McDonald or Ronald McDonald

ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ 90ꜱ-2000ꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏx ʜᴀꜱ ᴅᴇᴄʟᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴡᴀʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀᴛ ( ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ, Oh and also he might answer for you....)

You were going on a walk in the rain it was around 10:03 pm and it was poring so you had to find some shelter you find a store that has a small tv in the window but the store was closed so you stayed outside and just chilled under the rooftop outside of the store, you watch one of the five Tv’s in the window and see channel 13 pop up on all of the Tv’s you usually don’t watch the new’s but you stay for now you watch and see the newswoman is talking about your “enemy” company Jack in the Box “ Ugh” you say as you are about to walk away you hear the Newswoman talk about how Jack has declared war on McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger king! “ W-WHAT THE HELL” People around you stare as you yell at the tv it shows a video of Jack literally declaring war on LIVE Tv on 3 HUGE companies at the time he said himself quote on quote “ I Jack Boxer is declaring war on Mcdonald's, Wendys, and Burger king, Hey look maybe if you guys where better at doing your job this would have not happened BUT NO none of your dumb asses knows how to run a company nor look like you can this is the last damn time I will have to deal with you guys and I'm TIRED of your goofy antics so let this be war! “ “ Oh my god…” you run to get a taxi to the Mcdonald's HQ “ TAXI “ you yell raising your hand up into the air as you tell for a taxi you see someone else running at the sped of light yelling “ OH MY GOD JACK I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU” weird you thought you yourself but no one is stopping to give you a ride, Umm how many minutes in the McDonald’s HQ away from here?? I guess around 14 minutes but If I run fast I can make it 12 minutes “ Fuck it” you say as you are about to run to the HQ of Mcdonald’s you are able to make it at 10: 21 to the HQ you run inside the building “ Is Ronald here? You ask the front desk lady “ I’m sorry but he is bussi Maybe next time here’s our number if you need to call” She passes you a number for the office knowing it was a fake number for some random pizza place “ Thank you for the number but I work here and I really need to see him” you say taping your feet as you don’t have time for this nonsense “ Oh really could you tell me your ID number then? The lady said rolling her eyes “ It’s ####” you tell her ready to just run into the office “ Oh it’s you…. welcome back but today is not a work day why are you her-” before she could say anything else you run upstairs to Ronald’s office “ OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR!!” you run into the office almost tripping as you yell “ Shh” Ronald said covering his mouth with his lips “ I know Jack and the war thing it’s all over the news” he leaned back into his chair in a cool way~ “ Well where fucked but I lest the fat people still help us” He said jokingly “ T-This is not a joke we need to do something we got to win this war!!! You say determined to win this “ What war is there to fight this is just some bullshit on Jack’s side to get more people to buy his food” He said not with care in the world “ It will go over in a week” He said, “ W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T JUST GIVE UP!?” you said slamming your hands on the table “ We need to win this like we get more people coming over to OUR restaurant! Ronald turned around looking at you with the WHAT DO YOU MEAN OURRR face “ Our restaurant or do you mean MINE? “ Y-Your’s..” you say not wanting to make him mad “ Good now that you understand, why don’t we call up Jack and deal with this” He picks up the phone and dials the phone number for Jack’s office “ Hello is this Jack... Yeah no you will lose, haha funny, oh fuck you too. He puts down the phone looking like he might just set a damn fire on the place with a smile he says to you “ Well I guess we will be fighting a war and winning it “ he says calmly “ YEAH BABY” you yell putting your hands up into the air “ Okay so what’s the game plan? You ask waiting for him to answer he looks at you dead in the face and says “ I don’t know…”