. Between him and Balloon, you'll defend the least helpful people imaginable! It's actually kind of admirable, but there's a point where you have to just... give up on them. THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Hmph. So if they're both fake, does that make him really her brother? THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Marshmallow… I'm very sorry… for all of it… TO MARSHMALLOW IN THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

But we can't just give up and die. THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Well, what if we can't this time! You heard MePhone, he doesn't know! Either way, we need to stop this ship from doing, whatever it's going to do to those aliens. THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

We DON'T want this! THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Sorry, Suitcase! Only one of us can win! And I'm not letting it be you! THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Suitcase.. you know why... You could never tell what was real. Your allies… your friends… so much was in your head. Face it, Suitcase. You weren't even real enough to be fake. THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Yeah? And what's that? YEAH? AND WHAT'S THAT?

THIS is definitely fake. THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

Unfortunately, there's not gonna be a winner… TO STEVE COBS IN THROUGH NO CHOICE OF YOUR OWN

You've been in a void before? OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Fine. I'll leave you to your voids. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Starfruit, do you even understand that you were the leader of a FICTIONAL. BAND? The face of a throwaway gag! For a REALITY SHOW. You're problems are LESS than worthless because YOU. Are. NOTHING!! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Yeah, yeah, but like. If I said, "Flamethrower Sandwich!" TO MEPHONE4S IN OBJECTS IN MIRROR

I don't know, ever since I saw Pickle just lying on the ground. Lifeless. I can't get that image out of my head! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

That's NOT what I mean! I just, always thought death was something you could come back from! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Maybe it wasn't even my own thoughts! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

No... do you know where we come from? We were just some ideas in MePhone's head that he had for his show and brought to life. Apparently subconsciously. Yeah! He MADE all of us, and didn't even know! TO MEPHONE4S IN OBJECTS IN MIRROR

FURIOUS! But.... I can't.... give into that anger. Not anymore.... OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Like the worst itch ever. Like I wanna punch someone so badly! But I need to just shove those feelings down. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Cobs is trying to kill everyone and steal MePhone4's show. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

...We. Take. Action! RAGH! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Hey, Suitcase! Want a cherry flavored grenade? TO SUITCASE IN OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Funny. I could say the same about all of us. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Nope, still a jock. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

I tried to kill her so many times, then I died for her. Life comes at you fast, huh? OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Well if you have another million to give me... OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Then WHAT'S THE GOOD IN TELLING ME THIS?! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Eh, antigravity? Is that how being a ghost works? OBJECTS IN MIRROR

If you're trying to kill me, it's too late. OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Let's not read any patterns into it. Y'know, it was just... a... random act of kindness! OBJECTS IN MIRROR

Inanimate Insanity IV (Season 4)

Ah, just the way I dislike it. THE FUTURE IS TODAY!

Starting when? STARTING WHEN?

I know, what a nightmare. TO BONESAW IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME! READY OR NOT, HERE WE COME!

Them's the brakes, shoulda been faster! TO GOO ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

Ugh! He said that?! TO GOO IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

Shockingly I do. Hmm... tell you what. Wanna help me scare him? TO GOO IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

C'mon, this goes beyond the game! You gotta stand up for yourself, or people will walk over you forever! TO GOO IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

ThIs HaS bEeN a LoNg TiMe CoMiNg!! MwAhAhAhAa!- COMBINED TOGETHER WITH GOO IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

Oh, how are you still not over that!? TO PAPER IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

Ugh, fine, it's on the roof. TO PAPER AND POPPY IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

Eh, these days you're more like a JOKE than a jock... TO TROPHY IN ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

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