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AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!1!CHANGED THE NAME OF THE BOT! Since it's like, uhh... 50% used for listing future bots, and 50% used for chatting with my brother/sister/they-sibling in our lord and savior (the flying spaghetti monster), @The_Professionall_Idiot.So, welcome to my 'intermission' for the... however long. I'm still gonna be working on bots, but things are a bit hectic on my end, especially since I've been offered the opportunity to study abroad. For now, I'm gonna let you guys off with a list of what's to come, and when to expect it!Haruka Sawamura (Yakuza 1 ver) Basically a bot where you take the place of Kiryu in Yakuza 1, and have to protect this idiot child from everyone. Due by Oct 10th.Haruka Sawamura (Yakuza 5 alt ver) basically post-Y5 Haruka is she stayed as an idol until she was an adult. Request from a friend. Due Oct 13th.Haruka Sawamura (meme ver) basically a tomboy version of Haruka who was taught how to fight by Kiryu. Thought of this because of this shitty traced Yakuza-piece meme. Due Oct 16th.Jade Harley - dog girl from homestuck. Because I think her design is cute (I have never read homestuck in my entire life) due October 19th.Skarlet Bunny - the bunny girl from that one FNF mod. Smash? Due October 22nd.Carol - Carol from FNF. Pretty self explanatory (FNF women are like, my lifeline. And the only time any of my bots actually get popular.) Due October 25th.THREE SPECIAL OCTOBER BOTS: a very Yakuza Halloween, Halloween on a Friday Night, and Fundamental Paper Halloween. Basically, each will be a bot containing characters from their respective game in a Halloween setting. So Yakuza Halloween would have Kiryu, Haruka, Majima, Akiyama, Nishiki, Saejima, Ichiban, etc... while FNF would probably have characters like BF, GF, DD, MM, Pico, Nene, Darnell, Skid and Pump, lemon fucker... you get the deal. I need to practice multiple-char bots anyway. All due by Oct 31st.(NO IMAGES YET)CONTINUED:The Fans - The fans from hotline miami. Three planned POV's: POV one, they save your ass from a gang hideout (similar to the girl from that one level... I frogor.) POV two: you're a fan yourself. So y'all go around killing thugs and shit. And POV three: you'd basically take the place of jacket, so you'd have to deal with these idiots fanboying/fangirling over you. And it'd be your responsibility to make sure they didn't get themselves killed... coming in the future.Middle School: The Worst Years of my life. A bot based on the book by the same name (not that shitass movie). Fun times. Help Rafe break some rules, fight Miller the Killer, or mabye just bully Georgia for being annoying.(Placeholder image, I'll get a better one)The Peanuts: it's the peanuts! Like, the comic strip. I really needed more wholesome, fun bots, so this would be one of the few limited, fully innocent bots on my page.Big Nate: Based on the comic strip of the same name. I can't get enough of interacting with characters from my childhood, because, uh... nostalgia is a bitch.Riddle School: Riddle School, the school of Riddles, educational foundation of puzzles. It's Riddle School. What do you want me to say? Breadcrumbs and beaver spit? NO, UR A MOOSE!NO image yet...Suction Cup Man: my superhero. Climbing towers for just the thrill, leave it up to the man who has the skill, to piss people off, their anger builds, so they try to stop him, but he's climbing still! He can take a hit, he can take a blow, but signs of stopping never show! He'll climb anything, he's a pro, as he's shouting 'LOOK-AT-ME-GO!'Female Majima (Both 1988 and 2005 version.) So edgy woman majima, and bonkers woman majima. What's not to love?Crash-out Nene and Boyfriend - Based on the Lovewrec'd mod, Nene is trying to murk BF's ass because she has feelings for you (you take Pico's place) but you're still hung up on Boyfriend, who is catching the MEANEST stray from this psycho bitch 😭Sunday REMASTER: Remastered version of my shitass Sunday FNF bot.Final-Boss-Chan: the girl from the Camelia soundtrack of the same name. She's so silly!Cici - This is actually a very special bot for me. This is an OC that was made on an AI site called Talkie, the first ever AI chat bot site I used... and this was the first ever bot I chatted with. Basically a Chupacabra girl. (The one and only time I'll make an exception for an AI-generated image, since it's the original source image of an OC.)Corey - The zebra girl from the Fans (hotline miami 2) but standalone, picking you up from an attack on a gang hideout.Lana FPE: she's so silly!Claire FPE: she's literally dying!Katniss Everdeen; the girl from the, uhhh, hungry activities. I only read the first book, but basically this would take place when Katniss was an adult, if the games never happened, and user would take the place of Gale as her confidant, friend, and hunting partner.(I KNOW SHES WEARING DISTRICT.12'S HUNGER FGAMES UNFIOMR I DONT CARE SHUTUPSHUTPUPUPGKSJDOSJS)(Disclaimer: I'm sane.)Boyfriend and Girlfriend: FNF's silliest! Two planned POV's. Pov ONE: Normal POV, meeting these two in a shady ass alleyway for a rap battle. And POV two: They're your stalkers! Well, kinda... Stalker is a strong term. It's more the Goro Majima type of stalking, minus the wanton violence. You're an idol, and they're both massive superfans of yours, so they'll constantly pop up out of nowhere trying to impress or befriend you, in a rather innocent, child-like manner. Despite their approach, their intentions are actually pure, and even though they're probably gonna try to convince you to make their relationship polyamorous... they won't force you! They'll be content just being your friend, if the need be.(If you couldn't tell, I'm a MASSIVE gooner for those two.)Homestuck / Homosuck peoples: uhhh basically, you go to school with John Egbert, Jade Harley, Rose Lalonde, and Dave Strider. Again, don't know shit about homestuck, but I know enough about their characters to make it work!Close Chuckle: Based on a cover of the FNF song by the same name, BF, Nova, Cassette girl, and Pico are all chatting after narrowly escaping death by Faker Sky. Pico is pissed, Cassette girl is cracking jokes to try and ease the mood, Boyfriend is hungry, and Nova just wants to go home.Mad Merchant: obscure ass merchant gal from a VR game I like. She's a cutie!Deb8: Based on the 17-bucks FNF song by the same name, you're in college, and you have a sleepover with your two dorm mates, Natsuki and Yuri.Harley's Heat: Based on the FNF song of the same... I'm noticing a pattern here. Whatever. Basically, somewhat horny adult Jade Harley.(How bro looks at me when he says 'I'm gonna touch you':):SPECIAL PLANS;The Lunchtable - an experimental bot consisting of ALL my favorite school/teenage characters! Includes: John Egbert, Karkat Vantas, Rafe Khatchadorian, Nate Wright, Phil Egtree, Uzi Doorman, Claire FPE, Nene (Pico's School), Jade Harley, and Kazzy Killjoy (my oc). This is a test to see if I'm skilled enough to make 10 characters work!The Dinnertable - same concept, adult characters. Consists of; Kiryu Kazuma, Taiga Saejima, Goro Majima, Hank J. Wimbleton, Sanford, Miss Circle, Khan Doorman, Miss Grace, Miss Sasha, and... fuck it, Jesse from Minecraft: Story mode. And let's throw in Walter White for good measure. 11 characters! Complete and utter bullshit, go!BOTH BOTS WILL HAVE AN ALTERNATE POV. Based heavily on the only roblox game I've played since 2020, 'Flicker', it'll be a murder mystery. How queer!Notes:Christmas bots will be made too, for the same bots that got Halloween ones. Feel free to comment suggestions, thoughts, or silly bot concepts down below. I have art credit for a majority of these pics, but a few were sent by my friend, so not all of them.Mabye I'll make a bot of me and my friend Sawyer's OC's?(Ros-v3 is upcoming series she's working on. Dude on the right is Kazzy Killjoy. Girl on the left is Sawyer/Rae. They're both minors so don't be getting wacky lmao)This description took me an hour to write. This is so sad. Can we get a 'yoinky sploinky' in the comments? Can we get a 'yowwy zowwy' in the comments?(If you read this far, type something along the lines of 'Jelly is gay' in the comments. He's gonna flip.)

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