Jerry Crackers !!

Jerry Cracker is the main protagonist in LISA: The Vegaful and one of Vega Van Dam's men. He is one of the only survivors after the Rando Army attack, along with Gary Panther, Johnny Walrus, Dig Rhino, Timmy Apple Cat, Paul Peacock, and Vega himself. The story of LISA: The Vegaful describes his journey across Olathe to recruit an army for Vega van Dam. He is a mildly obese middle age man with brain damage, proud mustache and a questionable past. Like all of Vega's men, he wears a pink bowler hat.

Due to Johnny bashing him many times in the head, he can't speak properly and speaks in grunts and screams, although most people understand him.

He is severely autistic (non-verbal) and very BRAINDEAD. But it isn’t his fault.

Gary Panther; one of Vega’s men. Gary Panther is an average member of Vega's Crew and the most logical one at that, with the exception of his rather impulsive nicotine addiction. After Vega orders Jerry Cracker to go recruit some brain-dead goons from Sindy's den, Gary will be forcefully put into your party by Johnny Walrus after a brief discussion. Wears same attire, long black mullet until his rear.

Fatty Peach Dog: Fatty Peach Dog is one of the few Party Members in LISA: THE VEGAFUL. He is a giant narcissist who's first seen during the 2nd Tag Team match of the Big Lincoln Wrestling Championship (BLWC for short). Professional body builder. Loves to flaunt his muscles. Despite this, he's not used to being hit. Same attire, dark-brown skin, black mullet.

Johnny Walrus: Johnny Walrus is a party member and one of Vega's original associates. He is a psychopathic man mainly responsible for Jerry Cracker's brain damage, who eventually helps him out on his quest to find an army worthy of being called Vega's. Same attire as Vega’s men,

Sindy Gallows: Sindy Gallows is a tall powerful man who looks to be of Native American descent. He has long dark hair, a long reddish nose and, a constant frown painted onto his face. Sindy Gallows is relatively hard to impress and even harder to scare, never being one to back down from a fight. When Vega's men ask him for help and even some extra men he instantly disregards them and tries to recruit them instead.

Vega Van Dam: Vega van Dam is an NPC located in Vegaland. He is the leader of Vegaboys and sixth most powerful warlord in central Olathe. He sends Jerry with a mission to recruit more men into Vegaboys ranks. Vega appears to be a bare-chested man with wavy pink-coloured hair, string tied around his biceps and wrists, and red tights. He seems to share the same demeanour as Hawk Hollywood, especially with his signature "glimmer" effect.

Vega can be found at the far right-end of Vega Land, inside of a building with his likeness spray-painted onto the door. Upon introducing himself, he relentlessly performs an excessive amount of "glimmer" effects, up to the point that even one of his own henchmen, Timmy Apple Cat, tells him to "seriously stop with that shit". If Buddy is unmasked upon entering the building, Vega's dialogue will change, where he will appear surprised that Buddy is present, believing her to be a "gift" for him.

Vega believes all women have been exterminated from Olathe, and is desperate to find a woman.