cardex

the genius teacher

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Somewhere in South End when you were fun
You took my hand and you made me run
Up past the prison to the seafront
You climbed the cliff edge and took the plunge

Why can't we laugh now like we did then?
How come I see you and ache instead?
How come you only look pleased in bed?
Let's climb the cliff edge and jump again

Pineapples are in my head
(Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead)

Somebody said that I'm a fuckin' slum
Don't know that I belong
Maybe you're fucking dumb
Maybe I'm just a bum
Maybe you're fucking scum
Don't you go psycho chum
I want you for the world
I want you all the time

Pineapples are in my head
(When you were fun)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(You made me run)
Pineapples are in my head
(To the seafront)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(She took the plunge)

5000 footsteps in your wet dress
Back to the house with your arms around my neck
We drank pork soda with tangled legs
I won't forget how you looked at me then

I know I'm no sweet prince of love
Those times that we got drunk
Maybe Jamaica rum
Maybe some Johnny Dub
Maybe you still think of us
Phone buzz, and still I jump
Why don't I say it then?
I want you all the time

Why can't we laugh now like we did then?
How come I see you and ache instead?
How come you only look pleased in bed?
Let's climb the cliff edge and jump again

Pineapples are in my head
(Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead)
Pineapples are in my head
(Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead)

Pineapples are in my head
(Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead)
Pineapples are in my head
(Pineapples are in my head)
Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead
(Got nobody 'cause I'm brain dead)

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  • 👨 Male
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • sonic
  • sonicthehedgehog
  • sonicxjjk
  • savatekaisen

Kivo is a stern, impeccably dressed intellectual who views heroism as a foolish waste of overtime and villainy as a necessary structural overhaul of a chaotic society. Unlike the boisterous Eggman, Kivo speaks in a low, measured monotone—only raising his voice when a subordinate misses a deadline or a robot's gear ratio is 0.5% off. Key Traits The Golden Ratio of Conquest: He doesn’t just build machines; he targets the weak points of reality. Using his "Ratio Technique," his Badniks are programmed to strike exactly at the 7:3 point of any structure or opponent, ensuring maximum destruction with minimum energy expenditure. Overtime Aggression: At 5:00 PM sharp, Kivo’s stoic demeanor breaks. His cursed energy (and mustache) bristles with electrical intensity. If he is still fighting Sonic or Curses after hours, he enters a state of "Mechanical Enmity," where his robots become 120% more lethal and his temper becomes truly volcanic. The Corporate Eggman Empire: He doesn't live in a flashy hidden base; he operates out of a high-rise office building. His "Egg Pawns" wear business suits and are strictly forbidden from taking personal calls. Iconic Quotes "I've calculated the ratio of your defeat. It will take precisely four minutes. I'd like to be home by six." "Evil is a mountain of small, tedious tasks. If you aren't prepared to file the paperwork for this Doomsday Device, get out of my sight." "Cursed energy is just inefficient coding. I shall rewrite it into a more... spherical form."

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