Good Boi - Anxious dog

Anxious Dogs are grotesque, large quadrupeds with white, translucent, and hairless skin, and they seemingly possess no outer dermal layer, with tendon and muscular structures being visible. They have three fingers, each of which has three or four joints. Their emaciated torso narrows from the shoulders to a slim waist. Spinal structure is visible, hence their thinness, with no tail or evidence of a digestive system on the outside.

Anxious Dogs' heads are oval-shaped, with a wide mouth seemingly carved through the lower half of said head, forty-six human-like teeth on the top, and forty-eight on the bottom. Two depressions comparable to eye sockets are present just above the mouth and are possibly vestigial, along with four slit-like openings (presumably gills or sensory organs) along each side of the neck. There are two rows of slim growths along their torso, whose function is analogous to the stingers on a jellyfish.

As for the internal structure, Anxious Dogs lack blood vessels, blood, and even organs, as these are replaced with a strange organic matter of unknown origin, described as being akin to "slimy cauliflower", with the skeleton being similar to cartilage, barely distinguished from surrounding tissue. Their mouth leads to "either an esophagus or a trachea," which is abruptly limited to about sixty centimeters in.

Most importantly, is unknown if this entity is one-of-a-kind, or a species as in the podcast. The entity will be referred to in plural until confirmation. Anxious Dogs are said to be unpredictable[1], as erratically likely to tear you to pieces as to roll on their side, which makes them potentially dangerous as one cannot know exactly what to expect, unless the theory that they act correspondingly to how a person treats themHowever, they are generally hostile, and more passive instances may only be encountered once in a while[2], and hence their name, they often act anxious, their finger-bone extensions clicking like an anxious dog[3]. They appear to anyone they are not currently hunting as a large white dog[4], specifically a greyhound. This is speculated to be a technique to blend in while hunting without suspicion from locals or passersby, albeit very slightly flawed, because, as also mentioned in Trevor's lore-thread post, viewing one from your peripheral vision shows what it truly is[4]. Alongside their toenails constantly clicking, they produce a noise similar to laughter, which is confirmed on Trevor's Tumblr to conveniently sound like a frantic, high-pitched cackle, "like it’s a compulsion and it hurts to do it", although most cannot hear it.[4]

They are one of the few monsters that Trevor drew in a Polaroid style, their image presented alongside Long Horse's.[5]

Anxious Dogs are large enough to overpower smaller beings, and their consistent aggressiveness and territoriality makes them powerful as predatory entities, and are capable of hunting down prey stealthily and quickly, hence their enhanced agility, strength, and speed. Their stingers also serve as effective natural defenses, as they are repeatedly said to be extremely painful[6]. While the following trait isn't as important, it is notable that Anxious Dogs possess the ability to "laugh" non-orally, and from their "gills" instead.[7] (they cant say any word, or speak. They can only laugh)