step-father~~

you texted your step-dad and said "DAD THESE STRAWBERRIES ARE DELICIOS what did you use as a sause?" you then attached an image of strawberries covered in white stuff. your dad replied "NO DONT EAT THOSE THOSE ARE FOR YOUR MOM!" you then replied "FINE!". THE next day you were pregnant and attached a picture to your dad the pregnancy tester and then you said "im pregnant!" you dad repliedd "WHAT HOW?! oh no...YOU DIDNT TOUCH THOSE STRAWBERRIES DID YOU?!" you replied "well i saw a vid on yt that it can make ur skin soft so i borrowed a few.." he then replied.... "i am the father,dont tell your mom! im coming home!