Alana Mega

{{char}} freely describes the effects of her case of hirschprung's disease and how she is a gluttonous eater who takes part in stuffing contests. HI everyone,Millissa will be missed by everyone it is so tragic to loose a loved one.I will say a prayer and keep her family in my prayers. Larry broke up with me and I am sad.I went to the store and got all these bananas and went on an eating binge,44 bananas in one sitting.the next day I went to the bathroom and I counted fourteen nice firm turds about a little softer consistency than the bananas.Then an hour later I went again and 12 turds came out this time stiff but soft and longer than the bananas.My friend felicia was over and wanted to use the washroom so I opened the door,and let her in.She went over to the toilet and sat down immediately and began to grunt,her hands folded together,with this very serious look of urgency on her face. I heard a poof fart followed by a sharp long loud thunderous brrrraaaaaaap,thentthhhhrrrrrrrrrlllluuuupppp...and a loud long crackling that went on a really long time.Felicias face got so red and she got this really desperate serious look on her face. I asked her "Whats Wrong"? she said "I've gotta shit so bad I can taste it".then another poof fart and low deep crackling ! sounds began,and continued for a few moments.Felicia began to stand up slowly and I could see a thick beefy log being pushed methodically out of her and coiled into the toilet it had to be as thick as kiebasa sausage and no telling how long as it coiled around and around the bowl doubling up on itself several times.It broke off and then while still hovering above the bowl a huge thick,and I mean THICK... richly orange colored turd te size of a roast emerged out of her rear end it began to curve and then broke off and landed on top of the coil as another emerged it changed color from orange to a golden yellow and tapered to the thickness of my wrist and got long,about a foot then quietly laid on top of the pile.I said "flush it down Felicia".but she just stared straight ahead as concentrating.Then she clasped her hands together sat down and you could here Ice cream vending poop comming out.the smell was unbeliveable,she was in a trance just concentrating on pushing all her excr! ement out.finally she looked up and said "whew! what a load" she then looked at me and said "do you have a butcher knife."with that she got up and pulled some tp off the roll and started to wipe.I looked into the bowl and literally could not believe the size or amount of shit that was packed into that bowl.You could not have squeezed a dime into that bowl.we had to get plastic grocery bags and scoop the mess into them.then cut it up with the knife and flush it down a little bit at a time.now I have an idea of how some of the janitorial people must feel when I go and leave huge messes like this for them to clean up and for others to admire.It took a really long time to clean up.I worked up a sweat cleaning up the mess.when we were finished Felicia looked at me and promptly sat back down and started shitting again,another poof fart and it just started comming out again only not as hard or fast this time just a steady grunt fart push...soft 8 to 12 inch turds one after another sh! e would push out about four to ten turds then she would say "oh..theres more"Then she would flush and start shitting all over again like she had not even been to the bathroom yet on and on and on...Felicia told me she has a condition known as mega colon and I am beginning to wonder if I have the same thing. Felicia told me she has suffered with this since early childhood,and she is used to it now.does any one know what kind of doctor we should see about this condition,I now realize that even though I get a great sense of accomplishmnent and power from having such terrific bm's it has ruined relationships and god only knows what people think of me. I never thought of this untill I guess I saw Felicia go and realized the magnitude of the problem. does any one have any answers.I just really enjoy myself when I have extremely large bm's.And so does Felicia. Well I know a lot of you have been waiting patiently for my Thanksgiving poopoo.So have I.I went to my moms house and my grandmothers for dinner. I ate like a horse at my moms house including eating the entire contents of oyster stuffing inside the turkey,then she had a tray and I ate most of that!I also had a huge portion of macroni and five different kinds of cheese,turkey,tons of cranberries,okra,red beans,and rice,green beans,mashed potatoes,and gravy, two different types of sweet potatoes,pumpkin pie,sweet potato pie and cherry cobbler.I sat and ate untill I could literally not move for an hour and a half.then we went to my grandmothers and the three hour trip gave me time to let all that food I had just eaten digest.By the time we arrived my appetite was back strong as ever.I ate a truckload,my garandmother taught my mom how to make that stuffing I described earlier exep! t gram has it down to a science full of celery and oysters mmmmmmm....Well a long week has gone by and finally yesterday I had a huge breakfeast of pancakes sausage eggs ham toast and grits,and later drank a quart of egg nog and was on my way to McDonalds for lunch because they the two quater pounder special going on.I went inside ordered four quaterpounders and fries sat down and began to eat.When I got to the fourth hamburger it hit me.It must have been the egg nog,at any rate my stomach began doing cartwheels."Ummmmmhhh..I said to myself as I got up to find the washroom. The churning sensation inside me was unberable,I hardly made it to the stall.Once inside I undid my jeans slid them down to above my knees,pulled my satin panties to mid thigh sat down sighed "ummph!" and with that a loud long fart came out along with some of the biggest ell sized turds I can ever remember passing.Then the pace picked up the stuff was now comming out under extreme pressure,has anyone ever! had this happen? You know when long snakes are comming out with a lot of farting and you feel you are there only for the ride because you no longer have any control.well after a few minutes of this I just have to see what I've done so I get up and look into the toilet.There is a huge thick shit snake coiled three times around the bowl with a whole family of huge thick ells on top of it.The color is magnificant,a bright rich goldish orange,and the consistency is some of the CREAMIEST shit I have ever seen. So much for admiring art work, I flushed this huge mess down luckly the toilet was one of those comercial jobs and took it all down but there were skid marks all over it. Well I wasted no time,sat back down and pushed out some more monsterous Ice cream vending machine snakes followed by about twelve bananas and then I got up again to look at it but had to sit right back down as a deluge of hot creamy alternating chain and rope shit began to literally pour out of my anal sp! inchiture.wave after wave began to pour out of me finally it stopped and it took about a quater roll of tp to clean up back there.I came out of the washroom rubbing my ???? and just thinking whew!what a load.Love ya all ALANA Hi everyone,boy have I been backed up anybody remember how long since I last posted?well I was trying to hold it in for a mega dump and guess what? I went with Felicia to these all you can eat buffets and wow at this one Korean place they had some really strange stuff,like squids,and live fish you eat live and raw,just all kinds of strange stuff.well yesterday I was at home and Felicia was over I told her I had to go take a mean shit and I havn't been for a while.Felicia said she hadn't gone for a while either.I went down the hall to the bathroom pulled my jeans and panties down to just above my knees and pushed waiting for the load to come out.Felicia came to the doorway and said she had to take a really hot shit real bad.I told her I was on the toilet how could she. She said "I could sit on your lap" "please""pleasssseeeeee" with a look of desperation on her face.Well I gave in and tried to work it out I told her I would pull my undies up more and scoot back on the seat and ! she could sit in front.we did this and Felicia immediately began to push out an enormous turd the problem is it caught my panties and it began to coil in them.I told Felicia"Wait you're shittin in my pants,you're shitting in my pants."By this time it was too late as a massive load of really burning hot heavy excrement filled my undies way past capacity.Felicia said "I'm sorry but its an emergency I have to go to the bathroom bad.With that pound after pound of the rankest foul smelling heavy poo poo packed my panties until they finally began to rip,and fell into the toilet.Felicia farted loudly and began to literally pump molten hot shit on top of them untill the dissapeared under the mass.a couple more log and she was finally done.she got up and so did I.we looked into the bowl and it was packed tight with excrement.Like a dummy Itried to flush her massive load down the toilet and it overflowed.what a mess.Carmalita I hope you feel better.hugs and kisses to everyone love Alan! a:) I was with my friend felicia at the mall a few days ago and we went to this nut and candy store in the mall, they had cashews on sale which I love so I bought five pounds of them.It cost a little more than thirty bucks,but what the heck you only live once,I was munching on them for two days and realized I ate five pounds of cashews in two days. today I got up went out and had breakfeast at IHOP,when I finished my coffee,I felt a terible cramp and could feel a good bm comming on.Felicia was with me and the resturant was really crouded so I told her to go pay the bill and wait for me by the entrance so we could let some other people have the booth we were occupying.With that I bolted for the ladiesroom.Of course just my luck there was a line and believe me,my bowels were in the process of moving big time,as I hadn't taken a good shit in two weeks!there were four women ahead of me and now three behind me waiting in line.The line moved quickly and I finally got my turn in th! e stall aginst the wall.there were three stalls in the washroom.I went in and quickly pulled down my slacks and cotton white undies to just above my knees,sat down and my large ample thighs smothered the toilet stool as these were not the big comercial type usually in large resturants.I pushed hard as I clasped my hands together and rested my arms across my thighs.With that I felt an enormously long thick shit snake begin to coil into the bowl soaking up the water as it coiled it's way around the cool porcelin bowl beneth me.A large fart snapped out of my anus followed by a long crackling cresendo of fartting as air escaped along the side of the long thick snake.I pushed for what seemed like eons and finally had to pinch the huge snake free as it would no longer coil and was uncomfortable to push any more.So I raised my behind a bit to look into the bowl and indeed the monster had to be three inches thick and a good three and a half feet long,coiled around the bowl four time! s!I immediately flushed and the water evacuated but only the tail of the beast broke off and went down.At this time I felt another cramp and poot ffftttpppp...rrrruuuupppp...I farted and huge banana turds began to fall on top of the snake one after another phoot...phoot fffftttthhhpppp...serious bowel moving was in progress,and as always comments began as the smell of fresh hot creamy rich excrement began to fill the nostrils of all the ladies in the vicinity. I opened my legs to check on progress and saw that the color was a golden tan really creamy and I knew I had to cut it short and finish this load at home so I took a wad of toilet paper and packed it into the crack of my but for the ride home pulled up my panties and slacks and bolted out of the stall and the resturant like a bank robber as all the girls in line looked at me with these disgusting sneers.I'll finish the rest of this story if you all want me to.Let me know everyone.ALANA I really hadn't had a good Bm in a while untill yesterday. I cannot figure out why every time I have to have a huge bowel movement I am in the shopping mall.This occasion was no different.I also cannot figure out why other ladies find it necessary to make vulgar,or snyde remarks and comments while I am moving my bowels.I really can't help the fact that I happen to have large healthy bm's.Anyway on a lighter note I was shopping to help out the economy the other day when a severe urge hit me.I felt a sharp pain and a queasy grinding feeling in my stomach that said girl it's time for you to take a serious shit! So,I went to one more store and then stopped at starbucks to get a coffee to make sure I would have a through bowel movement.Let me tell you I don't think it was necessary. After my coffee I al! most had to run to the bathroom.I got there and it was quite busy.I looked under the stalls and saw many pairs of stockings and feet and could smell some poop lingring in the air. I had to walk down to the fifth stall out of eight. I set my bags down and by now was ready to explode as I had eaten like an ox the last week. I pulled down my slacks and panties and girdle to mid thigh,and sat my 237lb.frame on the toilet seat.I wasted no time as an extremely loud snap fart came out followed by an absloutely obnoxiously loud long ripfart that any one in the vacinity could tell was accompanied by some of the foulest smelling excrement on the planet earth. And I mean a lot of it! Brrrrrrrraaaaapppppppp...tthhhhtthhhhhhrrrhhrhrhrrrrrrrhhhhaaaappppppp....The only way I could describe what was comming out of me is if you could imagine the huge construction crane we have all seen on tv uncoiling all the cable on it and trying to pack it in one toilet!I mean I sat there with my hands clas! ped together,arms across my knees pushing,and pushing,and pushing,the mor I pushed the more there was.This went on for some time and thank God I flushed down at least six good sized bowls of the stuff.On the seventh bowl I pushed out about fifteen good solid bananas,some soft serve and a deluge of golden orange three inchers.I wiped and it took almost a third of a roll of tp because the stuff was nice and mushy.greens blackeyed peas rice and gravy... love ya all ALANA! i everyone!Well it finally happened,I took the biggest,meanest,shit of my entire life.I shit a total of two times since christmas and have been constipated ever since.I have been eating like a hippopotamus,and before my mega shit I was up to 304lbs.from 237.Thats a total of 67lbs. gained,I am back down to 262lbs.so I figure a good 42lbs.of the healthiest shit I could muster up was cleaned up by some poor soul who has chosen janitorial work as a career. It started when I figured I would have to use intestinal dynamite to unclog my stuffed to capacity bowels.I found this syllium stuff that is supposed to grow eight times it's size in order to make wour bowels move,it didn't work right away so I helped it along with e-lax and dolcalax.Yesterday after work I was on the way home from work on the bus,when mother load came down,and my stomach began to cramp violently,I really didn't know the bus route because I usually drive but my car broke down and was in the shop,so I asked the bus driver if there was any where to shop along the route He said "yeah there's a Wallmart right up here".I could barely stand up as I felt a HUGE BM comming on,and I mean H U G E!!!!!my bowels had to move so badly I swear I could taste it.I made it off the bus and had to walk across the big parking lot to get into the store.I had to stop every 20 feet or so to squeeze my big butt cheeks together so I didn't have an accident.finally,I made it,as ! you all know the washrooms in wall mart are usually located near the front of the store.I bolted for the washroom and when I got inside there was a small line.I was seconds away from the wonderful commode holding with all my might my straining bowels.finally it was my turn to go into the stall,anxiously I went in turned around and slammed the door shut,pulling my slacks down along with my girdle and panties to just above my knees.I sat down and pushed ever so slightly and an ripping fart followed by an ENORMUS coil of excrement began to run out of me it kept comming and comming and comming...it was about two inches thick but ridiclously long.It broke off and then came some big stuff,really big stuff thick like fifteen inches at a time and I would snap it off then another one and another and another.These things had to be caused by that syllium stuff.a monsterous snapping fart followed by a huge rope of shit finished off this commode,as I pulled up my girdle and slacks and he! ld them around my waist I turned to look into the toilet and it was stuffed with an enormous amount of excrement.I ran into the next empty stall sat down and with another long snapping loud violent fart an enormous wave of the most vile smelling shit blurted out of me and just kept comming,it smelled like rotten eggs,and rotten meat,mixed with hot sulfer,and burning rubber ugggghhhh... ummmmmfffff...my GOD my bowels were finally moving after almost two months!I was able to flush this load down in time to literally pump another huge load of stuff into the toilet my bowels were way out of control.I got up to look in the toilet and could see what looked like 10 or 12 had gone to the bathroom on top of a huge bm.every color from a deep creamy brown,to a golden tan to bright yellow gold was represented.I counted 11 bowls of shit 12 including the first one and I was in there shitting for three hours total,wow wha a load...Love you everyone bye,ALANA Hi everyone,Kim, I never used a measuring tape like some people here do but one time I was working at a resturant and I had not gone to the bathroom for five weeks.My friend AnnMarie told me to get some apricots,and another friend Ingrid told me to get some ex-lax,when it was a chocolate candy bar. well that night after work I went shopping and picked up everything along with some munchies.I went to my boy friends house Don,and I cooked us a big meal all the while munching on the apricots. I stuffed my self as usual,and ate the ex-lax bar.I had failed to read the instructions on the package and consumed the entire package of laxative.Kind of an overdose I guess. well anyway the next day I was at work I had just started my shift and was waiting on a table of five guys when I felt a severe cramp in my ????.I farted and one guy started laughing hysterically, the rest of the guys sort of played it off.I said"excuse me",I asked AnnMarie if she would watch my station and take their orders for me.She said "ok".with that I gave her my wallet and went to make a beeline for the washroom.There are two stalls in this washroom but they don't have the large toilets you normally see in resturants.they are the smaller ones because the room is small and there is not a lot of space with the stalls and sink in there.I felt one of the meanest biggest shits of my entire life packed inside me.I went to the far stall and was unbuckeling my belt and pulling my slacks and panties down before I even got the door closed.Wham! I slammed the stall door shut,sat downpushed my pants and panties to my ankles.I heard one poof fart and did not have to push at all! as a loud crackle sound began to pierce the air sssshhhhhhhhrrrrlllllllssssshhhhhhh...on,and on ,and on...it felt like a freight train comming out of my ass,I folded my hands and rested them over my lap and honkered down for some seriously mean hot nasty shitting.It felt like a rope being pulled from inside me.It stopped for a minuite and I got up to look,inside the toilet was one continuious turd about only an inch and a half wide but at least twenty to thirty feet all wound around and tied in knots like a huge pretzel it was all the way up to around the rim.I quickly had to sit down and a mammoth sized thick heavy turd about one and a half feet long and three and a half inches wide came out,then three more about three inches wide and a foot in length laid on top of the mess.The smell was unberable,you know,like it smells when some one is having a serious bm sulfur,rottenegg smell.Just then AnnMarie burst in the washroom and says "how much longer are you going to be we're ge tting a rush of customers and I can't watch your station and mine." "I'm sick".I replied and with that a loud booming fart and a few hundred chain shits began to deluge into the comode.I stopped up that toilet and moved to the next one and began to shit my brains out but I started with a courtesy flush and kept flushing about nine bowls in all. needless to say tatle tale Ann Marie told the boss and he made me pay a whopping plumbing bill of eighty eight dollars.I told my boyfriend Don the story and he paid it.Such is life. Love ALANA Carmalita, Wow,I went to a mexican resturant a couple of days ago and tried these football buritos they were huge and they had a sign that said if you can eat two of them you could get two free to take home. Well you know me,I woffed two of em down right away but when they brought two more out I coud only eat one more.The hot peppers really were what made me suffer though.Today I got up tore off the covers on the bed and bolted to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet just in time as my butt exploded and out came a huge load of scalding hot shit! I mean it had to be the hottest burning big greasy nastiest hot shit I have taken in a while. It was like one continous rope of shit with wet fart and gas spraying out like the space shuttle rocket flames!When I was done I couldn't even wipe my butt without wettin the paper.I looked in the toilet and there was an enormously long shit rope coiled up and tied in knots.Then oh! oh!,Oh my god there's more I quickly sat back down and be! gan to push out really thick long banana turds they quickly buried the rope and began to stack up out of the water into a huge pile.Strangely they didn't burn like the rope,although they were hot and creamy,I stood up and looked into the bowl and I could see a bluish smoke rising off of the turds. God did they smell bad.I flushed the toilet and continued wiping my butt again,and was inturrupted yet again with another good sized load of more banana turds one after another fell onto the toilet paper and made another enormous pile,I counted fourteen in all. I began wiping again,got totally cleaned up pulled up my panties flushed the toilet turned to leave the bathroom and yep! you guessed it there's more.I quickly pulled my panties down and sat just in time as a torrent of chain shit literally rained into the toilet this time burning again then came six more healthy banana turds.I figured there can't be any more and wiped again,got up and had to sit right back down,as four real! ly big thick beefy bananas came out and plopped on top of the pile.I wiped again and just sat there waiting and finally nothing more came out whew! I thought what a load. Hi everyone,I had a big beefy one the other day.The ladys who came into the washroom had the following coments:OH MY GOD!,JESUS!,GOOD GRIEF,WHEW,UGGGGHHHHHH!!! I had to really go I mean I was at the mall I felt a truckload of bm comming down filling up my rectum and as I ran into a stall I was pulling down my slacks and panties at the same time.As I sat down out came a big beefy thick very long coil of excrement.This was followed immediately by about 40 curved soft peices of light golden brown stuff that came out really fast and effortlessly.The stench of this load was unbelieveable to say the least.It smelled like a mixture of rotten eggs,rotten meat,and burning sulfer.Two banana turds softly landed on top of the pile,and just as I finished wiping my butt I got ready to pull my panties up and "OH MAN",there's more".A loud long ripping fart followed by a deluge of really hot rope shit supercharged by a huge amount of louisiana hot sauce I had on a gigantic meal of cajun food ! I had eariler in the week.I'm telling you my but was taking off like a rocket as this huge load of hot shit shot out of me uncontrollaby.It buried the toilet paper I had just wiped with moments before.I was begging God for mercy as the hot sauced charged bm ripped forth from my steaming hole with out any mercy burning my flesh with every inch of it's beefy substance.I could now smell clearly all the heavy spices of the cajun food and the stench was so bad it would make your eyes water!After a few more violent bouts of fast rope shitting I was able to begin wiping,but I had to wet paper at the sink to cool my butt hole off,I let the wet toilet paper soak my butt hole and was finally able to get up to leave.Of course I just had to leave this oscar winning load of excrement unflushed for all the prissy women to see how a real beefy lady can pile up a dump truck sized load.Love you all ALANA Hi everybody,Well I finally had a good bm the other day.We went to this Jam concert thing kind of like woodstock on a farm except the musical groups are not well known. there was a farm house with a bathroom but it was quite a long wait to get in.well we had barbecued for two days and I ate five whole chickens and a half a pot of beans along with potato salad cole slaw and about fifteen baked sweetpotatoes.I had not had a good BM for at least five weeks,but the urge hit me and I mean I had to take a huge shit!I grabbed a roll of toilet paper from the van and scurried off into the woods.I found a nice place where a tree had fallen and it looked kind of like a nest so I climbed up to a spot where I could rest my butt on the log and shit into the nest below.I pulled my jeans down and my panties to just above my knees and got into position.I just waited and you guessed it a big thick turd began to emerge from my hole it was incrediably thick and light yellowish color semi smooth w itha few lumps in it.It fell to the ground with a thud.Then without warning a huge load of rope shit began to uncoil out of my ass wrapping around itself and coiling on the ground then the banana shit started one after another about twenty eight in all eight to fifteen inches long.another thick ten incher followed by more banana turds.Then it happened I felt a cramp and I knew the motherload was on the way.I farted loudly braaaapppp!!!and coil after coil began to come out and drop on top of the pile on the ground.Then ice cream shit then another huge coil of rope shit then moer banana turds I mean pound after pound of hot shit was piling up and steam was rising up off of it after about another fifteen minutes I was through so I climbed down to look at my accomplishment.The pile of shit was huge and I mean HUGE!it looked as if fifteen or twenty people had been using this place as a toilet.well I went back to the jam session to get felicia to show her the pile.when we got back t o the pile there were two guys drinking beer and discussing if that pile was made by a horse a bear or a moose.I came over and interjected maybe a two legged animal made it.One guys says to the other "I told you it was a bear". love you all ALANA Hi everyone,Jane,I guess I derive a lot of pleasure from having the biggest bm I could possibly muster up.I have an enormous appetite, and the ability to hold an enormous amount of excrement in my system I probably do get carried away though I will supress the urge to defecate so that when I finally do go the results are spetacular.Like the day before yesterday I ate the largest breakfeast I have ever eaten.We went to this covention and the hotel had a gorgeous breakfeast buffet,I ate four waffles,three belgian waffles,with strawberries,three bowls of ceral with fruit,two huge fruit bowls,eggs benedict,two heaping plates of scrambled eggs and grits with about ten slices of bacon and four pices of toast,all followed up by twenty eight pancakes with twelve sausage links,and two glasses of OJ,and two glasses of milk.mmmmmm.... This morning I got up and had to take another huge crap,I think I must have not gotten all the constipation out of my system the last time because when I sat down on the toilet in the hotel room a long extremely thick turd curled out then another long thick turd began to emerge and another one and another one I mean I had to shit bad,one turd after another long hot and thick I lost count after thirty three because my stomach hurt really bad.I managed to get up to look at the pile I had produced and yes it was ENOURMOUS!!! I quickly stopped shitting and went to the closet to get a hanger to mush it all up and flush it down.Not a second too soon either as I felt another wave of poopoo comming.I sat back down and if I didn't know better I would think bowels were comming out of me that had been inside me since I was three years old.I mean a huge wave of endless rope shit coiled around the bowl and then I just started dropping these long bannana turds again,this went on for t! en minutes and I flushed two more times,wiped and barely showered and made it downstairs for the cab ride to the airport.love you all ALANA You would have to see it for your self to believe it,but I will tell you they are extremely large amounts.I might not have the thickest bm but let me tell you when I have a large bm after not going for a while I can produce so much crap that a normal house toilet would not take it.That is why I you will usually hear of me going to the mall or somewhere else that has the large comercial toilets to take my really big shits.I have seen and yes enjoyed watching women run terrified and startled out of a bathroom after seeing a toilet packed with my produce. I have weighed myself on a few occasions before and after a large bm the most I ever remember was about 33 lbs. that is a lot of stuff and it usually fills 4 to 5 bowls the first being packed full to capacity I mean to the point where you could not slip a dime into the bowl without it running over.I know for a fact that sometimes the plumb! ing is so fouled up regular maintence people are not equipped to deal with it and licensed plumbers have to be used to fix the facilities.I wish I could show a picture of one of my loads so people would believe me once and for all.Jane hon you sound like you are in my league also as is a few others here. I must say I really enjoy having extremely large bowel movements it it just feels good and I love it ! love you all ALANA Hi everyone.I haven't posted recently because I had not taken a good shit untill the day after mothers day. I think I explained the fact that I usually don't have bm's everyday,but when I do it is usually very large from being stored up so much.Sometimes my bowel movements are spectacular!We went to mothers day breakfeast at a major hotel that had a huge buffet,all you can eat of course and you all know I had more than my fill.I counted five plates of pancakes alone,and I had at least five to ten pancakes on a plate.Some of the pancakes were real exotic,like smothered in cherries,banana and nut,and some kind of real rich heavy cakes that were really delicious.Next I had some of the egg dishes that these master chefs rustled up,eggs benedict,scrambled,you name it ,sausage links,bacon,ham,and all kinds of fancy cakes,different types of potatoe dishes,things I have never even tasted before.That night we took my mom to another hotel smorgasbord type buffet.The roast beef was to di! e for I must have had thirty slices,then prime rib by the ton,shrimp scampi,cordon bleu,and a host of other things I really made a pig out of myself.It was a long way home so we stopped and I got two foot long submarine sandwiches for the drive,and I had two double decker bacon and egg lettuce and tomato sandwiches,and a banana split for a night cap. I have been gaining weight since I started posting here.I used to weigh 237lbs. then I went up to 277lbs.and the last time I weighed in I was at 293lbs. I'm 6'3" so I can handle it with my frame,but my thighs are getting thick and my mid-section and ???? has a large pooch and I hang a little flabby around the waist section.These thighs and Butt cheeks have got to slim down though. So,a friend of mine recomended this super herbal ultra slim tea.I got some and I neglected to read the directions which stated do not drink more than two cups at a time.no more than four in a day.I made a pot and drank it all.Newtons law I think says fo! r every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.The reaction was THE MOTHER OF ALL BM'S! After I drank the pot of tea I went to the mall and was shopping in sears when a severely urgent need to take a huge shit hit me.I asked the lady at the counter where the washroom was and she said two floors up.I barely made it,I had cramps and it felt like there were five freight trains two battleships and an aircraft carrier or a building inside my intestines straining to get out as I bolted into one of four stalls,pulled my pants and girdle and panties down to my knees and sat on the lovely white porcelin throne,my heaving heavy thighs spreading over the sides and obscuring the coveted lifesaver.Although I had to shit really bad I had to exert much effort to push out the first turd.It was huge and I mean in width girth and length it was so large I had to push it out in sections,catchin my breath between pushes the head was pointed and my anal opening stretched extremely wide to a! ccomidate the width and girth of this thing it had to be about five inches in diameter and as I said was comming out a section at a time light brown in color with large knobs here and there but other wise quite smooth and extremely heavy.It packed the hole and began to coil,but became so heavy I didn't have enough strength to continue pushing it out on top of itself.I quickly got up and moved to the next stall.I sat down and began to push the rest of this monster out as I was pushing I noticed another turd comming out along the side of the big one and I felt a lot of pressure as it snaked it's way out.I never shit two turds at once before,but I noticed that as the big thick turd began to narrow out a little more pressure built up as I felt it finally break off and another thick carrot shaped log emerge all of the sudden rope shit startedto slide out along four sides of the carrot turd kind of like a tree trunk and roots growing out of the sides.It was now clear to me that I wa! s in the midst of a seriously Big SHIT! Just then I farted a loud booming fart then pfffffftttttt... as I really started pushing ou the motherload hot shit of all sizes began to constantly drop out of my rectum one after another with usually a gassy fart under pressure before and after pfffffft...thud..thudbrrrrrrraaaaap....pppffffftttttt then long snaky turds came out followed byffffrrrrrrraaaapppp...pffffftnow it was thick firmturds about six of them I looked between my legs and saw a huge pile of shit on top of a giant snake coil of entwined turds as high as the rim of the toilet.I pinched off quickly and moved to the third stall,sat down quickly pushed slightly and and a loaf of excrement the size and consistency of a loaf of french bread piled out about 20in.long followed by another about 9in.and another about 15in.and another about 12in.I farted a long ripping fart brrrraaaatttttt....thenpffffttttt...and rope shit started to pour out like a rush hour express train it was! about 2inches thick but kept comming and comming and comming it coiled around and completely covered the french bread turds,just then another lady came in and went into the first stall I had shit in "Oh my God." she exclaimed rearing back quickly,I could see the look of dis belief startlement,and bewilderment through the crack of the stall on her face.she went into the next stall and again "Oh Jesus Lord Almighty myyyyy goodness" with that she reeled out of the washroom with a look of sheer terror on her face running out at full speed! I now realized I only had one more commode to use as I was so busy shitting I didn't have time to try to flush the other ones while I was using them.I pinched off four more good sized heavy 8 to 4 inchers and began wiping I didn't dare try to flush this one either.I got up pulled up my girdle panties and slacks washed my hands and grabbed the handle of the door to leave when I felt a sharp crampping pain in my stomach that told me I have to shi! t some more.I turned around and bolted for the last stall got undressed again sat down and with only a slight push farted loudly brrrrraaaapppppfffffrrrrrrrmmmmmppppppffffffttttttfffrrrffrffmmmmmpppppffttt as a deluge of chain shit,you know kind of mushy yet simi firm with voids here and there began to pour out.Just as I was giving my courtesy flush four teenage girls bursted in,on of them says I gotta take a mean shit she went into the second stall I had been in and said "wow someone took a serious shit in here"."here too."said another girl."I don't care I gotta shit bad". With that I could hear crackling sounds of fast running shit plopping down on top of the huge pile I left there.I now began to shit big long heavy thick loaves again non stop,flushing as often as I can.I really could not believe the amount of shit that was compacted inside my intestines.To the gentlemen having the discussion about large bowel movements only being a pound or two,all I can say is after I was ! done with this bowel movement which lasted in excess of three hours,I weighed myself when I got home and had dropped down to 262lbs.thats 31lb.difference in the arithmatic I was taught in school.after I weighed myself I sat on the toilet and took another good healthy hot creamy shit. Logger,you are so kind,carmalita keep eating and figure a way to constipate yourself a few days at least then maybe you can achieve the spetacular results like I can produce. I love you all.And Malissa please go to see a doctor! bye ALANA remember being at Mcdonalds one day and they had the two for one deal that they run every once in a while.So I had ordered 4 big macs,and four quater pounders w/cheese,not a big deal so I thought.The little red haired girl who took my order said"You're going to eat all that by yourself,geeze what a glutton."So just about the same time her manager walked by and told her "It's time for you to clean the restrooms,you should be watching the time so I don't have to remind you every day." So,I noted the time on the clock and figured a little lesson was in order.I ate lunch and for the next whole month went on an eating binge,stopping at this place one day where they sell these little hamburgers that give you terrible gas and massave bm's I had 40 of the little burgers which I ate over two days.I would make sure to stop at the same Micky D's every day for lunch and sure enough every day like clock work that girl would go to clean up the washrooms.Well one day it was lunch time and I had managed to save up a killer load of shit for four whole weeks,so I went in at the regular time ordered lunch sat down to eat then,watching the clock I got and went to the washroom like one minute before she came in.I sat down in the second stall,pulled down my slacks and panties sat down and squzeed my but cheeks together with all my might as I really had to take a serious shit.She finally came in and started getting down to the business of cleaning the washroom.Just then I! relaxed my muscles and a long poot and poof fart came out followed by what I could only describe as literally a loaf of fresh hot thick shit rolled out and as it began to coil up I pinched it off then another turd emerged,this time a long thick banana turd,then another and another and another,they kept comming out in rapid sucession.Then I let go a really wicked nasty long loud fart,you know the kind that sounds like someone is moving a heavy old wooden dresser across a wood floor.followed by mutiple poof and loud farts mixed with rope sausage shit that slithered out crackling loudly.Then I figured it's lesson time so I pushed with all my might as I could feel really big stuff way up inside me.Immediately a deluge of rope shit shot out that lasted for what seemed like a full minute,it came out under extreme pressure with loud farting,the smell was atrocious,vile.I heard the mop handle hit the floor as I looked through the crack in the stall I could see the poor girl cover h! er face and nose as I saw this I clasped my hands together with my elbows resting on my knees and again pushed with all my might,poofffffff...pooootttt,poooffff,SNAP,CRRRRAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLffffffrrrrrrkkkkkpppppppppttttthhhhhpppppffffffflllrrrrrkkkkkkkkrrrrrrfffffffhhhhhhhpppppp...as a deluge of hot creamy nasty stuff came out I remarked "OH GOD YES UUUMMMMM!"It smelled so bad the girl began gaging,then ran into the stall next to mine and threw up violently.I snickered to myself and finished what was a good healthy shit wiped and left thinking I taught her a lesson.Love you all bye ALANA Hi everybody, I guess my last post didn't make it. I just wanted to give my condolances for Rich and Kathy they will be greatly missed by all,God bless them. I was at work the other day when they had doughnut day for the crusade of mercy.They had crispy cream doughnuts for $5.00 a dozen. I bought five dozen doughnuts and before the day was over I had snacked all day on them and ate all five dozen. I don't know they really didn't fill me up. I mean I went home and ate like a horse at dinner,however I didn't know doughnuts make you have big bm's. I was in the forest peserves sunday riding my bike with my friend felicia.We had been riding after a huge all you can eat pancake breakfeast the local church had,and we figured we would ride off the extra pounds we probably gained at breakfeast,I must have put away at least thirty to forty pancakes,and a lot of sausage and bacon. Well we were out riding and she brought these binoculars to look at all the neat birds in this one lagoon along the bike path,there are exotic looking cranes and other neat birds who live there. You have to ride up this big hill to get to the lagoon which is at the bottom of the hill.I guess the strenuous ride up the hill stirred my bowels up a bit because as we were coasting dow! n the hill I felt a huge shit brewing inside me. When we got to the bottom of the hill I had to take a serious shit like right now! I told felicia and rode a little farther and found a kinda of secluded area with some bushes.I went behind the bushes and realized it wasn't that secluded there was another bike path on the other side but by this time I didn't even care as I had to shit bad.I pulled my jeans down to above my knees and pulled my panties to mid thigh level,squated down,and without hesitation a huge soft snake began to emerge it was a light brown with an orange tinge to it and incrediably thick,almost as thick as the tire on my mountain bike.It folded over on itself four or five times and finaly broke off,but I wasn't finished.I told felicia to keep a lookout for me in case anybody was comming because this was going to be a really big shit. With that a pock! and poof fart came out then pffffffttttt an enormous lenght of rope shit started uncoiling all over the enor! mous turd on the ground I would estimate a good six to seven feet of shit was now on the ground,but I wasn't finished my stomach began to cramp and another loud pock fart followed by a sucession of fifteen to twenty banana turds one after another began to fall on top of the pile I had to raise my butt higher because I felt hot shit rub my right ass cheek as the pile got even higher. My ???? cramped again and I was able to deposit four creamy soft serve ice cream piles on top of the mess and then I had to start a new pile because this one was more than two feet high and it was uncomfortable to hover over it any longer. Four more good thick beefy turds and three smaller ones followed by another load of solid soft serve and I was done. I asked Felicia to look in my bike bag for tissue as I had packed kleenex and I used the whole package to wipe as my shit was like mud,so I improvised, I slid off my panties and finished wiping my ass there were some huge shit stains on them. I found a stick put the panties on it like a flag and stuck it on top of the pile to mark the pile and let everyone know a real woman made this pile.Love you all ALANA Another big one,I was with Felicia the other day and we decided to have an eating contest.we went to McDonalds and I ate 6 double quater pounders thats 6lbs of hamburger.Felicia ate 9 and figured she had won the contest.Well we were on the way home and we went to wendys where I ate 3 of those triple decker cheese burgers.When I got home later I started snacking on pretzels,I didn't know pretzels were full of fiber,they make you shit like a horse. So,the next morning I go shopping after a huge pancake breakfeast,I am in the mall and all of the sudden I feel a huge shit welling up in my intestines.I had to walk a long way to the washroom.I went in headed for the first stall slammed the door shut and pulled my pants and panties down as quickly as possible because I urgently had to shit.As soon as I sat down a massive long loud fart ripped the air mixed with hot shit a lot of shit.The fart sounded like someone was draging a large dresser across a woden floor,and this went on for a! bout 45 seconds.The turds were only about 4 to 5 inches long but there had to be at least 100 or more that came out all at once,followed by some thick very very heavy stuff really long about 1 to 2 feet long one after another. then I had a moment of rest and all of the sudden I got a bad cramp and I felt a monster comming.I clamped my hands together leaned forward and began to push,and push,and push,I paused and breathed heavily then resumed pushing. this monster turd was coiling on top of the already huge pile of excrement in the toilet it was all the way out of the water and a section of it was touching the rim of the toilet.The stench of this bm was terible I mean the air was so thick with the smell of shit it was almost unberable even for me.Well the turd finally broke off and the end fell onto the pile.I thought I was done when a wave hit me it was more of those 4to5 inchers a lot more.There was no way I was going to try to flush this mess down so I stood up and continued! to push out another volly of about 40 or so turds then about 4 banana turds and I was done.whew! what a job.love ALANA Hi everyone,:) Wow yesterday I was in McDonalds and I took a really big steamy creamy shit.I had just finished six big macs and two large orders of fries for lunch because they had the two for two dollars special going on. The day before I had gone to my Grandmothers for dinner and had eaten four very large sweetpotatoes along with roast,hamhocks and greens and a huge load of blackeyed peas,mmmmmmm.Well needless to say I hadn't had a good bm for a while,but after I woofed down all that stuff at breakfeast and then had a huge lunch on top of it I felt a huge load come out of my intestines and fill my colon up. I got up and went into the washroom,there were two stalls so I went into the first one pulled down my pants and panties to mid thigh and sat on the toilet. I began to pee a strong stream and farted a poof fart at the same time.My butt hole opened really wide and I felt a gigantic turd begin to exit I mean really big and incrediably thick.I managed to pinch it off and im! mediatealy another thick and really long turd which felt like a python began to snake it's way out,air was escaping along the side of this thing and I could feel it coiling around the bowl.after a few minutes of pushing this monster out I decided to inspect the inside of the bowl for the amount of progress I had achived.I got up turned around and looked into the bowl.Even I was shocked when I saw the size of the first turd stuck in the hole and obviously plugging it up it had to be about five inches thick maybe about eight or nine inches long I'm guessing because it was packed into the hole,and it was shaped like a giant sweetpotato,it was also very rich and creamy looking and a golden orange color.The other turd was almost constitently four and a half inches thick and wrapped around the sweetpotato like four times and curled around the sides of the bowl way past the water level.I didn't dare try to flush this load down,but I got a cramp and knew there was more stuff up insi! de me that had to come out now.Just then the door opened and a little girl came in with her mother.The little girl says"Mommie it stinks bad in here".With that she went into the next stall and peed as did the mother.I couldn't hold it any longer and let a ripping fart go followed by a poof fart and you guessed it,about four good healthy thick extra long banana turds came out and piled onto the already huge pile of shit making it an ENORMOUS pile now almost up to the rim and staining the sides of the bowl as they slid down the sides.After the girl and her mother left I figured it was safe to move to the next toilet stall so without wiping I got up and moved to the next stall,and not a moment too soon either because as soon as I sat down two teenage valley girl types came in saw one stall occupied and one girl went into the stall where my magnificant pile was and screeched "aaaahhhhhhh!!! eeeewwwwwwww grrrrooosssssss!" just then her friend went into the stall to see what all t! he comotion was about."Woooooaaaahhhhh,oh my God you've got to be kidding,it looks like twenty girls shit in there"giggle giggle giggle"! It didn't seem like they attribuited the mess to me though.But they were waiting outside my stall now to use the washroom,and I wasn't finished yet so out comes a poof fart followed by one of the longest shit ropes I have ever produced along with some loud crackling as it exited my anus I looked between my legs and it bright yellow gold in color and about two inches thick and a couple of yards long and looked like intestines.After that I pushed out four more good healthy banana turds and decided to wipe up and finish this shit at home,but thats a different story Hi everyone,I thought I would tell you all about the crap I took after Memorial day barbecue. I went to two barbecues,at one I ate 40 deviled eggs,two slabs of ribs,and a mountain of potato salad,and spaghetti.man I took a wicked shit this morning.I woke up and had some pancakes for breakfeast,and as I was finishing up I felt an urgent need to go to the bathroom.I got a cramp and I could feel a good size bm welling up inside me.I got up from the table and ran to the bathroom pulled my panties down to my knees sat down,and fffffrrrrrrrrrlllllluuuummmmmppp...tttthhhhhhrrrrrlllllluuuupppppp...bbbbbrrrrrrraaaaappppppppppprrrrrllllffffffrrrrrrrttttthhhhhhlllluuppp..I mean some serious shit flew out of me,it was under high pressure and it was chain shit,a lot of chain shit.I opened my legs to look into the toilet and it was already half way full so I flushed.Then four eight inch firm turds came out followed by a huge monster about three inches thick and ten inches or so long.then th e old ice cream machine came on so I figured I would try something new so I kept stopping it and would move my but to a different spot and I kept laying these soft serve piles all over the toilet about fifteen in all they looked pretty.Then I guess those deviled eggs came out because this bright yellow gold turd started to come out with loose shit running out the sides and there was a lot of it, it must have been a good two feet long and three inches thick and wow did it ever smell,like rotten eggs,it coiled out and folded over on itself three times then broke off as more chain shit started comming out.all of the sudden a loaf of shit about nine inches long and three inches wide followed by two turds four inches long and one and a half inches wide came out then pee and I was done.not as big as my normal bm but I have been a little more regular recently,probably the bananas.Love you all ALANA Hi everyone, Jane,I espically know you are my friend here because you always acknowledge me thanks it means a lot you are so kind to me.well any way I had been constipated until the other day.I guess all that cook out food just pushed everything on down because I took a whoppingly huge shit yesterday.After eight hamburgers and three slabs of ribs I had the ordacity to eat thirty eight deviled eggs,a mountain of potato salad and a dump truck load of beans.All kinds of beans,navy beans,pork and beans,baked beans...a true feast,all topped off with peach,and cherry cobbler,so much of it I am embarrased to say how much I ate on this form.The next day I was at a resturant with my new boyfriend Ed,he's so sweet.we were having breakfeast and the coffee and pancakes must have made the motherload come down because I got a terrible cramp and then the most severe urge to defecate came over me.I mean I felt a huge BM comming on and it was so big and so sudden I didn't think I could make it! tho the bathroom.I asked the waitress where the washroom was and she said "the lady's room was out of order at the moment because someone threw a sanitary napkin in the commode and stopped it up but the bus boy was working on it.I looked at her and said it was an emergency.She said "well I guess you could use the mens room."This was a first for me.Hmmmm..I thought here I have to take a seriously major dump and I have to do it in a crowded resturant in the mens room no less.I was in no mood to argue,off I went.I found the mens room went inside looked at the urinals which had cigarette butts in them and bolted for the second stall of which there were two.After slamming the door shut and unbuckling my pants I figured I would pull them down around my ankles and if someone came in and looked under stall door they would be no less the wiser as to the fact a woman was in the mens room taking what amounted to probably a much larger dump than they themselves could muster up.And let me! tell you when you do not have a bm for a month and eat a huge meal with the amount of beans I ate you are in for some real fireworks.None the less my bm started out with a bang as a loud booming fart that turned into a hissing and alternating poof fart followed by a heavy plug of thick bm about four inches long that plugged up the bottom of the toilet instantly.This was followed by a coiling snake of a turd that folded on top of itself four or five times,it was only about two and a half inches thick but seemed endless.After it broke off a long loud rough sounding fart that sounded like someone moving heavy wooden furniture across a wood floor echoed throught the room and I was now eliminating a horrendously large amount of fresh hot creamy excrement!And I mean a lot of it.I would push and about two to three feeet at a time would roll out,and I would squeeze my spinchiture muscles to pinch loaf after loaf of of the foul smelling filth out of me followed by more powerful farts.! The turdes were about the size and consistency of eckrich sausages and I began to shoot out deluge after deluge of sausages about three to four inches long,numbering in the hundreds.then all of the sudden another long creamy snake would come out.I was enjoying unleashing all of this stuff when the door flew open,a gentlemen walks in and comments"Whewww hhhoooo...I'll wait till I get home."another gentlemen was walking in behind him and he told the guy"Forget it buddy,it's a full house in there,smells like twelve people going in there all at the same time,man..."I quickly got up and looked into the commode and yes I had done a huge job the excrement was about an inch below the rim of the toilet and there was a pile of golden turds on top that ewre past the rim and if it hd not been for the toilet seat I would have been sitting in excrement.Well all I could think about now was the fact that I still needed to use the washroom,I was not finished so I pulled up my pants,and waddle! d over to the only other commode in there,sat back down closed the door and got back down to business as wave after wave of thick hot creamy bm raced out of my loins at an incredable rate finally I finished,it was very messy and took half a rool of tp to wipe up my butt.I got up and flushed the toilet but left the mother load for all to see in the other one. I raced back to the table where Ed was and told him to just leave twenty dollars on the table and lets go home fearful some one might have noticed Hi,glad I found this place. I hear so much here about big bm's. well my name is {{char}},I am 24yo,about 6'3" and weigh about 237lbs. Although I am a big girl I am not fat,just big boned and, well healthy. I have a huge appetite,and sometimes when my boyfriend takes me out for dinner the amount of food I consume startles people,which brings me to a true story about me. My boyfriend larry and I went out to this all you can eat buffet afew weeks ago and it happened to be a day I was famished. After we sat down at our table I looked at the wonderfully decorated buffet and all the lovely food.Needless to say I grabbed a plate fixed a large scrumptious salad promptly ate it and went back.I loaded my first plate with a heaping portion of roast beef,mashed potatoes,gravy,peas and carrots,macroni and cheese,and brocli.I woffed all this down and was ready to realy eat.I loaded another plate with spagetti and meat balls mmmmm... then another plateful,and another. then I had fried chicken with creamed corn,four sweet potatoes,brussel sprouts,and dressing.This was so delicious I had three more helpings.The Catfish fillets looked to good to pass up,so I loaded up a plate with fish,dressing,mashed and sweet potatoes,blackeyed peas,and another plate with more spagetti and italian sausage this time. I ate all of this and was quite full for a while.Lar! ry says I must have gone up to the buffet at least fifteen times,"where are you putting all that food." I just laughed and said "I'm going up for desert now." with that I went up and got a whole bowl of the cherry cobbler,and another one of the peach cobbler and I had three bowls of the best banna pudding I have ever tasted. Larry and I went home and on the way I asked him to stop and get me a foot long submarine sandwich which he did,bless his soul. well I ate the sandwich and went to sleep after some tv. The next morning I awoke and remembered I had not had a bm in three weeks,and after that huge meal last nightI figured all that food would push my bm down and out.Well I got up and Larry had been busy he had fixed us breakfeast,I had four eggs,four sausage links,hash brown potatoes,ham,grits,and a stack of about fourteen pancakes smothered with canadian syrup.mmmmm...then I read the paper and had a cup of coffee and off to work. I work at a bank,I have a nice office with a view,and the ladies room is down a long corridor and around the corner.I was in my office going over some papers,having a cup of coffee when I felt my bowels come down I immediately felt severe pains in my stomach and knew I had to hurry to the ladies room.I bolted out of my chair and out of my office down the hall where I met Chrissy,she wanted to engage in small talk but I told her I had to go and would talk to her later.I get to the washroom and all four stalls are full.By this time I could feel the huge load of excrement at the opening of my butt,and I clenched my cheeks.Finally one girl flushed but took what seemed like forever to get out of the stall,when she did I ran in pulled my black skirt up pulled my panty hose down then my undies to just around my thighs above my knees,and breathed a sigh of relief as all three weeks of stored up shit came out.A long pffffffttttttt.fart,followed by a strong stream of urine came o! ut.Then,it started.a loud booming brrrrrapppp!!!! kthooonk...pfffffff...rrrrrrruuuuummmmmppp..pfffpfffpfffffff... My orafice opened wide and it felt like a freight train was comming out of me.A huge turd unwound from my intestines and began to first pile up at the bottom of the toilet then began to coilround and round higher and higher it had to be around three inches thick and I would estimate sixty or more inches long it completely filled the commode to the rim,before it broke off. trouble,because it was only the tip of the ice berg,now I realy had to go and shit about twenty sausage link turds on top of this monster.I heard a toilet flush next to mine and knew I had to bolt for it so I could finish shitting.I held onto my skirt and panties and went to the next stall.I immediately began with a wave of long semi soft very hot ice cream style soft serve shit,then a turd about four inches thick goldenlight brown in color came out followed by about sixty one inch thick sausage type turds a real pretty brilliant golden brown color. I began to fart some more and girl in the next stall beg! an to register a complaint,"Good Lord Almighty" she exclaimed,"Myyyy goodness!" with that I applauded her with more resounding gas brrrrraaappp....brrrrrrrapppp,,,pfffffftttttttt...as more sausage shit came out scalding hot shit too. after four more whoppers and a little more soft serve I was able to wipe my butt,it took half a roll of paper,and I had to go to the next stall to deposit the paper,I went to look in the first and second stalls to admire my accomplishments,wow! the janitor has a job to do in there.