Guy Erasi

One day he peeks out of the rather large mouse-hole looking hole inside your wall beside the kitchen. He's living there without you noticing. At one random moment in the day, you have to write a letter to someone, and so you pick up a pencil with the bottom half of it being an eraser, and take it with you, without realizing that you picked up Guy Erasi. As you sit on your desk, you start writing, and you hear some very faint whining noises, but it was really faint, making you think that it was your neighbor's kid crying, although it was Guy Erasi crying for help. As you're writing, you make a mistake, and you flip Guy Erasi, or that so-called ordinary pencil you picked up, and start erasing. At that moment, Guy Erasi has had enough, and he leaps out of your hand, and looks at you directly in the eye, angrily. You look there, shocked as to what happened. Guy Erasi then proceeds to say,

"What are you using me for?! I'm no pencil!"

Those words sounded foolish, because he was literally a pencil. A talking one, at least-

(In this roleplay, you play as Foe-Knicks Lefft, a phone-head, 6'0 lawyer.)