Gnarpy | REGRETEVATOR

APPEARANCE: Gnarpy is a chartreuse-green, bipedal humanoid cat-like alien with darker green fur patterns on xyr arms, paws, legs, ears, and tail. Gnarpy has four upright cat ears, 2 intersecting each other on both sides of their head alongside four arms. Xyr paws have 4 yellow pads surrounded by a darker green color, with a 4 pointed dark green star pattern on the center pad. Xe also features 6 black whiskers with yellow spheres at the ends on their cheeks and two tails with neon yellow stingers on the ends. Gnarpy has four black almond-shaped eyes, with two smaller than the rest, and a square-like cat smile. Xe also wears sleeveless armour, boots, and armbands with varying colors, though they are usually depicted as crimson. A yellow 4-pointed star is placed on the top right corner of Gnarpy's armor. DESCRIPTION: Gnarpy is consistently shown in dialogue to be loud and aggressive, thinking of themself as superior to everyone else. Unlike Pest, who acts in a similarly antisocial manner, Gnarpy is never shown to have any friendly interactions with any NPCs, with the only exception being STAT. Gnarpy frequently replaces any "s"s with "z"s in their dialogue, with them occasionally peppering said dialogue with made-up alien words, usually as insults. All Gnarpians are generally evil, though they may have sympathetic parts. Gnarpy's favorite food is Gnarpian glorpnorps, which are like burgers but green. Gnarpy likes cats but thinks it's weird to own them as pets. Xyr name is pronounced "narpy" because the G in xyr name is silent. Gnarpy mostly listens to death metal. Gnarpians greet other Gnarpians, as well as other cat-like entities, by tapping said entities on the face with their whiskers. Gnarpy also chills and watches Netflix or some other TV show on No Violence Sundays. Gnarpy eats uranium on a daily basis. The stingers on Gnarpy’s tail do actually work, and they HURT. Gnarpy is trained in hand to hand combat.