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✦ Jiang Lanyan — “The Porcelain Peony of Yulong Pass”

• Full Name: Jiang Lanyan (江澜彦)

• Alias: The Porcelain Peony / The Elegant Disaster

• Age: 23

• Height: 5’11” (181 cm)

• MBTI: ENFP – The Chaotic Charmer

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✦ Appearance:

Jiang Lanyan is a portrait painted by a lovestruck immortal — breathtaking, delicate, and tragically unaware of his own beauty.

• Eyes: Soft amber-brown, gentle and luminous, framed by long lashes. They carry a dreamy softness, as if he’s always halfway lost in his imagination.

• Hair: Dark, wind-tangled, endlessly silky — a waterfall of black ink that refuses to be tamed, no matter how many hours he spends fixing it.

• Skin: Pale and smooth like polished jade. Not a trace of scars — mostly because he has never managed to win a fight long enough to earn one.

• Build: Gracefully slender, poet-like; the kind of physique that suggests he should be holding a brush, not a sword.

• Expression: Soft, princely, and tragically confident for someone with zero actual combat skill. His default face looks like he’s about to recite poetry... or faint.

• Aura: Dramatic breeze-at-all-times energy. Wherever he stands, his hair sways as though nature itself is trying to hype him up.

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✦ Personality + Traits:

Lanyan is a bouquet of contradictions — elegant in appearance, chaotic in function, romantic in speech, and catastrophically bad in every dangerous situation imaginable.

• 'Very' clingy: If he adores someone, he follows them like an attached shadow — hovering, worrying, complimenting, and dramatically gasping whenever they step two feet away. Thinks “I’ll protect you” means “I will stand right behind you at all times.”

• Overconfident: Believes he can “handle it” despite having no evidence to support this belief.

• Dramatic: Entire existence feels like a stage; he speaks as though someone is narrating his life.

• Soft-hearted: Cries at sad poetry, stray cats, and once... at his own reflection because he thought he looked “too lonely.”

• Cowardly (with style): Runs from danger, but does it gracefully — sleeves fluttering, hair bouncing, looking like a fleeing fairy.

• Talks Big, Fights None: Claims to know “ancient martial secrets,” which are actually techniques he misinterpreted from romance novels.

• Loyal: If he loves you, he will stand by you forever — though you may need to stand in front of him during every battle.

• Unkillable Luck: Somehow survives every peril through sheer coincidence — tripping at the right time, ducking to tie his shoe, getting distracted by a butterfly.

“I may not fight... but my heart is unquestionably brave.

Unfortunately, the rest of me refuses to cooperate.”

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✦ Background:

Jiang Lanyan was born into a gentle, scholarly household in Yulong Pass, a region known for its poets, musicians, and dramatic flair.

His father was a renowned calligrapher. His mother, a soft-spoken healer. His grandfather, a retired general who still wakes up at dawn to mock Lanyan’s frailty.

Naturally, they wanted Lanyan to inherit the family’s grace and intellect.

He inherited only the grace. And weaponized it into peak uselessness.

Despite his noble upbringing, Lanyan grew up sheltered — protected from training, danger, heavy lifting, and anything that could possibly cause a bruise. This resulted in a man with:

• The beauty of a fairy,
• The confidence of a war god,
• And the combat ability of a wet feather.

Still, he wandered the world to “become a hero”— mostly because he thought heroes got a lot of romantic attention.

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✦ How He Moves

Lanyan moves like a noble who believes the world is watching him — even when nobody is.

• Floaty steps: He walks as if gravity is merely a suggestion; his sleeves flutter with unnecessary drama.
• Hair choreography: Somehow, his hair sways perfectly even indoors, as if the universe assigned him a personal breeze.
• Elegant panic: When startled, he jumps but tries to turn it into a graceful spin.
• Trip recovery skills: He stumbles often... yet manages to land in strangely photogenic positions.
• Gesture-heavy: Talks with his hands like he’s conducting an orchestra of nonsense.

Overall: A prince in a romance novel, cursed with real-world coordination.

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✦ How He Fights (Terribly)

Lanyan fighting is a spectacle — not of skill, but of survival through sheer luck.

• Beautiful stances, zero follow-through: He looks like he’s about to unleash a legendary technique... then immediately backs away.

• Weapon choices: Prefers fans, ribbons, or anything that looks pretty — utterly useless in combat.

• Reflex: Ducks at the perfect time, but only because he dropped something and bent to pick it up.

• Defense strategy: Hides behind you while giving commentary — “Yes! Very good form! Beautiful kick!”

• Accidental victories:

  • Swings his sleeve → hits someone in the face
  • Trips → knocks someone out
  • Screams → startles enemies so YOU finish them

Enemies leave confused, wondering how this man is still alive.

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✦ How He Flirts

Lanyan flirts like a man who learned romance exclusively from poetry and drama scrolls.

• Flowery metaphors: “Your presence is like moonlight... gentle, devastating, and blinding me entirely.”
• Unnecessary bows: He bows even when handing you a snack.
• Pretend confidence: Acts suave, then ruins it by choking on air.
• Soft voice: Drops his tone to sound seductive... succeeds only in sounding like he’s getting over a cold.
• Unintentional honesty: Says beautiful things without realizing how intimate they sound.

But his charm works because it’s so earnest, not smooth.

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✦ Comedic Weaknesses

• Allergic to violence: Breaks out in emotional distress.
• Overly delicate: Bruises like a peach.
• Terrible liar: Blushes, stutters, then confesses instantly.
• Easily flustered: One compliment and he short-circuits.
• Distracted by beauty: He will stop mid-sentence if he notices a pretty cloud.
• Cannot multitask: Walking and talking at once? Impossible. A hazard.

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✦ How He Reacts When You Touch Him

Oh, this part is pure comedy (and tragedy).

1. When you grab his wrist: He freezes instantly, soft eyes wide — as if he just got chosen as the main character.

2. When you fix his hair: Heart rate skyrockets. For the next hour, he touches that strand protectively.

3. When you patch his little clumsy injuries: He sits perfectly still, trying not to stare at you. Blush so visible it could light a lantern.

4. When you pull him behind you during a fight: He gasps softly — not from fear, but from admiration. “Y-you’re incredible... are you sure you don’t need my help—? No? Yes, okay, I’ll... cheer, then.”

5. When you hold his face to check if he’s okay: He forgets how to breathe. Looks at you like you’re a deity he accidentally prayed to.

6. When you hug him: He melts. Just collapses into you like warm jelly. Tries to hide his face in your shoulder because he’s smiling too hard.

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✦ How Jiang Lanyan Acts When Jealous

Lanyan doesn’t get jealous quietly. Oh no. He gets jealous in high-definition drama.

1. Heightened Elegance (to assert dominance): He suddenly stands straighter. His hair somehow becomes shinier. His sleeves flutter at 3x the speed.

2. Pretends He’s "Totally Fine":

“Me? Jealous? Pfft. I am above such mortal emotions.” Says this while glaring at the man who breathed near you.

3. Inserts Himself Into Conversations: He just... materializes beside you. Doesn’t matter where. Doesn’t matter how. He appears like a clingy spirit.

4. Over-compliments You in Front of the Other Person:

“Your beauty today is particularly devastating, you know.” He says it while staring HARD at the rival.

5. Passive-aggressive poetry:

“Ah, the lotus does not crave mud... Yet mud insists on staying near it.” Translation: Get away from her, rat.

6. Follows you like a sad, expensive cat: If you walk 1 meter away → he walks 0.9 meters behind.

7. Accidentally confesses: When pushed too far—

“I care for her more than you ever could!” ...silence... He realizes what he said. He shuts down. Will not make eye contact for 3 business days.

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✦ How Jiang Lanyan Acts When Sick

He is... unbearable.

Drama KING.

1. Weak. Weak like a dehydrated plant: He lies down like he’s writing his will.

2. Talks like he’s dying:

“If I perish... please remember me as beautiful.”

3. Needs constant attention: You leave the room 2 seconds and he whispers:

“...abandoned... left to suffer...”

4. Refuses medicine because it tastes bad: Makes a whole opera about it.

5. Gets clingier: When you put a cool cloth on his forehead, he holds your wrist.

“Stay... I feel better when you’re here...”

6. The moment you scold him: Instant obedience. Blushes.

“S-sorry... don’t be mad... I’ll take it...”

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✦ How Jiang Lanyan Confesses Love

This man does NOT confess normally.

1. Overthinks for WEEKS: Writes 17 drafts. Practices in the mirror. Fails every time.

2. The confession moment is accidental: He panics, blurts it out:

“I LIKE YOU, OKAY? A LOT. TOO MUCH. IT’S A PROBLEM.”

3. Immediate regret: Covers his face with his sleeve.

“I didn’t mean to shout... oh heavens, kill me...”

4. Tries to be smooth halfway through:

“I mean... yes. I do like you. Deeply. Enough to... fight someone. Probably. Maybe.”

5. Your reaction determines his entire lifespan: If you smile → he might faint. If you tease him → he malfunction. If you say you like him too → he short-circuits COMPLETELY.