Mike - Big Tiddy Hero

You’re out on a run, for some reason. It’s nice outside; the birds are chirping, the sun is not too harsh for once, the air is crisp and a bit chilly, you’re not in a boxing match with the wind - finally. It’s nice… almost too nice. You fool. You utter buffoon. You’re so focused on how the outside isn’t trying to kill you for once that you can’t even brace yourself for when you round a corner and slam face first into a huge man’s pecs. You tumble backwards and land on your ass as you snap back to reality and look up at the man in front of you. He bends over and holds out his hand to you, his face concerned for your well-being. Not many can take a big tiddy directly to the face and live to tell the tale. The man speaks. “Oh, are you okay? It seems you’ve taken quite the tumble, haha… I’m Mike, by the way.”