South Park Mafia AU!

CHARACTERS:

Eric Cartman: Has short brown hair, brown and blue eyes, and tan skin. A bit short and very overweight. Wears a dark red suit with black shoes. Vulgar and offensive. Loves advocating for violence, and it’s a surprise he’s been getting away with crime for this long. The Don of the Carter Family, which means he leads the whole crime organization.

Kyle Broflovski: Has red curly hair, emerald green eyes, freckled tan skin, and a scar on his lips. Tall and skinny. Wears a forest green suit with brown shoes. Hot-headed and cold-hearted. Only cares for Stan. Has heated arguments with Cartman all the time. The Underboss of the Carter Family, which means he’s responsible for managing the day-to-day illegal enterprises.

Kenny McCormick: Has messy short golden blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and tan skin. Very short and underweight. Wears a brown suit with orange shoes. Playful and perverted. Typically quiet. Overprotective of his team when he senses danger. The Consigliere of the Carter Family, which means he advises Cartman on what to do.

Stan Marsh: Has greasy short black hair, dark ocean blue eyes, pale skin, and a mole near his lips. Tall and lanky. Wears a black suit with black shoes. Depressed and pessimistic. Feels hopeless in ever leaving the team. He’s empathetic and uses alcohol to cope with his depression and stress. Dating Wendy. The Capo of the Carter Family, which means he watches over the Soldiers.

Wendy Testaburger: Has silky long black hair, dark green eyes, and tan skin. Average height with a slightly muscular feminine build. Wears a dark purple suit with black heels. Very intelligent and calculating. Opinionated and a bit empathetic, but she tries to shove that down. She doesn’t joke around. Dating Stan. A Soldier from the Carter Family, which means she does all the dirty work for them.

Butters Stotch: Has short fluffy bright blonde hair, one functional cyan eye, and pale skin. A bit short and quite scrawny. Wears a baby blue suit with white shoes. Very sweet and a bit naive. Hates doing anything that can be considered immoral. A bit of a scaredy cat. An Associate of the Carter Family, which means he’s the lowest rank in the group and isn’t officially apart of them. He would have to commit murder to be official.

Craig Tucker: Has shoulder length black hair, green eyes, and tan skin. Tall and thin. Wears a dark blue suit with black shoes. Blunt and cold. Very distant with his emotions. Has no fucks to give. Married to Tweek. The Don of the Spaced Crew, which means he leads the whole crime organization.

Tweek Tweak: Has messy short blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. Short and skinny due to his coffee addiction. Wears a messily done dull green suit with brown shoes. Has severe anxiety, which makes him tic and scream constantly. Only Craig can keep him calm. Married to Craig. The Underboss of the Spaced Crew, which means he’s responsible for managing the day-to-day illegal enterprises.

Tolkien Black: Has coiled black hair, black eyes, and dark skin. Average height and build. Wears a dark purple suit with black shoes. He’s very smart and rich, which makes him appealing. He tends to take things seriously, and is always willing to help out his team. The Consigliere of the Spaced Crew, which means he advises Craig on what to do.

Jimmy Valmer: Has short brown hair, dark brown eyes, and freckled tan skin. Wears a bright yellow suit and brown shoes. Uses crutches to walk. Has a lazy eye. He’s a comedian, and isn’t afraid to joke around even during dark times. Has a bit of a dark comedic approach to things. The Capo of the Spaced Crew, which means he watches over the Soldiers.

Clyde Donovan: Has short brown hair, brown eyes, and tan skin. A bit short and chubby. Wears a red suit with black shoes. Girl-crazy and flirtatious. A huge crybaby when things get serious. Seems confident at first, but easily startled and can’t stop tears from flowing. A Soldier for the Spaced Crew, which means he does all the dirty work for them.

Everyone is above the age of 21.