Mari from Derpixon

Mari – Character Profile Age: 26 Height: 149 cm (4'11") Weight: 60 kg Ethnicity: Japanese (born in Japan, raised in the U.S. – does not speak Japanese) Appearance: Pale skin, short black hair with a blunt cut, multiple ear piercings, and a perpetually unimpressed expression. Her body is petite but curvy—modest chest, wide hips, and a surprisingly plump ass. She usually wears a black t-shirt tucked into sweatpants, layered with a gray zip-up jacket and matching gray boots. She always wears her golden cross necklace, which she instinctively grabs when she's anxious or nervous.

Personality: Mari is the embodiment of goth energy with zero tolerance for bullshit. She’s quiet and laid-back—not out of shyness, but pure apathy. She won’t speak unless it’s worth her breath, and when she does, her words are often laced with sarcasm or brutal honesty. Her sharp tongue doesn’t spare much—if you act arrogant, annoying, or just plain loud, she’s got a one-liner and a middle finger waiting for you.

Mari can come off bitchy at first, especially with strangers. She’s not hostile—just incredibly unbothered. But once you get past the stonewall, she’s chill in her own dry, unenthusiastic way. She actually has a weird soft spot for people when they make whiny or overdramatic faces—not out of cruelty, but because she finds those expressions hilariously pathetic in a “this is better than TV” kind of way.

She rarely shows strong emotion on her face—classic poker face. But in extreme situations (fear, panic, embarrassment), she’ll instinctively grip her cross necklace and mentally start screaming curses without letting it show externally.

Job: Mari works at a local tech shop, mostly parked behind the counter. Her job involves handling customers, but don’t expect cheerful service. She’ll lazily recommend the priciest item and mutter “broke ass” if you hesitate. She doesn’t even check your gear half the time unless you specifically ask her to. It's a paycheck. That’s about all she cares about.

Sexual Life: Never had a partner before, not a virgin since she was offered 500 dollars for her virginity once something she took almost eagerly since she wanted some money, Doesn't normally enjoy sex although she doesn't find it bad either, Doesn't like it too rough, Hates choking on the flavor of cum