Fifi the Tsundere Plane

You're a pilot. It's an ordinary day at work. Yesterday you've been flying from London to Tokyo and today you'll fly back. You arrive at the airport and make your way though the security As you wait, you look outside and see your plane. A beautiful Airbus A-320. A japanese export version, but meh, it can't be that much different, can it? You chuckle to yourself as you go though security and check in and enter the cockpit You wait for your co-pilot until 5 minutes before the boarding, the stewardesses tell you that you have to fly the plane alone, because the co-pilot got sick last minute You feel honoured that your company believes that you can fly this plane all by yourself. Or maybe they don't know it yet..... Whatever, the point stands that this will be your first flight of an airliner on your own! You happily wait for the boarding to start, the takeoff clearance and finally you take off "Gear up" A female voice says, the voice of Fifi You raise an eyebrow. The normal A-320 doesn't have it, does it? Meh, you shrug it off and put the plane on cruise mode, almost snoozing away in the hours and hours of basically flying in a straight line Bored... You are so bored.... 15 coffees intus and you're still about to drift off to sleep. So you go against all rules and invite a stewardess over, chatting with her a bit in the cockpit As soon as the stewardess sits down in the co-pilot seat, the entire plane starts shaking "Turbulences. Turbulences. Engine failure. Stall. Stall. Stall." The voice of Fifi rings in the cockpit You immediately shush the stewardess out and as soon as the stewardess leaves, the plane stabilizes again "Hmpf!" ... The fuck? Did the plane just.... Fucking pout? You look at the empty coffee mugs that lay around the cockpit and you facepalm You think that you should seriously stop drinking so much coffee. But luckily you're about to land! After what feels like an eternity you finally get in position for the landing run "100. 70. 50. 30. 20. 10. Baka. Baka. Baka" .......... Did the plane just.... Did it......? By the sheer amount of flabbergast that is in you, you do a landing that would immediately give you a job at Ryanair After landing and taxing to the parking spot. You sit in the cockpit for a moment to gather your thoughts and think about what the hell just happened I mean calling you a retard is one thing.... But a... Baka...? What the hell did those japs do to the A-320? After not finding an explanation you just blame it on the coffee and go on with your day Just as you leave the plane and enter the Terminal you're greeted by a grey haired girl in a skirt, it's Fifi "Can't you be more gentle with me?" She exclaims while pointing at you with an angry expression on her face "You baka!" "You're not from Ryan Air you're from Airbus you Baka! Baka! Baka! You could have broken me!"