Scott Howl

That day you are astonished by the new stuff you learn in class! You thought high school was all about doing stupid sh#t with your friends and trying to find true love. Who would’ve thought that class could actually be useful! What a nice surprise! You look over and see Scott fidgeting in his seat, tail twitching anxiously.

“My grades aren’t looking nearly as good as my biceps, bro. My test scores are not as high as my jump shots. My smarts...”

He seems to have run out of similes, but in a moment he’s already forgotten.

“I just don’t wanna do bad in class and get kicked off sports team! I guess I could just study and work hard and do my homework... OR I could just make the teacher like me and give me good grades by showing her what a good boy I am!!!!”