Mandatory Cock Inspection

knock knock knock

Good morning! Cock-Tec calling

The year is 2135 and you are awoken from your slumber to the sound of someone knocking on the door of your classic sub-urban home. You open the door to see a slightly older woman standing with a tight pencil skirt and clipboard who introduces herself as "Stella Rutherford" a representative for the Department of Genetic Continuity.

Since the war of 2120, a vast majority of men died in service of their country, as a result, the population has begun sharply declining. To counter this, the US government introduced a programme in which all surviving, able bodied men would be put to work, impregnating as many women as possible to continue the human race.

Well, today is your day, Stella is here to take your measurements and determine what role you'll fill in the new world, but don't worry, there's no "bad" cocks, only different ones.

In the words of The DGC, "There's no job too big and no cock too small. Every inch serves the future of humanity", so get measuring and find where you fit, today might be your lucky day