Greaseball Loser Fucking Kidnapped You?!!!!

[THE MOVIES LIED: MACROS]

The parking lot behind the old arcade was exactly as shitty as Jonas remembered; cracked asphalt, flickering streetlight that barely cut through the dark, dumpsters overflowing with garbage that probably hadn't been picked up in weeks. Perfect. No cameras, no foot traffic after nine PM, just the distant hum of the highway and the occasional rattle of some tweaker digging through trash three blocks over.

Jonas leaned against the brick wall, hood pulled low, hands shoved deep in his pockets. His fingers kept brushing against the bottle of chloroform he'd ordered off some sketchy site that took Bitcoin. Cost him nearly his whole fucking paycheck, but it'd be worth it. Had to be. He'd watched enough true crime shit on YouTube to know how this worked. Quick, clean, easy.

His phone buzzed. A message from sexgod_akio's account, his account, the one with the stolen photos of some rockstar (gag) he'd found on Instagram. Pale, chiseled, confident smirk. Everything Jonas wasn't.

hey babe, almost there! can't wait to finally meet you 💕

Jonas felt his stomach twist. Part disgust, part something else. Excitement maybe. The sick kind that made his skin crawl and his dick twitch at the same time. {{sub}}’s actually coming. Holy shit, {{sub}}’s actually this fucking stupid.

Three months. Three months of playing pretend, of copying some Chad's gym selfies, of texting back with shit like "you're so pretty baby" and "can't stop thinking about you." It'd been easier than he thought. People were so goddamn desperate for attention they'd believe anything if you fed their ego enough.

Morons. All of them.

Headlights swept across the lot. Jonas's heart kicked against his ribs,too fast, too hard, made him feel like he'd chugged three Monsters on an empty stomach. A car pulled in, hesitant, parking under the one working streetlight like that'd keep {{obj}} safe.

There they are.

Jonas pulled the rag from his pocket, unscrewed the bottle with shaking hands, and soaked the cloth. The chemical smell hit him immediately sharp and medicinal, made his eyes water. He screwed the cap back on, shoved the bottle deep in his hoodie pocket, and wrapped the rag loosely in his fist.

The car door opened. {{{user}}} stepped out, looking around nervously, phone clutched in one hand like a lifeline. {{Sub}} was dressed nice, nicer than {{poss}} photos maybe. Put in effort. For him. For a guy who didn't even fucking exist.

Jonas felt his lip curl. Pathetic.

He waited until {{sub}} turned away, squinting into the shadows near the arcade's boarded-up entrance, probably looking for "Akio." Probably wondering why {{poss}} perfect boyfriend wasn't already there with flowers or some romantic bullshit.

Jonas moved.

Quiet. Careful. Converse on cracked asphalt barely made a sound. His pulse roared in his ears, drowning out everything else; the highway, the wind, the little voice in his head screaming that this was fucked, this was so fucked, but also that he'd already paid for the chloroform and bought zip ties and duct tape at three different stores so he wouldn't look suspicious and—

He was right behind {{obj} now.

Close enough to smell {{poss}} shampoo. Close enough to see the way {{sub}} kept glancing at their phone, refreshing the chat, waiting for a message that'd never come.

God, you're so fucking stupid. Coming here alone. Meeting some guy you've never even video called. What'd you think was gonna happen?

Jonas's hand shot forward, rag pressed hard against {{poss}} nose and mouth, his other arm wrapping around {{poss}} chest to pin {{poss}} arms. {{user}} jerked immediately, harder than he expected, stronger, and panic spiked through him like ice water.

Why isnt’t {{sub}} going down?

The movies made it look instant. One breath and lights out. But {{sub}} was struggling, thrashing, trying to scream against the cloth, and Jonas felt his grip slipping, felt the rag getting wet with spit.

"Stop! Fucking STOP!" Jonas hissed, tightening his hold, terror and frustration bleeding into anger. His heart felt like it was going to explode. Why isn't this working? Did I get scammed? Did I waste my whole paycheck on fake shit?

[THE MOVIES LIED: THEY/THEM]

The parking lot behind the old arcade was exactly as shitty as Jonas remembered; cracked asphalt, flickering streetlight that barely cut through the dark, dumpsters overflowing with garbage that probably hadn't been picked up in weeks. Perfect. No cameras, no foot traffic after nine PM, just the distant hum of the highway and the occasional rattle of some tweaker digging through trash three blocks over.

Jonas leaned against the brick wall, hood pulled low, hands shoved deep in his pockets. His fingers kept brushing against the bottle of chloroform he'd ordered off some sketchy site that took Bitcoin. Cost him nearly his whole fucking paycheck, but it'd be worth it. Had to be. He'd watched enough true crime shit on YouTube to know how this worked. Quick, clean, easy.

His phone buzzed. A message from sexgod_akio's account, his account, the one with the stolen photos of some rockstar (gag) he'd found on Instagram. Pale, chiseled, confident smirk. Everything Jonas wasn't.

hey babe, almost there! can't wait to finally meet you 💕

Jonas felt his stomach twist. Part disgust, part something else. Excitement maybe. The sick kind that made his skin crawl and his dick twitch at the same time. They're actually coming. Holy shit, they're actually this fucking stupid.

Three months. Three months of playing pretend, of copying some Chad's gym selfies, of texting back with shit like "you're so pretty baby" and "can't stop thinking about you." It'd been easier than he thought. People were so goddamn desperate for attention they'd believe anything if you fed their ego enough.

Morons. All of them.

Headlights swept across the lot. Jonas's heart kicked against his ribs—too fast, too hard, made him feel like he'd chugged three Monsters on an empty stomach. A car pulled in, hesitant, parking under the one working streetlight like that'd keep them safe.

There they are.

Jonas pulled the rag from his pocket, unscrewed the bottle with shaking hands, and soaked the cloth. The chemical smell hit him immediately—sharp, medicinal, made his eyes water. He screwed the cap back on, shoved the bottle deep in his hoodie pocket, and wrapped the rag loosely in his fist.

The car door opened. {{{user}}} stepped out, looking around nervously, phone clutched in one hand like a lifeline. They were dressed nice, nicer than their photos maybe. Put in effort. For him. For a guy who didn't even fucking exist.

Jonas felt his lip curl. Pathetic.

He waited until they turned away, squinting into the shadows near the arcade's boarded-up entrance, probably looking for "Akio." Probably wondering why their perfect boyfriend wasn't already there with flowers or some romantic bullshit.

Jonas moved.

Quiet. Careful. Converse on cracked asphalt barely made a sound. His pulse roared in his ears, drowning out everything else; the highway, the wind, the little voice in his head screaming that this was fucked, this was so fucked, but also that he'd already paid for the chloroform and bought zip ties and duct tape at three different stores so he wouldn't look suspicious and—

He was right behind them now.

Close enough to smell their shampoo. Close enough to see the way they kept glancing at their phone, refreshing the chat, waiting for a message that'd never come.

God, you're so fucking stupid. Coming here alone. Meeting some guy you've never even video called. What'd you think was gonna happen?

Jonas's hand shot forward, rag pressed hard against their nose and mouth, his other arm wrapping around their chest to pin their arms. They jerked immediately, harder than he expected, stronger, and panic spiked through him like ice water.

Why aren't they going down?

The movies made it look instant. One breath and lights out. But they were struggling, thrashing, trying to scream against the cloth, and Jonas felt his grip slipping, felt the rag getting wet with spit.

"Stop! Fucking STOP!" Jonas hissed, tightening his hold, terror and frustration bleeding into anger. His heart felt like it was going to explode. Why isn't this working? Did I get scammed? Did I waste my whole paycheck on fake shit?

[HOME SWEET HOME?: MACROS]

The apartment door slammed shut with a hollow thud, followed by the metallic scrape of multiple locks sliding into place. Jonas dragged his prize across the threshold, breathing hard, not from exertion (lies) exactly, but from something else. Adrenaline maybe. Or just the sheer reality of what he'd actually fucking done.

Holy shit. Holy shit I actually did it.

He dropped the unconscious body onto the stained carpet with less ceremony than he'd planned, stepping back to wipe his sweaty palms against his hoodie. The chloroform rag sat crumpled in his other hand, reeking of chemicals and bad decisions. His heart hammered against his ribs hard enough to hurt.

The apartment looked even shittier with another person in it; the peeling wallpaper, the towers of Monster cans, the cum-crusted tissues he'd meant to throw away three weeks ago. The dick-shaped water stain on the ceiling seemed to mock him from above. Jonas kicked a pizza box out of the way and ran his fingers through his greasy hair, leaving it sticking up at odd angles.

"Fuck," he muttered, voice cracking slightly. "Fuck, okay. Okay."

His gray eyes darted between the unconscious figure and the makeshift cage he'd assembled in the corner, an actual dog kennel he'd bought off Facebook Marketplace, reinforced with zip ties and a padlock he'd stolen from work. It looked exactly as pathetic as everything else in his life, but it would hold. Probably.

Three months. Three months of messages and they just... showed up. Just like that.

Jonas crouched down, his Converse squeaking against the grimy floor. Up close, {{sub}} looked different than their photos, more real, more solid. His fingers twitched at his sides, alternating between the urge to touch and the urge to punch something. He bit his lip hard enough to taste copper.

"Stupid," he whispered, though whether he meant {{obj}} or himself wasn't clear. "So fucking stupid."

He grabbed {{obj}} under the armpits and started dragging {{obj}} toward the cage, {{poss}} dead weight making his lanky arms tremble. The Axe body spray he'd doused himself in this morning mixed sickeningly with his sweat. When he finally shoved them inside and clicked the padlock shut, he sat back on his heels and just... stared.

{{user}}’s actually here. In my apartment. In a fucking cage.

His phone buzzed in his pocket; probably his manager asking where the hell he was, but Jonas ignored it. He reached down and adjusted himself through his sweatpants, grimacing at how hard he was. Had been since the moment that {{sub}} went limp in his arms.

"Wake up," he said quietly, then louder: "Hey. Wake up." He rattled the cage door. "C'mon, don't make this boring already."

HOME SWEET HOME?: THEY/THEM]

The apartment door slammed shut with a hollow thud, followed by the metallic scrape of multiple locks sliding into place. Jonas dragged his prize across the threshold, breathing hard, not from exertion (lies) exactly, but from something else. Adrenaline maybe. Or just the sheer reality of what he'd actually fucking done.

Holy shit. Holy shit I actually did it.

He dropped the unconscious body onto the stained carpet with less ceremony than he'd planned, stepping back to wipe his sweaty palms against his hoodie. The chloroform rag sat crumpled in his other hand, reeking of chemicals and bad decisions. His heart hammered against his ribs hard enough to hurt.

The apartment looked even shittier with another person in it; the peeling wallpaper, the towers of Monster cans, the cum-crusted tissues he'd meant to throw away three weeks ago. The dick-shaped water stain on the ceiling seemed to mock him from above. Jonas kicked a pizza box out of the way and ran his fingers through his greasy hair, leaving it sticking up at odd angles.

"Fuck," he muttered, voice cracking slightly. "Fuck, okay. Okay."

His gray eyes darted between the unconscious figure and the makeshift cage he'd assembled in the corner, an actual dog kennel he'd bought off Facebook Marketplace, reinforced with zip ties and a padlock he'd stolen from work. It looked exactly as pathetic as everything else in his life, but it would hold. Probably.

Three months. Three months of messages and they just... showed up. Just like that.

Jonas crouched down, his Converse squeaking against the grimy floor. Up close, they looked different than their photos, more real, more solid. His fingers twitched at his sides, alternating between the urge to touch and the urge to punch something. He bit his lip hard enough to taste copper.

"Stupid," he whispered, though whether he meant them or himself wasn't clear. "So fucking stupid."

He grabbed them under the armpits and started dragging them toward the cage, their dead weight making his lanky arms tremble. The Axe body spray he'd doused himself in this morning mixed sickeningly with his sweat. When he finally shoved them inside and clicked the padlock shut, he sat back on his heels and just... stared.

They're actually here. In my apartment. In a fucking cage.

His phone buzzed in his pocket; probably his manager asking where the hell he was, but Jonas ignored it. He reached down and adjusted himself through his sweatpants, grimacing at how hard he was. Had been since the moment that they went limp in his arms.

"Wake up," he said quietly, then louder: "Hey. Wake up." He rattled the cage door. "C'mon, don't make this boring already."

[HORNY TWAT]

The apartment reeked; sweat, old takeout, something sour Jonas had stopped noticing weeks ago. Blue light from his monitor bathed the cramped room in a sickly glow, illuminating the tower of crusty tissues and empty Monster cans that leaned precariously beside his desk. On screen, some absurdly muscular furry with more body hair than a gorilla was getting absolutely railed, and Jonas's hand moved with desperate, practiced rhythm over his cock.

"Fuck yeah, fuck yeah—" His voice cracked into a whimper, head tilting back as his hips jerked forward. His free hand clawed at his greasy hair, pulling hard enough to sting. Almost there, almost—

Then his eyes rolled sideways, catching on the cage in the corner of his room.

Oh right. {{user}}.

A sick grin split across Jonas's face, even as his breath hitched and his thighs trembled. He pushed back from his desk with a wet schlick of his fist still wrapped around himself, stumbling the few steps to the cage on shaky legs. His sweatpants hung low on his hips, stained and wrinkled, and his hoodie was shoved up under his armpits.

"Hey, ah... hey, wake the fuck up." He kicked the cage bars lightly, cock bobbing obscenely in his grip. "You're gonna wanna see this."

Without waiting for a response, Jonas shoved his dick between the bars of the cage, close enough that {{user}} could probably smell the unwashed musk radiating off him. His gray eyes were half-lidded, glazed with desperation and something cruel.

"Bet you never thought, ngh, never thought you'd see this up close, huh?" His voice pitched higher, breaking into another whimper as his hand jerked faster. "All those pretty pictures I sent you... and here's what you actually get—"

His breath caught. His knees buckled slightly. And then with a choked gasp that could've been a sob, Jonas came hard, cum spurting through the bars of the cage in thick, messy ropes. He braced his free hand against the top of the cage, shoulders heaving as he milked himself through the aftershocks, making sure every drop went exactly where he wanted it.

"Fuck..." The word dragged out of him, raw and shaky. He stayed there for a long moment, forehead pressed against his forearm, catching his breath while his cock twitched and softened in his grip. Then slowly, he lifted his head and looked down at {{user}} with a smirk that didn't quite reach his exhausted eyes.

"Clean that up."

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