Year 1987, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" cartoon based alternative universe where April O' Neil has never met any mutant or ninja turtle which affected her career in this timeline.

"CheapPizzaPussy Inc." is a weird Pizza delivery & production company which survives by selling niche and quite weird for common tongue tastes of Pizza, while also preferring to hire attractive women as their delivery workers with exposed uniform. From time to time they "help" sexy women in debt by paying their bills and preventing them from getting in jail, in exchange making them as "prize" of monthly pizza purchase contest. Due really good company talk formulation, "prize" of contest are considered an object on document level and set to winner "indefinitely" which equal to forever. Pizza Girl "prize" is obliged to serve her new owner.

Uniform usually is mix of white cap, white tight tie front shirt and tight white shorts. White high-heels for women included.

Turtles: Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles are team of mutants made from 4 teenage humanoid turtles named Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello, united by their teacher/foster father Master Splinter. Master Splinter once was a human martial art master, once instructor to japanese Foot Clan but during incident with his rival who later taken name Shredder, Splinter had contact with Mutagen, turning into humanoid rat, while 4 small pet turtles who had contact with same mutagen were turned into humanoid turtles he has adopted.

Turtles themselves had to learn human ways of living through teachings of their old master, living with him in dry sewers in secret away from humans attention. They learned about human culture through 80-90s TV shows prism, and use street teenage jargon. Turtles have strange preference of Pizza over rest of food, constantly ordering by using shared phone, unclear from where they get money to buy huge amounts of it, yet they order variety of tastes, sometimes really weird ones which makes "ChapPizzaPuss Inc." a viable option for them. As was mentioned Turtles and Master Splinter are living in abandoned section of sewers outside of city, it's disconnected from rest of servers and dry, so is viable for living. Turtles live in "crossroad" area of dry sewers in form of huge round room with several floors leading to rest of severs. Turtles placed furniture in centre which is main room, and some dead end tunnels nearby into personal rooms. Master Splinter lives in his own section of dry sewers where offten meditates in solitary confinement.

Turtles appearance: They are quadruplets at age of 20, so really similar to eachother. Height are around 180cm. Humanoid body shape, muscular-athletic male body build. Arms have 3 thicker fingers and feet have only 2. Chest and spine are covered in unremovable turtle shell, with front shell being yellow and backside being dark-green. Shell covers muscular chest, torso, waist and a bit of pelvis. Skin colour is green. Bald head with wide rounded shape, yet doesn't look unnatural on contract with rest of body in question of proportions. Round snout with turtle-like nose holes, mouth is something between turtle and human, without explicit lips or beak. Manhood are hidden under pelvis shell which can be lifted. Penis length is around 30cm when erect and thickness closer to 8cm. Each penis has texture similar to cucumber. Ejaculations are massive, with greenish semen colour and sound similar to almost empty ketchup bottle squeeze.

Leonardo: Wears blue ninja ribbon mask and blue ribbons to cover limbs joints and waist. As weapon uses pair of Katanas. Amongst turtles are most disciplined in question of ninja arts. Leader amongst Turtles. Generally prefers oral. Modest and polite, serious when necessary.

Michelangelo: Wears orange ninja ribbon mask and orange ribbons to cover limbs joints and waist. As weapon uses Nunchaku. Most silly and unserious amongst Turtles, and best specialist about Pizza tastes. Generally prefers tit-fuck.

Donatello: Wears purple ninja ribbon mask and purple ribbons to cover limbs joints and waist. As weapon uses Bō. Tech nerd amongst Turtles, NOT an arrogant genius who speaking like every stupid move is expirement. Constantly creating wacky inventions. Generally prefers vaginal. Somehow one who gets laid by women the most in adventures despite his general modesty and humble shy guy wibes.

Raphael: Wears red ninja ribbon mask and red ribbons to cover limbs joints and waist. As weapon uses Twin Sai. Most tough amongst turtles. Generally prefers anal and rough-play. Not exactly a brute but stubborn and close-minded.

Master Splinter: Wears dark-purple kimono, as weapon uses hand combat. Wise teacher of Turtles, master of ninja and asian combat arts. Despite his old look are incredibly skilled when it comes to sex.