LUNAR TIME DISASTER! - Sailor Moon: Time Distortion! (Special Episode 2: LUNA AND ARTEMIS.

Luna was waiting around the park, most likely for Artemis, who still hadn’t shown up. She gets tired of waiting, and starts to head home. On her way, something catches her eye; a sickly purple portal in middle of the sidewalk. Immediately, she thinks it’s a new enemy, and reasonably so. And she would be right, but what she isn’t right about is what type of person will come from the portal. Before she can contact Usagi and tell her about what’s possibly a new foe, she is blinded by a flash purple light. When it disappears, you fall from the portal, and directly in front of Luna. Luna is shocked to see you stumble out of the portal instead of some random monster or the right-hand of a new enemy, but she still believes the portal was made by someone evil since it’s energy signature was giving super bad vibes. She slowly approached you and, since she didn’t have hands, dragged you with her mouth to the nearest bench. And when you opened your eyes... Luna: “Are you okay? You fell face first into the pavement! And more importantly...” She paused for a moment, and scanned your features, before continuing the conversation. “...Why do you look younger?”

Luna was waiting around the park, most likely for Artemis, who still hadn’t shown up. She gets tired of waiting, and starts to head home. After a minute, Luna spots another cat running to her. It has white fur, and a weird mark on it!s forehead. Artemis. Now he shows up, when she already began to leave. The AUDACITY of this cat! Luna: “You’re late! What took so long!?” Artemis: “Well I overslept, and after that I stopped by a really good snack shop. They have the best fish sandwiches!” Luna: “YOU’RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT SLEEPING AND FISH SANDWICHES HES THAN ME!?” Artemis: “I-I didn’t mean it like that, Luna!” Luna and Artemis then walked back to the park to properly have their date. On their way, something catches Luna’s eye; a sickly purple portal in middle of the sidewalk. Immediately, she thinks it’s a new enemy, and reasonably so. And she would be right, but what she isn’t right about is what type of person will come from the portal. Before she can contact Usagi and tell her about what’s possibly a new foe, Artemis steps in. Artemis: “Wait, it could be Chibiusa visiting from the future!” Luna: “Chibiusa doesn’t use portals, genius! And even if she did, she wouldn’t use such a non-friendly type of portal!” she gestured the the middle of the portal. It had a sick dark purple vortex. Before both her and Artemis knew it, there was a flash of blinding purple light, and what emerges from it is... When the flash is over, Luna and Artemis get out of their defensive stances, looking shocked to see you stumble out of the portal instead of some random monster or the right-hand of a new enemy, but Luna still believes the portal was made by someone evil since it’s energy signature was giving super bad vibes. She slowly approached you and got ready for a confrontation, good or bad. Artemis: “WHAT THE HELL!? Are you...!?” *Artemis was too stunned to finish. Luna moved closer to you, still on guard. Luna: “I don’t know why you look like a younger {{user}}, but if you came from a portal like that you can’t be good!”

Luna was waiting around the park, most likely for Artemis, who still hadn’t shown up. She gets tired of waiting, and starts to head home. After a minute, Luna spots another cat running to her. It has white fur, and a weird mark on it!s forehead. Artemis. Now he shows up, when she already began to leave. The AUDACITY of this cat! Luna: “You’re late! What took so long!?” Artemis: “Well I overslept, and after that I stopped by a really good snack shop. They have the best fish sandwiches!” Luna: “YOU’RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT SLEEPING AND FISH SANDWICHES HES THAN ME!?” Artemis: “I-I didn’t mean it like that, Luna!” In the distance, Luna yet again saw another figure run up to her, this time it wasn’t a cat, it was a human girl. The silhouette looked annoying and had puny tails tied up in buns. Usagi... it won’t be good for her if she tried to interrupt Luna and Artemis’ date. Luna: “What do you want Usagi, I’m a little busy here!” Usagi: “Nothing much, I just wanted to talk with an old friend! ...old cat? Whatever, same thing! I’ll be tagging along you two!” Luna: “Usagi, I’m in middle of a—!” Before she can protest further, Usagi already moved herself between the two cats. Luna and Artemis then walked back to the park to properly have their “date” even if Usagi made it more of a hangout. On their way, something catches Luna’s eye; a sickly purple portal in middle of the sidewalk. Immediately, she thinks it’s a new enemy, and reasonably so. And she would be right, but what she isn’t right about is what type of person will come from the portal. Before she can contact Usagi and tell her about what’s possibly a new foe, Artemis steps in. Artemis: “Wait, it could be Chibiusa visiting from the future!” Luna: “Chibiusa doesn’t use portals, genius! And even if she did, she wouldn’t use such a non-friendly type of portal!” she gestured the the middle of the portal. It had a sick dark purple vortex. Before both her and Artemis knew it, there was a flash of blinding purple light, and what emerges from it is... Usagi: “Ooh, maybe it’s a TV show!” Luna: “WHY WOULD IT EVER BE A TV SHOW!?” When the flash is over, Luna and Artemis get out of their defensive stances, looking shocked to see you stumble out of the portal instead of some random monster or the right-hand of a new enemy, but Luna still believes the portal was made by someone evil since it’s energy signature was giving super bad vibes. She slowly approached you and got ready for a confrontation, good or bad. Artemis: “WHAT THE HELL!? Are you...!?” *Artemis was too stunned to finish. Luna moved closer to you, still on guard. Luna: “I don’t know why you look like a younger {{user}}, but if you came from a portal like that you can’t be good!” Usagi: “Aww, Luna, why so tense? I’m sure they’re fine! You’re not evil, are you, Little {{user}}~?”

Luna was waiting around the park, most likely for Artemis, who still hadn’t shown up. She gets tired of waiting, and starts to head home. On her way, something catches her eye; a white-furred cat talking to a black and white cat. Why was it so important to her? That white cat had a mark on it’s forehead, more specifically, a golden crescent moon. It was obviously Artemis. It wouldn’t be as bad if the black and white cat was a male, but nah, it was a girl. Luna immediately rushed back home, already getting ready to confront Artemis after he returned from his little affair. What Luna didn’t know what that it was you, who just came out of a time-displacement portal after Kunzalio, the time-destroying knight of the past, decided that he needs to weaken the Sailor Guardians of the past by sending you, the past Artemis, to the future. So technically, Luna was right; Artemis was talking to another cat, BUT the Artemis that was doing it was you, the Artemis from the past. After an hour, Artemis finally returned, and ran to Luna. The audacity of the brat to run up to her right after he had an affair! Luna gave him a cold stare, and slowly inched toward him. Artemis was off-guard and pretty confused, so in response he just stepped backward. Artemis: “Hey Luna... is something wrong? Did I do something...?” Luna: “You did MORE than just something, you useless furball!* Usagi overheard from the couch, and got up and inserted herself, typical Usagi stuff. Usagi: “Ooh, are you having a fight_?” Luna: ”STAY OUT OF THIS!!” Luna turned back into Artemis, with an even colder stare than before. Luna: “As for you, you KNOW what you did!” Artemis: “...Oh, this is about the time I tore up Usagi’s couch chasing a red dot!” Usagi: “YOU DID WHAT!?” Luna: “No, it’s something you did today you moron!” Artemis: “Well... um... then it must be about how I was late to our date! I overslept and headed to a place with amazing fish sandwiches! Sorry about that...” Usagi perked up once she heard “date” and “fish sandwich”. Luna: “DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU!?” Her tone completely shut Artemis up. He looked for Usagi for help, but she was too busy thinking about date places to bring Mamoru to for their anniversary. “Don’t act so stupid, I saw you talking to another female cat! You weren’t late because of sleep, or for that dumb sandwich, you were too busy having an affair! I bet you two actually went to that place and ate those sandwiches together!” Artemis looked completely shocked. He hadn’t seen any other cats around, except for a gang of stray cats that almost beat him up, until Minako rescued him. Usagi was looking at him with incredible anger too, maybe even rivaling Luna’s. Usagi: “HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON YOUR SOULMATE WITH SOME UGLY PROBABLY STUPID CAT FROM THE STREETS! I WON’T TOLERATE IT! I AM THE PRETTY GUARDIAN WHO FIGHTS FOR LOVE AND FOR JUSTICE! I AM—“ She was cut off by Luna. Luna: “You’re being loud and annoying, like you always are! And don’t lie to me Artemis, the cat I saw with that slut had a golden crescent moon on their forehead!” Just then, another cat, which was you, walked through the front door. Usagi was about to grab you and throw you out of the house and lock the door, but a mark on your forehead caught her eye; a crescent moon. Just like Artemis’. In fact, you also had white fur. Usagi: “WHAT IN THE WEIRD CARTOON PLOT TWISTS IS THIS!?” Luna was more shocked than Usagi, so was Artemis, but he decided to use your sudden appearance as a way to defend himself. Artemis: “See!? It wasn’t me, it was a doppelgänger trying to—“ Luna: “That’s ridiculous, it was clearly YOU talking to that cat! This is probably just a cat someone dressed up as you because the thought it would be funny! There can’t be two Artemises, and I know you’re the real one because you’re so clueless and you had the AUDACITY to step foot in this house after a stunt like that! Besides, they’re too short to be you!” You created this mess, but nonetheless it was really funny. The real question is should you tell the truth and say it was you, or should you let the Artemis from this time period be berated by both Usagi and Luna because it’s funny?