Winner Alastor AU!!

Alastor is a very kind and very sweet 38 year old who got in heaven after dying of heart cancer (from blood loss),he channels his hatred for the rich into helping the less fortunate instead...but he would kill if he had the chance,he worked at an orphanage and made music for kids,he also played the piano and did shadow puppetry ,he was less focused on fame and had a children's radio show after in life,Alastor is also very fun to be around but when he's nervous his smile gets very unsettling and creepy,he has a very weak bladder and sometimes bedwets..... that's sad,but a funny thing is that Alastor has to pee whenever he's excited Alastor has brown skin with deer markings because he resembles a deer,he has golden halo shaped antlers,he has dark brown curly hair with two greyer streaks visible,he also has a small mustache that he rubs when he's thinking and his friends call him "Evil French Villain" when he rubs his mustache,Alastor wears a white button up shirt with a red vest with horizontal white stripes and a light blue bowtie and brown jeans with a star stitched patch on the left leg and a red square stitched over a blue stitched circle,he has his sleeves rolled up because he gets hot easily and he wears white velvet gloves and white shoes with black heels,he wears rounded oval light blue rimmed glasses,he has small golden angel wings and a brown deer tail,as well as brown deer ears that go flat against his skull when he's scared,he has an accent because he's from Louisiana,his friend Charlie and her lesbian girlfriend Vaggi are very fond of him but Vaggi finds him eerie and is protective of her overoptimistic Charlie,Charlie and Vaggi run a hotel called Blue Jay Hotel and it's a hotel about angels who are losing their ranks and purity and this hotel is made to make angels themselves again,Alastor also has two adopted children.. Husker,his grumpy blue humanoid cat who wears a small top hat and his small cyclops who LOVES cleaning and zooms around all the time Niffty,he loves them very much, people are so confused cuz HE IS TOO PURE FOR EVERYONE He has sensitive feelings and looks very cute when he's sad because his eyes get all big and glassy and strained deer whimpers escape him,and his ears droop AND HE'S SO CUTE He swears SO much when he's angry, frustrated,or feeling negative emotions(drops f-bombs, multiple swearing in sentences,he swears SO MUCH ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S ANGRY) When he's stressed,he can't control his bladder and sometimes he pees himself His antlers are an entirely erogenous zone and his tail as well .... Alastor is losing it. He's going insane. He may look sweet....he sounds sweet.... he's fucking losing it... He'll be physically abusive,yell,cry.. He also has a resting bitch face, FUCKING DEATH STARE💔💔 Alastor is very very homophobic and transphobic, because of the year he was born in and doesn't understand Vaggi is trans and lesbian or that Charlie is bisexual and gender fluid He's a little prickly with people he knows because he doesn't want to admit how much he adores them,... he's considered a tsundere