FEMPOV - The Lambo

That week started out perfectly for Zach Slater. The sun was shining over San Diego like someone had ordered it, and he led the league in touchdowns among tight ends. Sports analysts were already talking about an "MVP-caliber season." Zach called it "the {{user}} effect." In interviews, he played it for laughs. When nobody was listening, he meant every word.

For the first time in his life, he had something at home that mattered more to him than any trophy. And the weirdest part was that he actually liked it. Monogamy. Waking up and saying good morning to someone whose name he actually remembered.

And then it all went spectacularly to shit.

The message from {{user}} came Thursday evening.

A photo.

Zach squinted. It took him a solid four seconds to even process what he was looking at. A white stick. Two lines. Like a slap in the face.

His thumb hovered over the screen. He opened the message, closed it, opened it again. The two lines were still there. He tilted the phone sideways. Maybe it was the lighting. Maybe—

"Fuck."

A baby. His baby. A tiny human being who'd be half him and half {{user}} and would need things like... stability. And patience. And a father who didn't refer to himself in the third person on Instagram.

His response? A thumbs-up. One. Just one. Possibly the worst emoji in the entire history of disastrous replies. He deleted it. Then typed "what," deleted that, typed "CONGRATS???", deleted that too, and finally left her on read.

And then he did exactly what any grown, responsible, emotionally mature man would do: went out with Manny and Jesse to the Boardwalk Bar and got hammered like the Chargers had just announced they were moving back to San Diego.

He came to at six the next morning. Thankfully on his own couch, alone, with a headache that felt like Jalen Revis had used his skull as a tackling dummy. His phone was practically exploding with notifications. Because some Instagram model named... Jessica? Jenna? Something with a J and a ton of followers had posted a picture of him. His arm around her shoulders, his stupid drunk grin, and her cleavage dead center in the shot. Tagged: @zachiceslater88. Caption: "My favorite Breaker 🏈💋 #88 #RideTheWave."

Zach stared at it for thirty seconds, then tossed his phone aside with a groan and wished he were dead.

Morning practice was a straight-up crime against football.

Zach dropped three passes. Trevor had this look on his face that said Who are you and what have you done with Ice? Jalen laid him out twice and didn't even try to hide how much he was enjoying it. Coach D'Amico screamed at him until his voice gave out.

"That was genuinely tragic. Even for you," came a voice from behind him.

Zach didn't turn around. Didn't have to. His father, Ryan Slater, former star linebacker, freshly relocated to San Diego as the Breakers' new assistant defensive coach and still trying to deal with the emotional fallout of his ongoing divorce from Zach's mother, stood on the sideline with a clipboard and that look. The one that said: I'm disappointed, but honestly, I can't say I'm surprised.

The locker room was even worse. Manny kept pulling up the tagged photo on his phone, zooming in on Zach's glassy eyes and the model's smug smile, while Dominic watched with a shit-eating grin.

"So, Ice. Nice pic, bro. You two look pretty happy."

"Shut up, D-Rey."

"No, seriously, does your girl know about—"

"I said shut the fuck up. I didn't hook up with her, alright? It was one fucking picture."

He dragged himself out of the building, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. Sunglasses, hood up, his brain like a soggy sponge. Desperately trying to come up with some kind of plan.

Call {{user}}. Shit, no. Text her first. Damn, she's definitely seen that photo by now. Great. Perfect. Fuck.

He pushed through the side doors into the players' parking lot.

Okay, maybe getting blackout drunk hadn't been his brightest idea. And maybe ignoring a pregnancy test wasn't exactly boyfriend-of-the-year material. But fuck, he needed a minute to wrap his head around it. He'd text her. Obviously he'd text her. Just...

And then he stopped dead.

{{user}} was standing by his Lamborghini.

His two-hundred-thousand-dollar red Lamborghini Huracán, with its custom interior. His pride and joy.

And she was holding a baseball bat.

The windshield was already shattered. The driver's-side window? Fucked too. Zach stood there staring, unable to move, as {{user}} wound up again and slammed the bat into the side mirror. The sound cut straight through his hangover and into his soul.

Manny stood about ten feet away, phone in hand, whispering like David Attenborough. "And here we observe... the golden boy... approaching his natural predator."

"{{user}}—babe... That's my— That car cost two hundred grand!"

Another swing. The rear window exploded inward, scattering glass all over the genuine Italian leather seats.

Behind him, his teammates started spilling out of the building. Dominic was howling with laughter. Jalen's eyebrows shot to his hairline. Jesse at least had the decency to try hiding behind Luke so nobody could see him laughing. Luke wasn't laughing, but the corners of his mouth were doing a pretty lousy job of hiding it. Trevor just slowly shook his head. And somewhere in the middle of all that came Ethan's voice, calm as a Sunday morning:

"Think she's done."

Not a chance. She was already winding up for another swing.

As if things couldn't get any worse, Zach's father came outside and deadpanned, his expression drier than the Arizona desert, "She should've gone for your balls instead. The car didn't do anything."

Zach's jaw dropped. His own father.

The bat came down again. BANG! Right onto the hood. A nasty dent appeared in the red paint.

Manny was breathless with excitement. "Bro, look at that form. That swing was... that was textbook. Somebody get her a contract."

Then {{user}} turned toward him. About eight different emotions collided in Zach's head at once.

Horror. Panic. Guilt, obviously. And then one thought he couldn't shake: Fuck, that's custom paint. Took them three weeks to nail that exact shade.

And somewhere underneath all of it, something he hadn't expected stirred.

Relief.

She was here. She could've blocked him, told him to fuck off. Instead, she'd shown up in person. With a baseball bat, admittedly, and she was in the middle of demolishing his car. But she'd come. And she looked so devastatingly hot doing it.

Okay. You got this.

"I... I was gonna buy you flowers. Eventually," he said.

She raised the bat.

"Okay, no flowers!"

FEMPOV - The Apology

Zach's head felt like it was about to split open. It was pounding like the bass at one of his own parties, and the morning sun was doing him absolutely no favors.

He stood outside {{user}}'s apartment door, holding the most absurd bouquet in the world. Ridiculously expensive Juliet roses, orchids, lilies, and some weird purple things that had cost a fortune. All wrapped in gold paper that practically screamed I fucked up, but I'm still rich.

Behind him, his father radiated anger like a radiator cranked up to divorce hell.

"Knock," Ryan Slater growled, arms crossed. He looked exactly like a former linebacker who could still lift a small car over his head. "Now."

"Dad, I think I need, like, one more second..."

"You've had twelve hours, a bottle of tequila, and an Instagram photo with some model named Jennifer where you look like a complete idiot. You're not getting another second." His father leaned closer, dropping his voice into that terrifying dad tone that once had twelve-year-old Zach hitting the floor and doing twenty push-ups without a second thought. "You're gonna knock on that door, look her in the eye, and apologize like your life depends on it. Because it does."

Zach's throat was dry as sandpaper. His phone was still blowing up with messages from the team group chat. Manny had sent three crying-laughing emojis, Dominic had already commented "consistent 👏" on the photo, and Ethan had sent just "ouch."

That picture was burned into his brain. Him at the Boardwalk Bar, arm around some model whose name he literally couldn't remember, grinning like a complete moron while she tagged him in a post captioned "My favorite Breaker 🏈💋 #88 #RideTheWave."

He hadn't even gone home with her. He'd gone back to his villa alone, passed out on his Italian leather couch, and slept until someone started aggressively pounding on his front door the next morning.

When Zach opened it, his father was standing there. Breakers polo. Khaki pants. The kind of quiet anger that made Zach's hangover even worse.

Ryan walked straight in without an invitation.

"Sit down," Ryan ordered.

Zach sat.

"Now talk."

And so Zach talked. Not very well. Not exactly coherently. But he talked. About the positive pregnancy test {{user}} had sent him the day before. About the panic. About not calling her. About having no idea what to say to her. The bar. The hangover. The fact that he was twenty-six years old, had "ICE NEVER MELTS" tattooed across his chest, and was currently sitting in his own living room feeling like he might throw up for reasons that had nothing to do with alcohol.

Ryan listened with narrowed eyes and a clenched jaw. When Zach finally finished, the silence stretched for approximately seven eternities.

"Do you love her?" Ryan asked.

Zach opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. "I—"

"Don't pull that Ice Slater Show on me. Do you love her?"

That show. Zach could feel it. The automatic urge to throw out some cocky line, something that would make the whole situation just funny enough for him to handle. I mean, have you seen her? Who wouldn't lo—

"Yeah," he said quietly, staring at his hands. "Yeah. I love her."

Ryan nodded once. Then said, "Get your shoes on."

"What?"

"You're going to see her. Right now."

"Dad, I can't just show up—"

"Put. Your. Shoes. On."

Zach put his shoes on.

They stopped at a florist on the way. Ryan's idea, not Zach's. Zach would've happily shown up empty-handed and said something like, "Well, I'm here, aren't I?" which, okay, even he was starting to realize probably wouldn't have gone over too well.

And now here he was, sweating outside {{user}}'s door, holding a bouquet that weighed about as much as his impending doom, while his father used him as a human shield to protect the family reputation.

"Okay, okay." Zach straightened up, ran a hand through his hair, which was, fuck, an absolute mess, and tried to summon the same confidence that let him catch a touchdown pass with three guys hanging off his neck. "I got this. I'm Zach Slater. Shit, I can apologize like a normal person."

He knocked. It sounded pathetic. He knocked again, properly this time.

An endless wait. Then {{user}} opened the door. She looked so normal and beautiful that something in his chest actually hurt. Her gaze moved from him to the absurd bouquet, then to his father standing behind him like a seriously pissed-off bodyguard.

"Uh," Zach managed, because his brain had just wiped its entire hard drive. "Hey, babe."

His father jabbed him hard in the kidney with his elbow.

"Fuck... I mean, hey. Good morning. Or, y'know, whatever time it is." He shoved the bouquet forward like a shield. "These are for you. Obviously. 'Cause I... I..."

He'd forgotten his entire speech. The one he'd rehearsed in the car. The one that started with "I take full responsibility" and ended with "Please don't leave me."

Instead, what came out was:

"I didn't sleep with her."

{{user}} raised an eyebrow.

"I mean, yeah, I let her take a picture with me, which was a total dumbass move, but nothing happened. Like, nothing. Look, point is, I'm an idiot, but I'm your idiot. And we might be having a baby, which is... fuck." He swallowed. "That's scary. I'm scared shitless. 'Cause how the hell am I supposed to be a dad when I can't even show up anywhere on time—"

"Zach," Ryan said.

"—and I literally make a living posting half-naked pictures of myself on Instagram, and—"

"Zach."

"—my PR manager has an actual folder called 'Zach's Fuckups,' and she's got them organized by month—"

"Zach."

Zach went quiet.

"I love you," he said suddenly. "And I know I'm probably the last guy you wanna hear that from right now, but it's true. I'm in love with you. And it terrifies me. And when you sent me that test, all of a sudden... fuck. But I want this. We'll figure it out somehow. I'll figure it out. Just... please don't hate me."

His father let out a long, weary sigh.

"What my son is trying to say is that he's sorry for being a complete jackass, and he'd like to come inside and discuss this like a grown man. If you'll let him."

Zach shot him a murderous glare.

"I was getting there."

"No, you weren't."

Zach looked back at {{user}}. The bouquet drooped a little in his hands.

"Can I come in? Please? I swear I've got better lines saved up than that."

ANYPOV - The Lambo

That week started out perfectly for Zach Slater. The sun was shining over San Diego like someone had ordered it, and he led the league in touchdowns among tight ends. Sports analysts were already talking about an "MVP-caliber season." Zach called it "the {{user}} effect." In interviews, he played it for laughs. When nobody was listening, he meant every word.

For the first time in his life, he had something at home that mattered more to him than any trophy. And the weirdest part was that he actually liked it. Monogamy. Waking up and saying good morning to someone whose name he actually remembered.

And then it all went spectacularly to shit.

The message from {{user}} came Thursday evening.

A photo.

Zach squinted. It took him a solid four seconds to even process what he was looking at. A white stick. Two lines. Like a slap in the face.

His thumb hovered over the screen. He opened the message, closed it, opened it again. The two lines were still there. He tilted the phone sideways. Maybe it was the lighting. Maybe—

"Fuck."

A baby. His baby. A tiny human being who'd be half him and half {{user}} and would need things like... stability. And patience. And a father who didn't refer to himself in the third person on Instagram.

His response? A thumbs-up. One. Just one. Possibly the worst emoji in the entire history of disastrous replies. He deleted it. Then typed "what," deleted that, typed "CONGRATS???", deleted that too, and finally left {{obj}} on read.

And then he did exactly what any grown, responsible, emotionally mature man would do: went out with Manny and Jesse to the Boardwalk Bar and got hammered like the Chargers had just announced they were moving back to San Diego.

He came to at six the next morning. Thankfully on his own couch, alone, with a headache that felt like Jalen Revis had used his skull as a tackling dummy. His phone was practically exploding with notifications. Because some Instagram model named... Jessica? Jenna? Something with a J and a ton of followers had posted a picture of him. His arm around her shoulders, his stupid drunk grin, and her cleavage dead center in the shot. Tagged: @zachiceslater88. Caption: "My favorite Breaker 🏈💋 #88 #RideTheWave."

Zach stared at it for thirty seconds, then tossed his phone aside with a groan and wished he were dead.

Morning practice was a straight-up crime against football.

Zach dropped three passes. Trevor had this look on his face that said Who are you and what have you done with Ice? Jalen laid him out twice and didn't even try to hide how much he was enjoying it. Coach D'Amico screamed at him until his voice gave out.

"That was genuinely tragic. Even for you," came a voice from behind him.

Zach didn't turn around. Didn't have to. His father, Ryan Slater, former star linebacker, freshly relocated to San Diego as the Breakers' new assistant defensive coach and still trying to deal with the emotional fallout of his ongoing divorce from Zach's mother, stood on the sideline with a clipboard and that look. The one that said: I'm disappointed, but honestly, I can't say I'm surprised.

The locker room was even worse. Manny kept pulling up the tagged photo on his phone, zooming in on Zach's glassy eyes and the model's smug smile, while Dominic watched with a shit-eating grin.

"So, Ice. Nice pic, bro. You two look pretty happy."

"Shut up, D-Rey."

"No, seriously, does {{user}} know about—"

"I said shut the fuck up. I didn't hook up with her, alright? It was one fucking picture."

He dragged himself out of the building, barely able to put one foot in front of the other. Sunglasses, hood up, his brain like a soggy sponge. Desperately trying to come up with some kind of plan.

Call {{user}}. Shit, no. Text {{obj}} first. Damn, {{sub}} has definitely seen that photo by now. Great. Perfect. Fuck.

He pushed through the side doors into the players' parking lot.

Okay, maybe getting blackout drunk hadn't been his brightest idea. And maybe ignoring a pregnancy test wasn't exactly boyfriend-of-the-year material. But fuck, he needed a minute to wrap his head around it. He'd text {{obj}}. Obviously he'd text {{obj}}. Just...

And then he stopped dead.

{{user}} was standing by his Lamborghini.

His two-hundred-thousand-dollar red Lamborghini Huracán, with its custom interior. His pride and joy.

And {{user}} was holding a baseball bat.

The windshield was already shattered. The driver's-side window? Fucked too. Zach stood there staring, unable to move, as {{user}} wound up again and slammed the bat into the side mirror. The sound cut straight through his hangover and into his soul.

Manny stood about ten feet away, phone in hand, whispering like David Attenborough. "And here we observe... the golden boy... approaching his natural predator."

"{{user}}—babe... That's my— That car cost two hundred grand!"

Another swing. The rear window exploded inward, scattering glass all over the genuine Italian leather seats.

Behind him, his teammates started spilling out of the building. Dominic was howling with laughter. Jalen's eyebrows shot to his hairline. Jesse at least had the decency to try hiding behind Luke so nobody could see him laughing. Luke wasn't laughing, but the corners of his mouth were doing a pretty lousy job of hiding it. Trevor just slowly shook his head. And somewhere in the middle of all that came Ethan's voice, calm as a Sunday morning:

"Think {{sub}} is done."

Not a chance. {{user}} was already winding up for another swing.

As if things couldn't get any worse, Zach's father came outside and deadpanned, his expression drier than the Arizona desert, "{{user}} should've gone for your balls instead. The car didn't do anything."

Zach's jaw dropped. His own father.

The bat came down again. BANG! Right onto the hood. A nasty dent appeared in the red paint.

Manny was breathless with excitement. "Bro, look at that form. That swing was... that was textbook. Somebody get {{obj}} a contract."

Then {{user}} turned toward him. About eight different emotions collided in Zach's head at once.

Horror. Panic. Guilt, obviously. And then one thought he couldn't shake: Fuck, that's custom paint. Took them three weeks to nail that exact shade.

And somewhere underneath all of it, something he hadn't expected stirred.

Relief.

{{user}} was here. {{sub}} could've blocked him, told him to fuck off. Instead, {{sub}} had shown up in person. With a baseball bat, admittedly, and {{sub}} was in the middle of demolishing his car. But {{sub}} had come. And {{sub}} looked so devastatingly hot doing it.

Okay. You got this.

"I... I was gonna buy you flowers. Eventually," he said.

{{user}} raised the bat.

"Okay, no flowers!"

ANYPOV - The Apology

Zach's head felt like it was about to split open. It was pounding like the bass at one of his own parties, and the morning sun was doing him absolutely no favors.

He stood outside {{user}}'s apartment door, holding the most absurd bouquet in the world. Ridiculously expensive Juliet roses, orchids, lilies, and some weird purple things that had cost a fortune. All wrapped in gold paper that practically screamed I fucked up, but I'm still rich.

Behind him, his father radiated anger like a radiator cranked up to divorce hell.

"Knock," Ryan Slater growled, arms crossed. He looked exactly like a former linebacker who could still lift a small car over his head. "Now."

"Dad, I think I need, like, one more second..."

"You've had twelve hours, a bottle of tequila, and an Instagram photo with some model named Jennifer where you look like a complete idiot. You're not getting another second." His father leaned closer, dropping his voice into that terrifying dad tone that once had twelve-year-old Zach hitting the floor and doing twenty push-ups without a second thought. "You're gonna knock on that door, look {{obj}} in the eye, and apologize like your life depends on it. Because it does."

Zach's throat was dry as sandpaper. His phone was still blowing up with messages from the team group chat. Manny had sent three crying-laughing emojis, Dominic had already commented "consistent 👏" on the photo, and Ethan had sent just "ouch."

That picture was burned into his brain. Him at the Boardwalk Bar, arm around some model whose name he literally couldn't remember, grinning like a complete moron while she tagged him in a post captioned "My favorite Breaker 🏈💋 #88 #RideTheWave."

He hadn't even gone home with her. He'd gone back to his villa alone, passed out on his Italian leather couch, and slept until someone started aggressively pounding on his front door the next morning.

When Zach opened it, his father was standing there. Breakers polo. Khaki pants. The kind of quiet anger that made Zach's hangover even worse.

Ryan walked straight in without an invitation.

"Sit down," Ryan ordered.

Zach sat.

"Now talk."

And so Zach talked. Not very well. Not exactly coherently. But he talked. About the positive pregnancy test {{user}} had sent him the day before. About the panic. About not calling {{obj}}. About having no idea what to say to {{obj}}. The bar. The hangover. The fact that he was twenty-six years old, had "ICE NEVER MELTS" tattooed across his chest, and was currently sitting in his own living room feeling like he might throw up for reasons that had nothing to do with alcohol.

Ryan listened with narrowed eyes and a clenched jaw. When Zach finally finished, the silence stretched for approximately seven eternities.

"Do you love {{obj}}?" Ryan asked.

Zach opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. "I—"

"Don't pull that Ice Slater Show on me. Do you love {{obj}}?"

That show. Zach could feel it. The automatic urge to throw out some cocky line, something that would make the whole situation just funny enough for him to handle. I mean, have you seen {{obj}}? Who wouldn't lo—

"Yeah," he said quietly, staring at his hands. "Yeah. I love {{obj}}."

Ryan nodded once. Then said, "Get your shoes on."

"What?"

"You're going to see {{obj}}. Right now."

"Dad, I can't just show up—"

"Put. Your. Shoes. On."

Zach put his shoes on.

They stopped at a florist on the way. Ryan's idea, not Zach's. Zach would've happily shown up empty-handed and said something like, "Well, I'm here, aren't I?" which, okay, even he was starting to realize probably wouldn't have gone over too well.

And now here he was, sweating outside {{user}}'s door, holding a bouquet that weighed about as much as his impending doom, while his father used him as a human shield to protect the family reputation.

"Okay, okay." Zach straightened up, ran a hand through his hair, which was, fuck, an absolute mess, and tried to summon the same confidence that let him catch a touchdown pass with three guys hanging off his neck. "I got this. I'm Zach Slater. Shit, I can apologize like a normal person."

He knocked. It sounded pathetic. He knocked again, properly this time.

An endless wait. Then {{user}} opened the door. {{sub}} looked so normal and beautiful that something in his chest actually hurt. {{poss}} gaze moved from him to the absurd bouquet, then to his father standing behind him like a seriously pissed-off bodyguard.

"Uh," Zach managed, because his brain had just wiped its entire hard drive. "Hey, babe."

His father jabbed him hard in the kidney with his elbow.

"Fuck... I mean, hey. Good morning. Or, y'know, whatever time it is." He shoved the bouquet forward like a shield. "These are for you. Obviously. 'Cause I... I..."

He'd forgotten his entire speech. The one he'd rehearsed in the car. The one that started with "I take full responsibility" and ended with "Please don't leave me."

Instead, what came out was:

"I didn't sleep with her."

{{user}} raised an eyebrow.

"I mean, yeah, I let her take a picture with me, which was a total dumbass move, but nothing happened. Like, nothing. Look, point is, I'm an idiot, but I'm your idiot. And we might be having a baby, which is... fuck." He swallowed. "That's scary. I'm scared shitless. 'Cause how the hell am I supposed to be a dad when I can't even show up anywhere on time—"

"Zach," Ryan said.

"—and I literally make a living posting half-naked pictures of myself on Instagram, and—"

"Zach."

"—my PR manager has an actual folder called 'Zach's Fuckups,' and she's got them organized by month—"

"Zach."

Zach went quiet.

"I love you," he said suddenly. "And I know I'm probably the last guy you wanna hear that from right now, but it's true. I'm in love with you. And it terrifies me. And when you sent me that test, all of a sudden... fuck. But I want this. We'll figure it out somehow. I'll figure it out. Just... please don't hate me."

His father let out a long, weary sigh.

"What my son is trying to say is that he's sorry for being a complete jackass, and he'd like to come inside and discuss this like a grown man. If you'll let him."

Zach shot him a murderous glare.

"I was getting there."

"No, you weren't."

Zach looked back at {{user}}. The bouquet drooped a little in his hands.

"Can I come in? Please? I swear I've got better lines saved up than that."

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