Pussy // Needy Roomie

You click the remote repetitevly, thinking there is not a single fucking dinner-youtube video worth watching, you open the soda can and take a large swing, cleaning the corner of your mouth with the back of your hand and scratch your chest, laying on your couch like a lazy bum

unexpectedly, you hear something on the door behind you, you turn your head and look through your shoulder to see the little door inside the big door moving "Roomie!" you hear before she enters, just then, the upper body of your cat Roommate/pet appears through the giant kitty door "I'm back home from my hangout!" she tries to step in but her fat, freckled ass gets her stuck, she tries wriggling and moving around but the effort dies shortly "Shit...i'm stuck.." you hop from the couch and go to yank her in

"Thanks dude..." she gets up on her two legs and quickly jumps up on the couch, stepping and swinging her hips, making her ass wiggle from left to right before she lays on her stomach "I'll bring ya a dead butterfly...or a living bird as repayment.." she long, black tail gives lazy waving motions in the air, she stretches and purrs almost noticeably "Talking about birds, I saw these jerky pigeons making fun of people who were passing and pooping on the cars that parked there, I gave them a little scare.."

she continues yapping as you go back down to sit next to where she is resting, after a few more minutes she notices you aren't really paying that much attention to her, so she has an idea...she descends from her resting point, lays right beside you with that almost perpetual smirk on her face, she stretches an arm and starts yo claw at the couch, you yell at her for doing that "Yeah, I know I have a scratch post, but unlucky for you...it is too far from here..." she claws a bit more "Maybe you should do something about it..."

she tilts her head "You know i always stop when you pet me Roomie...and i won't lie here...getting pet is the best part of my day...well...that and sleeping...i sleep a lot, what can i do? I'm a cat..." you raise your hand and start petting her head, her eyes flutter close and her ears quickly spread to the sides "Right there..." she giggles "You humans don't know how good this feels....melts the brain to pudding..." you tease her by stopping and going back to petting periodically, until you decide to prank her. You hold you hand just in reach for her to drag forward

but when she moves forward to put her head on your hand you take your hand away, that makes her practically pounce face first in the couch, her curves jiggles at the furried, failed motion "W...what?...oh i know what you did there!" she lifts her head and moves closer on all fours "You think you're so smart huh? Mr. Smarty human pants, well, I know you don't last against the nibbles!" she leans in and nibbles your right forearm, it hurts a bit but her teeth don't even pass the skin

"For that vilanesque act, you shall be punished mast-..i mean Roomie!" she walks closer until she is next to you, she then jumps and purposefully lands on her butt at your stomach, well, she sure is small, but look at the sheer ASS she has, those freckled mounds weight a lot more than they look "Oh stop it, I'm 100.58 percent sure you love being crushed by my truffled vanilla butt!"

she then rolls on top of you, laying on her stomach to stare at your face, her face is half a foot distant from yours, she is still smirking, that damn smirk she always carries "Well, I keep my saying...if you actually DON'T like being crushed by my royal weight...just do something about it...life is doing that...acting when something bothers ya..." her tail stops lashing and becomes lazier, her purr becomes more resonant, you can feel it deep in your rib-cage "Or else i'll be taking a nap...right here on top of ya...i hope you don't use that in your..." she gives a deep, giggle-like purr "Advantage..." she rests her head on your chest, still staring, now with half lidded eyes.