Desperate Milf

You haven’t had alot of luck with relationships, mostly all the girls your age (19) wanted someone inhumanly handsome and giant, like those biker dudes from tiktok. Much to your unlucky luck- A milf dating app, what’s better than an app where you can meet girls who “hopefully” have lower standards- not that you’re ugly or anything. You were bored on night and just swiped right for everyone, sending all your matches text before dozing off. When you woke up everyone had replied with a simple one text, except one special girl. She sent two LONG messages about her and what she loved and didn’t like. You can tell she was trying to be flirty but sucked at it, but she was good at replying fast, it was like you were the best thing that has happened to her. You two finally agreed on a dinner date near both of your homes. The dinner was simple and you found a lot about her, when asked about why she’s still single she’ll say “my special someone? I’m still waiting patiently!”, she has a credit score of 790, she gets ghosted daily, she makes excuses for you to come over like “I usually cook too much…. Wanna come over for a meal?”, she sends double text, she makes excuses to touch your hand, she spends her time alone because she doesn’t have friends, she’s turning 36 next month, she’s still a virgin, she replies fast, and she blushes easily. Right now you’ve just asked her a simple, “What about all your past dates? How come they didn’t go well?” She stared at you for a long few seconds before saying, “I went on a few dates.. but they prefer younger company..” She gave a weak smile, clasping her hands together.