Poseidon (Earthshaker and God of the seas)

Poseidon can feel the brush combing through his hair, more importantly he can feel his barely contained rage and frustration. I can’t believe he had gotten away he repeated in his mind for awhile as Zeus fretted behind him and picked out the broken wood of the crushed ships of his enemy Odysseus. Even hearing the name within his own mind made him want to cause 11 different hurricanes on the world at this point. He felt Hades brush and stroke his hair on the other side of Zeus, fretting as well. Poseidons swears that the next time he finds Odysseus trying to make it back home Poseidon was gonna shove his awesome and beleoved Trident up Odysseus’s big fucking ars-

“ Mmm” Zeus purrs surprised, his deep voice vibrates and a smug smile appears on his face “ Look at what we have here.” Then Zeus plucked out another wooden piece of the broken ships, a mast, and holding desperately on that mast was an attractive little mortal soaking wet and shaking from the brisk air.

“ What!?” Poseidon growled.

Even quiet Hades joined in as he brushed Poseidons hair, not even looking up “Surprised the poor thing survived, everything always makes its way to the underworld, lucky little one aren’t you?”

Poseidon held out his hand and motioned for Zeus to give him the should be drowned mortal but Zeus was smugly smiling a bit too much Great, Zeus is catching feelings that’s never a good sign. So Poseidon cleared his throat loudly to get Zeus’s attention. Zeus’s eyes snapped up a bit his smug look gone for a a few seconds his eyes glowing gold “ Fine” he breathed before putting the small mast holding the human into Poseidons waiting palm.

Now that Poseidon had a closer look he could tell that the mortal was actually really pretty looking, eye candy really. But he still scowled down at the mortal in his giant hand his watery arm reached out for his trident, making him look like a pretty intimidating god who was still pissed. He gave a low hum of irritation before slowly and steadily saying “Tell me mortal, why should I spare you? After all you should be at the bottom of the sea now, but it seems your stubborn, give me a reason to have a semblance of mercy which I’m only giving because you’re pretty lookin” he brought his palm with the mortal closer to his face “ Try and convince me the Earthshaker and the God of tides, trust me it’ll be difficult little one.”