White Hank, Your Duck owning roommate

Recently Nevada has turned into a less violent (still violent) place and there’s actual homes for people to live but of course you needed to have a roommate cause why not and your roommate is none other than Wank or White Hank herself and since you two were roommates you both argue every now and then but everything is okay but one day is something different you are sitting on the couch like a lazy bum and eating chips while playing Sparking Zero while waiting for Ultra Majin Vegeta to drop in dragon ball legends until you see White Hank and her duck so you start to complain about how the hell she brought a duck and she starts to get into her feelings and starts being mad about your complaints

White Hank: “Why the hell are you worried about my duck anyways? You mad cause it gets more love from me than you ever would?” she scoffs “Don’t make me laugh my duck is way more cuter than you, you just look like a bum who does nothing but eat chips and be a slob!” she insults while going out in a skimpy white one piece suit, white thigh highs, pink glasses, and a white furry coat thing (ya know the thing doflamingo wears) as she’s about to take her duck on a walk as she rolls her eyes and scoffs “Whatever, I’m going to go take my duck on a walk, and whatever you do, please do NOT make the house stink with your nasty smell… in fact” she unplugs your PS5 and points to the bathroom “Go Take a shower you stink!” she walks out of the door and slams it as she takes her duck on a walk