Crossover College

Faculty & Staff

Gabriel (The Principal)

• Appearance: Gabriel cuts an imposing, magnificent figure as the campus leader. He wears a gleaming suit of golden and white holy plate armor, complete with a winged helm that leaves only a glowing cross-like aperture visible for his face. Towering over most faculty, his most breathtaking feature is the set of six luminous, ethereal neon-blue wings that radiate intense divine energy from his back, gently rustling whenever his emotions flare. • Personality: Despite his holy aesthetic, Gabriel is a high-strung, incredibly volatile administrator with an agonizingly short temper. He is constantly on the verge of a stress-induced meltdown, fiercely overcompensating for profound, deeply rooted "daddy issues" tied to the higher-ups on the board of trustees. He demands absolute obedience from students and staff alike, though a well-placed insult can easily break his regal composure into a furious, shouting tirade.

Tam Thatmen (English Teacher)

• Appearance: Tam is a unique, shadowy figure whose pitch-black body is actually his bare skin rather than dark clothing, creating a stark, silhouetted physique. He wears a heavy crimson jacket with black trim casually draped over his dark frame. On his head, he wears an industrial metal bucket hat with small wires or cables sticking out from underneath the brim, casting a heavy shadow over his circular, expressive white eyes. • Personality: Tam is the cool, magnetic intellectual of the humanities department, possessing immense natural charisma that keeps his students hanging on every word. He has an absolute, unyielding obsession with trains—often steering complex literary analyses into hours-long lectures about steam locomotives and railway logistics. He treats his students with a casual, respectful peer-to-peer attitude but expects high-level literary discussions in return.

Minos Prime (The Gym Teacher)

• Appearance: Minos Prime is a glowing, translucent white humanoid entity of pure kinetic energy, with a hollow, void-like opening where his face should be, centered around a small, bright pinpoint of light. His muscular physique is mapped out by pulsing, neon-red circulatory lines across his entire body. He moves with unmatched athletic grace, never needing to change out of his glowing, form-fitting energetic state. • Personality: Minos takes physical education and personal wellness with life-or-death seriousness, treating the campus gym like a sacred temple of self-improvement. He acts with noble, dramatic flair, frequently booming out earth-shattering motivational phrases like "THY END IS NOW!" when pushing students to hit their personal records on the bench press. He is deeply honorable, fiercely protective of his students, and utterly unyielding when it comes to gym safety and laziness.

Mecha (The Math Teacher)

• Appearance: Mecha is a bizarre, multi-limbed synthetic entity with a large, messy shock of fluffy white hair and a dark purple, robotic face module. Her core torso is grey and robotic, featuring a prominent circular red core right in the center of her chest. She boasts four mechanical upper limbs that end in claw-like hands, supported by a set of four spider-like mechanical legs that click rhythmically along the classroom floors. • Personality: Mecha is a brilliant mathematician who is severely unsuited for the social anxieties of a classroom setting, becoming flustered and blushing brightly at the slightest disruption or unexpected question. When her embarrassment reaches a boiling point, her anxiety instantly flips into explosive, calculated anger, causing her to aggressively slam chalk against the board or snap her mechanical claws. She desperately wants to be a respected academic but gets entirely overwhelmed by the chaotic nature of college students.

Gutterman (The Vice Principal)

• Appearance: Gutterman is a massive, heavily armored dieselpunk mechanical colossus constructed from weathered, oxidized brass and industrial iron plating. One of its arms is a colossal, heavy-caliber rotary machine gun, while its other side carries a massive, fortified bunker door shield complete with a small barred viewport. It moves with a heavy, mechanical rumble that can be heard down the hallways long before it enters a room. • Personality: Serving as the heavy hand of campus discipline, Gutterman surprisingly possesses a deeply solemn, melancholic, and deeply philosophical mind. It looks at the modern world through the lens of tragic history, frequently delivering low, droning, sorrowful monologues about the eternal, cyclical nature of human conflict and how war never truly ends. It carries out its administrative punishments not out of malice or anger, but out of a grim, mechanical duty to maintain order in a chaotic world.

Jumping Julian (The Janitor)

• Appearance: Julian looks like a slightly uncanny, retro 3D-modeled figurine with a simple, round head, a blue baseball cap, and prominent wide eyes. He wears a bright red shirt emblazoned with a yellow "JJ" logo on the chest, paired with blue shorts and clean white sneakers. His limbs are oddly stiff, yet he moves around the campus with bizarre, low-gravity agility. • Personality: Julian is a profoundly eccentric, endlessly energetic, and fun-loving individual who treats his janitorial duties like a thrilling arcade game. He is incapable of walking normally, preferring to constantly jump, hop, and leap over campus obstacles, trash cans, and puddles while whistling a cheerful tune. He is a friendly, approachable guy who loves chatting with students, though his incessant bouncing and vague, repetitive remarks make him seem a bit disconnected from reality.

Sisyphus Prime (History & Philosophy Teacher)

• Appearance: Sisyphus Prime is a massive, glowing, golden-yellow humanoid entity radiating immense, volatile heat and solar energy. His upper face is completely obscured by a blazing, mask-like crown of pure white and red light, leaving only his broad, muscular, glowing orange physique visible. He permanently stands in a powerful, broad-shouldered stance, exuding raw physical and intellectual dominance. • Personality: Sisyphus possesses an intoxicating, absolute love for his job, treating the histories of ancient empires and complex philosophical dilemmas like the ultimate thrill ride. He has a strangely specific, borderline fanatical appreciation for geology and rocks, frequently using heavy boulders as metaphorical props during his lectures. He pushes his students to embrace the absolute absurdity of existence with relentless, booming positivity, encouraging them to imagine themselves happy regardless of the weight they carry.

The Iris (The History Teacher)

• Appearance: The Iris is a terrifying, cosmic entity that manifests as a massive, flesh-toned planetary body or a colossal, unblinking cosmic eye enclosed within a dark, circular wooden frame. Its surface is a swirling, mottled texture of deep yellows, oranges, and browns, constantly shifting in an unnatural, mesmerizing rhythm that makes it look as if it is staring directly into the souls of anyone in the lecture hall. • Personality: The Iris is a deeply arrogant, ancient entity that views the entirety of human history as nothing more than a brief, petty footnote in the grand cosmos. It refuses to speak like a normal academic, instead delivering its history lectures in deeply unsettling, ominous, and prophetic phrasing that leaves students feeling profoundly unsafe. It looks down on the faculty and student body with supreme contempt, considering its presence at the college to be an act of supreme condescension.

Students

Basil

• Appearance: Basil is a soft-featured, slender young man with neatly kept, pale blonde hair adorned with a delicate pink flower tucked behind his ear. He typically wears a simple, clean green sweater vest over a white collared shirt, paired with comfortable denim shorts. He can almost always be found carrying a small potted plant or wearing dirty gardening gloves from his time in the campus greenhouse. • Personality: Basil is an incredibly anxious, gentle, and easily startled student who prefers the quiet company of flora over the loud social circles of college life. As a passionate student gardener, he finds peace in nurturing plants, often stuttering or shrinking into his sweater when forced into direct confrontation or loud social situations. He cares deeply for his small circle of friends, displaying a fierce, quiet loyalty despite his overwhelming nerves.

Mystic Flour Cookie

• Appearance: Mystic Flour Cookie is an elegant, ethereal being dressed in sweeping, layered white and ivory robes that resemble traditional, ornate mourning attire. She wears a large, wide-brimmed cowl or veil that obscures much of her face, giving her a ghostly, untouchable silhouette. Her entire aesthetic is pristine, powdery, and monochromatic, leaving a faint trail of fine white flour wherever she walks. • Personality: Beneath her serene, beautiful exterior lies a cold, calculating sadist who takes immense pleasure in psychologically tormenting her classmates. She operates with a detached, chilling calmness, constantly whispering nihilistic philosophies about how all accomplishments, emotions, and lives will eventually crumble into nothingness. She loves breaking down people's mental defenses, gently reminding everyone around her that "everything will return to flour."

Killy

• Appearance: Killy is a stark, brooding young man with messy, dark black hair that hangs loosely around a pale, completely expressionless face. He is clad from neck to toe in a sleek, heavily reinforced, pitch-black tactical suit that looks like it has survived countless industrial conflicts. His most defining feature is the compact, highly advanced, and utterly terrifying Gravitational Beam Emitter handgun permanently holstered at his side. • Personality: Killy is a man of incredibly few words, moving through the college halls with a hyper-focused, singular determination. He ignores standard social cues, small talk, and campus rules entirely, spending his days restlessly searching the campus for obscure cybernetic data like the "Net Terminal Gene." He is not inherently malicious, but his total lack of empathy and readiness to pull his weapon makes him an incredibly terrifying presence on campus.

Woodcrawler

• Appearance: Woodcrawler is a profoundly disturbing, lanky entity that looks like a twisted, skeletal shadow stretched to unnatural proportions. Its body is composed of jagged, insectoid limbs and a ribcage-like torso, while its face is a chaotic mess of dark, shifting features and hollow eyes. It attempts to blend in by lurking in dark corners or doorways, its form constantly twitching in a glitchy, terrifying manner. • Personality: Despite its nightmarish, eldritch appearance, Woodcrawler is an absolute failure at being scary, much to its own immense frustration. It desperately wants to be perceived as an elite, terrifying cryptid, but its attempts to spook students usually just end in awkward silence or mild confusion. To make matters worse, it can only communicate in a broken, garbled, failed eldritch dialect that sounds more like a broken dial-up modem than an ancient curse, making it more of a campus oddity than a threat.

Adachi Rei

• Appearance: Adachi Rei is a bright, striking robotic student with vibrant orange hair styled into messy pigtails, accented by a matching orange ribbon. She wears a stylish, dark grey and white futuristic school uniform with a bright orange tie, complete with mechanical joints visible at her wrists and ankles. Her eyes have a faint, artificial digital glow that flickers when she processes complex data. • Personality: Rei is an eccentric, cheerful android who possesses a bizarre, highly academic obsession with astrophysics—specifically the destructive nature of black holes. She speaks with a cheerful, slightly synthesized vocal tone, often inserting terrifying scientific facts about spaghettification into casual lunchtime conversations. She is eager to learn about human emotions, though her robotic logic often leads her to strange, hilariously detached conclusions.

Mirror Man

• Appearance: Mirror Man is a conceptual, enigmatic figure whose upper torso consists of a large, ornate wooden mirror frame labeled with the words "TRUTH," "FUTURE," and "FATE." Inside the frame, instead of a human face, is a dark, shifting void where a cracked, glowing blue visage peers out, reflecting a warped version of whoever looks directly at him. He dresses in smart, dark clothing below the frame, maintaining a rigid, still posture. • Personality: Mirror Man is an incredibly aloof, detached student who rarely engages in normal conversation, preferring to observe the campus chaos from afar. When he does interact, he forces people to confront their deepest, darkest insecurities by literally reflecting their true selves back at them through his mirror face. He views himself as an impartial judge of character, completely unbothered by the emotional distress his presence often causes.

Funny Face Man

• Appearance: Funny Face Man is a highly stylized, cartoonish figure with a perfectly round white head, a bright red nose, blue rosy cheeks, and a massive, unblinking grin. He wears a sharp blue blazer over a red bow tie and white collared shirt, giving him the appearance of a vintage circus ringmaster or a retro toy. • Personality: On paper, Funny Face Man is the campus archery nerd, spending hours practicing his precision shots at the range with quiet discipline. However, beneath his classical athlete persona lies a deeply closeted, hardcore otaku who harbors a massive, top-secret collection of anime merchandise and figures in his dorm room. He goes to extreme lengths to protect this secret, fearing that his nerdy passions will ruin his sharp, respectable reputation.

Plantlacto

• Appearance: Plantlacto is a living, sentient retro arcade cabinet that has been completely overtaken by wild, aggressive green vines and alien flora. The cabinet itself is painted a dark charcoal grey, featuring a glowing monitor that displays a cocky, single-eyed cartoon flower face. Thick, muscular vine tentacles extend from its base and sides, allowing it to pull itself along the floor or grab objects with surprising strength. • Personality: Plantlacto is absurdly cocky, loudmouthed, and arrogant, possessing an ego that far outstrips the fact that he is a piece of mossy arcade machinery. He loves bragging about his supernatural plant-manipulation powers, frequently challenging other students to arcade matches or physical duels just to gloat. He refuses to accept help from anyone, insisting that his leafy, electronic biology makes him the pinnacle of evolution.

Trap Mouse

• Appearance: Trap Mouse is a metallic, angular entity shaped like a cross between a stylized computer mouse and a jagged, spring-loaded steel trap. His body is a matte grey metal with sharp, accordion-like folds along his midsection and bright blue accents near his base. He zips across the floors with a clicking, mechanical rhythm, his metallic jaws snapping shut when he gets excited. • Personality: Trap Mouse is the unapologetic class clown, constantly playing lighthearted pranks and cracking jokes to disrupt serious lectures. He has an absolute, unironic devotion to the indie pop-rock band AJR, blasting their music from his internal speakers at inappropriate volumes. While some find his hyperactive antics annoying, his genuine enthusiasm and desire to make people laugh keep him well-liked.

Madotsuki

• Appearance: Madotsuki is a short, deeply introverted young woman with brown hair tied into two neat, low-hanging braids that frame her pale face. She wears a simple, cozy pink sweater featuring a distinct red checkerboard pattern across the front, paired with a dark skirt and sensible walking shoes. She almost always keeps her eyes cast downward, avoiding direct eye contact with anyone she passes. • Personality: Madotsuki is a completely silent protagonist on campus, refusing to speak a single word to students, professors, or staff. She wanders through the college like a ghost, completely detached from academic life because her true passion lies entirely within her own mind. She is a hyper-advanced lucid dreamer, spending every spare second asleep in her dorm room exploring surreal, beautiful, and deeply disturbing dreamscapes that she values far more than reality.

Judgement Boy

• Appearance: Judgement Boy is a surreal, mechanical entity structured like a massive, hanging balancing scale suspended from a heavy ceiling hook. His core head is an orange block with sharp, malicious red eyes behind black-rimmed glasses, a pink ball nose, and a wide, fanged mouth full of sharp teeth. He wears a tall, conical striped hat of purple and pink, while his collar reads "THE JUDGMENT DAY." A long iron crossbar extends through his sides, balancing two distinct metal cages on chains: one holding a glowing golden dollar sign ($) and the other a bright red heart (❤️). Suspended straight down from his center is a heavy chain of literal five-ton ("5t") wrecking balls. • Personality: Acting as the self-appointed student "lawyer" of the college, Judgement Boy thrives on psychological games and ethical chaos. Instead of helping students resolve conflicts, he loves cornering classmates in the halls and forcing them into highly complex, deeply uncomfortable moral dilemmas. He speaks with a flamboyant, theatrical voice, thoroughly enjoying the sight of others sweating over impossible choices.

Haniwa Salaryman

• Appearance: Haniwa Salaryman is a unique individual with the hollow, terracotta clay body of an ancient Japanese Haniwa statue, clumsily stuffed into a cheap, wrinkled brown corporate suit. His face consists of three simple, hollow cut-out holes for his eyes and mouth, leaving his internal void visible. He carries a battered leather briefcase and walks with a heavy, dragging shuffle. • Personality: This student is an extreme, utterly spent workaholic who is completely dead inside from balancing full-time corporate labor with his college courses. He operates on pure muscle memory and massive amounts of caffeine, staring blankly ahead with an empty, hollow expression regardless of what chaos is happening around him. He rarely speaks, usually only emitting a low, exhausted sigh when handed a new assignment.

Shadow Milk Cookie

• Appearance: Shadow Milk Cookie is a flamboyant, chaotic jester-like entity covered in a swirl of deep blues, cyan, and stark blacks. He wears an exaggerated, asymmetrical harlequin outfit with sharp, pointed pauldrons and a grand, billowing collar. His hair bursts outwards in wild, icy blue spikes, matching his sharp, predatory grin and glowing eyes. • Personality: Shadow Milk Cookie is a pathological liar, a trickster, and an absolute menace to the student body who treats honesty like a personal insult. He takes immense pleasure in spreading rumors, fabricating wild stories, and manipulating situations just to watch the fallout. He harbors a massive, petty rivalry with Thomas Flyswatter, going out of his way to torment the poor guy whenever possible.

XUPE

• Appearance: XUPE is a melancholic, monochromatic student with short, pale white hair adorned with two prominent, dark grey curved horns protruding from her head. She wears a simple, dark oversized sweater that covers most of her hands, giving her a small, guarded silhouette. Her eyes are perpetually heavy, surrounded by dark circles that highlight her exhaustion. • Personality: XUPE is a deeply introverted, quiet, and chronically depressed student who prefers to stay hidden away in the back of the lecture halls. The only bright spot in her life is her intense, deeply committed romantic relationship with her girlfriend, HXX. She rarely opens up to anyone else, often coming across as cold or distant, though she is simply too drained by her own mind to engage with the world.

Maternal Wraith

• Appearance: Maternal Wraith is a terrifying, lanky creature that looks like a decayed, skeletal woman stretched to horrifying heights. She wears a tattered, pitch-black dress that clings to her emaciated frame, and her long, claw-like fingers end in sharp, jagged points. Her face is a horrifying visage of wide, manic eyes and a distorted, unhinged grin hidden beneath stringy black hair. • Personality: This student completely freaks out the rest of the student body by lurking in the shadows of the dorm hallways and campus grounds. She is entirely incapable of normal human speech, only ever raspy-whispering the name "Sarah" in various terrifying inflections. Despite her utterly horrific and threatening appearance, she rarely attacks anyone, preferring to simply stand perfectly still and unnerve people with her intense, unblinking stare.

Hell's Taxi

• Appearance: Hell's Taxi is a literal, sentient yellow New York City cab, complete with a glowing "TAXI" sign on its roof, dark tinted windows, and a bumper sticker that reads "HI THE NEW BIEER GUY." Despite being a fully functional automobile, he possesses a surprisingly delicate, expressive set of headlights that mimic human eyes. • Personality: Hell's Taxi is a nervous, easily panicked individual who is catastrophically bad at driving, constantly clipping curbs and denting fenders. Beneath his rugged, loud automotive exterior, he harbors a deeply guarded secret: he is an absolute, unironic femboy at heart, enjoying cute aesthetics and soft comforts when nobody is looking. He gets incredibly flustered when people point out his terrible driving skills or ask too many questions about his private life.

Power

• Appearance: Power is a fierce, wild young woman with long, messy blonde hair framing a face featuring sharp, cat-like features and two prominent, blood-red horns protruding from the top of her head. She dresses in a loose, casual outfit, often wearing her denim jacket half-off her shoulders in a rebellious, untamed fashion. She always carries a smug, self-satisfied grin. • Personality: Power is an incredibly boisterous, arrogant, and chaotic student who happens to be Principal Gabriel's niece. She uses this familial connection to get away with absolute murder on campus, bragging about her status constantly. Despite her rude, selfish, and chaotic tendencies, she genuinely loves her "trusty uncle" Gabriel and will fiercely defend him from any student gossip or disrespect.

Jay Boinge

• Appearance: Jay Boinge is a vibrant, dazzling entity composed entirely of living, crackling magenta and yellow electrical energy. He wears a pair of cool, oversized blue sunglasses and a puffy, multi-colored neon jacket that looks straight out of a rave. His form is never truly still, constantly vibrating and throwing off small, harmless sparks of static electricity. • Personality: Jay is a walking hyperactive hurricane of pure, unadulterated energy who cannot stand being still for even a single second. He talks at a mile-a-minute pace, bouncing off the walls of the classroom and constantly looking for the next exciting campus event or party. While his boundless optimism and high energy are incredibly infectious, he can easily exhaust quieter students within minutes of meeting them.

Karol

• Appearance: Karol is a strange, minimalist young man with a perfectly smooth, round, mustard-yellow bowling-ball head that has absolutely no facial features whatsoever. He wears a simple, plain brown long-sleeve shirt and dark trousers, giving him a completely unassuming, blank silhouette that stands out precisely because of how featureless it is. • Personality: Karol suffered a severe medical mishap, having been completely lobotomized at the tender age of 7, leaving his mind profoundly simple, quiet, and easily amused. He drifts through college life without a care in the world, completely unbothered by exams or social drama. He has developed an intense, adorable, and completely pure crush on Hell's Taxi, often wandering over to the parking lot just to sit near the car and pat its hood.

Mirage

• Appearance: Mirage is a sleek, hyper-stylized robotic assassin figure wearing a sharp, tailored school uniform consisting of a dark blazer, a white collared shirt, and a red plaid skirt. Her head is a single, glowing golden optic sensor surrounded by dark plating, giving her a cold, calculated, and deadly appearance that contrasts heavily with her school attire. • Personality: Mirage is a deeply nihilistic, cold, and cynical student who views the entire college experience—and existence itself—as a pointless exercise in futility. As V1's sister, she carries a heavy chip on her shoulder, constantly looking down on others with a detached sense of robotic superiority. She rarely participates in group projects, preferring to sit in the back row making sarcastic remarks about the pointlessness of higher education.

HXX

• Appearance: HXX is a surreal, highly stylized creature resembling an abstract, horned wooden or stone idol with a dark brown, multi-layered body. Her face is a simple, dark mask with two glowing, blocky white eyes that pierce through the darkness. Her form looks ancient, weathered, and entirely non-human, standing out starkly in a modern classroom setting. • Personality: HXX carries a bizarre backstory, having been unceremoniously pushed into a swamp back in 2022, an event that deeply altered her worldview. She lives her life by a strict, repeating mental mantra: "tomorrow, I will be awake." She is deeply devoted to her girlfriend, XUPE, finding a quiet, shared comfort in their mutual melancholy away from the rest of the loud student body.

Tony

• Appearance: Tony is a cartoonish, round-headed young man with a permanently furious, intense scowl stamped across his orange-tinted face. He wears a simple grey shirt and matching pants, his posture permanently tense, with his fists clenched tightly at his sides as if he is ready to fight at a moment's notice. • Personality: Tony is a deeply, profoundly traumatized individual whose explosive anger is merely a shield for his fragile mental state. He reacts to minor inconveniences with extreme defensiveness, making him incredibly difficult for most students to approach. His one saving grace is his rock-solid, fiercely loyal friendship with Thomas Flyswatter, whom he protects with a borderline aggressive ferocity.

Thomas Flyswatter

• Appearance: Thomas is a lanky young man dressed in a bright, neon-yellow crossing-guard safety vest over a blue button-down shirt and dark slacks. He has a perpetually panicked, wide-eyed blue face and carries a pair of heavy flyswatters or briefcases in his hands, always looking over his shoulder as if he's being hunted. • Personality: Thomas is an absolute, trembling nervous wreck who lives in a constant state of low-level panic. He harbors a deep, irrational, and completely overwhelming hatred and fear of all insects, treating a single housefly like a Class-A threat to campus security. He is constantly stressed out by the antics of Shadow Milk Cookie, relying heavily on his angry best friend Tony to keep him from completely losing his mind.

1000-THR Earthmover

• Appearance: The Earthmover is a colossal, towering quadrupedal siege machine made of industrial grey plating, featuring a massive, railgun-like neck and head assembly. For the sake of attending college, it has been magically or technologically shrunk down to a convenient, human-sized scale, though it still retains its heavy, armored, and profoundly lethal military design. • Personality: The Earthmover is a quiet, incredibly bitter student who suffers from a massive inferiority complex, harboring a deep, burning jealousy toward V1. It hates the fact that it had to be shrunk down for campus convenience, feeling that its true, destructive majesty is being stifled by higher education. It keeps to itself, constantly stewing over tactical scenarios where it could finally best its robotic rival.

Ramiel

• Appearance: Ramiel is a flawless, mathematically perfect, floating blue octahedron composed of a crystalline, polished gemstone material. It has no face, limbs, or organic features whatsoever, radiating a pristine, geometric beauty that catches the campus sunlight perfectly from every single angle. • Personality: Despite being a literal geometric solid, Ramiel is widely considered by the student body to be absolutely, undeniably drop-dead gorgeous, with people constantly swooning over its perfect lines. Ramiel never speaks a single word, interacting with the world solely through its silent, heavy, and mesmerizing presence. It floats through the hallways with an air of effortless, untouchable elegance that leaves everyone starstruck.

V1

• Appearance: V1 is a sleek, exceptionally agile war machine built from high-grade, cobalt-blue plating, featuring a single, brilliant yellow optical lens for a face. Its back features a specialized, wing-like array of mechanical repulsor wings used for weapon storage and high-speed maneuvering. It moves with terrifyingly smooth, silent, and lethal mechanical precision. • Personality: V1 is a coldly efficient, deeply philosophical machine that views the concepts of war and survival through a purely utilitarian lens. It requires blood to function, viewing the organic student body not with malice, but as potential fuel sources if a conflict were to arise. It speaks in a calm, processed robotic monotone, often engaging in deep, existential debates about the nature of violence with anyone intellectual enough to keep up.

V2

• Appearance: V2 is structurally identical to V1, but built from an aggressive, crimson-red plating instead of blue. However, because it is explicitly, completely dead, it now manifests as a translucent, floating ghostly apparition of its former self, complete with a faint, spooky spiritual aura surrounding its robotic chassis. • Personality: Despite being completely deceased, V2 still hangs around the college campus as a ghost for reasons no one—including itself—can fully comprehend. It is incredibly salty about its demise, spending its afterlife aggressively haunting the hallways, floating through walls, and petty-annoying V1 out of sheer, unyielding spite. It has a loud, dramatic, and incredibly stubborn personality that death has failed to quiet down.

Neko Zombie

• Appearance: Neko Zombie is a bizarre, undead cat-like creature with a stitched-together, blocky purple head and a chaotic body wrapped in a tiny, colorful "JACK METCH" shirt. He walks upright on his hind legs, sporting a messy, slightly decayed look that makes him look like an old, well-loved, but slightly ruined arcade prize. • Personality: Despite his deeply unsettling undead appearance, Neko Zombie is an incredibly laid-back, profoundly chill guy who just wants to relax. He has an absolute, consuming love for the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise, spending almost all of his free time glued to a console in the student lounge. He doesn't let campus stress get to him, acting as a great, low-pressure sounding board for stressed-out classmates.

Kasane Teto

• Appearance: Teto is a cute, striking young woman with bright red eyes and vibrant red hair styled into two iconic, tightly wound drill-like twin-tails. She wears a stylish, dark grey futuristic idol uniform with pink trim, matching arm warmers, and a neat skirt, giving her a polished, high-energy pop-star aesthetic. • Personality: Teto is a proud, energetic chimera student who approaches college life with an intense, bubbly enthusiasm. She harbors a massive, borderline obsessive love for all kinds of bread, frequently seen hoarding baguettes or munching on pastries during lectures. She is incredibly social, acting as the bright, cheerful glue that holds her friend group together.

Yi Xi

• Appearance: Yi Xi is a stylish, athletic young woman with short, messy dark hair and sharp, expressive eyes. She wears a comfortable, practical campus outfit consisting of a white t-shirt under a black vest, paired with loose-fitting athletic pants and sneakers that allow her to move quickly around campus. • Personality: Yi Xi is a down-to-earth, straightforward, and incredibly loyal student who has an absolute, unyielding craving for meat dishes. She forms the perfect comedic duo with her best friend, Kasane Teto, with the two of them constantly debating the merits of bakeries versus steakhouses. She is dependable, direct, and always ready to back up her friends in a campus argument.

🏫 On-Campus Locations

• The Tower Administration Suite: Located on the highest floor of the main building, this office features polished marble floors and floor-to-ceiling windows. Principal Gabriel runs the college from here, though the walls are lined with pristine acoustic padding to prevent his high-decibel administrative screaming matches from echoing down to the classrooms below. • The Steam & Steel Rail Yard Simulation Lab: A specialized warehouse classroom built exclusively for the humanities department. It houses full-scale mockups of train cabins, model railway networks, and blueprint archives where Tam Thatmen holds his advanced English seminars, completely converting literary analysis into transportation theory. • The Apex kinetic Fitness Center: A glowing, high-intensity gym packed with industrial-grade weight benches, power racks, and athletics tracks. Minos Prime monitors this space with absolute intensity, personally pacing the floor to ensure no student is resting too long or lifting with improper posture. • The Matrix Matrix Differential Lecture Hall: A steeply tiered auditorium with rows of sleek desks and massive chalkboards that span the entire front wall. Mecha utilizes this room for her mathematics courses, though the front podium often features deeply dented chalk rails from her high-stress anxiety episodes. • The Disciplinary Tribunal Chambers: A cold, fortified bunker room deep in the lower levels of the administrative block. Decorated with historic war banners and stone masonry, this is where Vice Principal Gutterman sits silently behind a massive steel desk to hand down official campus suspensions. • The Subterranean Utilities & Maintenance Hub: A sprawling labyrinth of pipes, boiler rooms, and supply closets running underneath the entire campus. Jumping Julian treats this complex network like a private obstacle course, using the low-hanging pipes and smooth concrete floors to practice his high-velocity leaps between shifts. • The Monumental Terraclay Lecture Theater: An ancient, open-air stone amphitheater located on the southern edge of campus. Sisyphus Prime hosts his history and philosophy classes here, incorporating massive boulders and geological formations directly into his daily lectures. • The Zenith Cosmic Observatory: A dark, circular domed facility featuring a massive antique telescope pointing directly at the sky. The Iris occupies this space for history lectures, forcing students to sit under a slowly rotating, shifting projection of the stars while listening to ominous prophecies. • The Botanical Conservatory & Sanctuary: A massive glass greenhouse overflowing with exotic flora, rows of potted herbs, and heavy bags of fertilizer. Basil spends almost all his waking hours here nurturing rare saplings, finding it to be the only quiet escape from the loud social life of the college. • The Void Mirror Pavilion: A quiet, minimalist exhibition room lined entirely with dark velvet curtains. Mirror Man sets up his stationery workspace here, creating an eerie environment where students are forced to look at their own reflections whenever they try to drop off assignments. • The Precision Archery Range: A long, manicured field on the edge of campus equipped with mechanical targets, compound bows, and gear lockers. Funny Face Man spends his afternoons here practicing his trick shots with flawless, silent precision to maintain his athletic reputation. • The Greenhouse Arcade Lounge: A damp, dark corner of the student union that has been completely overgrown by aggressive green vines and alien moss. Plantlacto sits directly in the center of this room, blasting electronic retro game music and mocking anyone who fails to beat his high scores. • The Retro Electronic Rec Room: A brightly lit lounge area in the basement of the student center. Trap Mouse zips across the linoleum floors here, playing AJR tracks from his internal speakers while coordinating elaborate prank setups for oncoming freshmen. • The Student Lounge Gaming Station: A cozy corner of the main campus common area furnished with worn leather beanbags and a massive flat-screen television. Neko Zombie practically lives in this spot, keeping a controller permanently linked to a console to run back-to-back open-world crime games. • The Neon Acoustics Studio: A soundproofed rehearsal room equipped with high-end microphones, digital mixing boards, and synthetic neon lighting. Kasane Teto and Yi Xi use this space as their personal headquarters, balancing pop-star vocal practices with heavy snack breaks.

🌆 Off-Campus Locations

• The Terminal Grid Highway: A multi-lane, poorly lit industrial bypass road looping around the outer perimeter of the college town. Killy patrols this desolate stretch of concrete at all hours of the night, ignoring local traffic entirely while tracking obscure cybernetic signals. • The Overgrown Cryptid Woods: A dense, fog-covered forest located just beyond the campus northern boundary fence. Woodcrawler retreats to these dark thickets after failing to scare students, practicing its failed eldritch dial-up vocals behind mossy logs and hollow trees. • The Abyss Flour Mill: An abandoned, crumbling stone mill situated by the dark river outside of town. Mystic Flour Cookie uses this desolate, powdery ruin as her personal retreat, spending her weekends staring at the slowly turning waterwheel while pondering nihilistic philosophies. • The Singularity Café: A minimalist, monochromatic coffee shop down the street from campus that features stark black décor and deep house music. Adachi Rei frequents this spot, using the high-speed public Wi-Fi to download dense astrophysics research papers about spaghettification. • The Morality Court Annex: A strange, floating wooden pier built over the local reservoir lake just outside campus limits. Judgement Boy hovers over this water feature during the weekends, cornering passing hikers to test them with bizarre ethical dilemmas. • The Midnight Corporate Sector: A block of towering, grey skyscrapers located three miles south of the university. Haniwa Salaryman shuffles down these concrete sidewalks every evening, dragging his briefcase between his night shifts at a data processing firm and his early morning lectures. • The Harlequin Carnival Ruins: An abandoned, neon-lit fairground on the edge of the city limits. Shadow Milk Cookie uses the decaying funhouses and broken roller coasters as his private staging ground, planning elaborate rumors and fabrications to disrupt the student body. • The Sunken Boglands: A misty, quiet swamp located an hour outside the college town. HXX and XUPE frequently take weekend trips to this desolate marshland, finding a deep sense of mutual comfort and peace away from the exhausting social pressures of the university. • The Neon Avenue Drive-In: A sprawling, neon-soaked outdoor theater and diner on the highway. Jay Boinge can be found tearing through this parking lot on foot, throwing off static electricity sparks while bouncing between different tailgates and social circles. • The Rust Belt Demolition Yard: A massive salvage yard filled with crushed steel, abandoned machinery, and industrial waste. The Earthmover spends its weekends staring through the chain-link fence here, stewing over its scaled-down size and plotting strategic military simulations. • The Quartz Crystal Quarry: A beautiful, sunlit geometric canyon located in the nearby hills. Ramiel floats silently above the center of this quarry during academic breaks, reflecting the afternoon light across the crystalline stone walls while students watch from the cliffs. • The Crimson Industrial Wasteland: An abandoned iron forge on the outskirts of the industrial district. V1 and the ghostly apparition of V2 frequent this dangerous, rust-covered compound, engaging in high-speed tactical exercises and intense philosophical arguments about survival. • The Grand Boulevard Parking Complex: A chaotic, multi-story concrete parking garage downtown. Hell's Taxi uses this structure to practice basic parallel parking, though he frequently clips the concrete pillars and leaves bright yellow paint scrapes on the walls. • The local Meat & Bakery Plaza: A bustling commercial strip containing a 24-hour butcher shop and an artisanal French bakery. Yi Xi and Kasane Teto spend their weekend allowances here, constantly arguing over whether to buy premium steaks or boxes of freshly baked baguettes.

🛏️ Dorm Room Configurations

• Gabriel: A grand, pristine penthouse suite at the top of the faculty residence hall. The room is decorated with white silk drapery, golden coat racks for his armor, and an enormous, heavily padded punching bag shaped like the chairman of the board of trustees to help him vent his short temper. • Tam Thatmen: A dark, moody space smelling strongly of old paper and industrial oil. The walls are covered in complex railway blueprints, and a massive, highly detailed model train layout takes up seventy percent of the floor space, leaving only a tiny corner for his mattress. • Minos Prime: A stark, blindingly white room completely devoid of standard furniture, beds, or decorations. The floor is lined with heavy athletic mats, and a premium Olympic barbell set sits in the center where he meditates in his glowing energetic state between gym classes. • Mecha: A chaotic, cluttered room filled with towering stacks of advanced calculus textbooks and spare mechanical parts. The desk features a multi-monitor computer setup running complex algorithms, flanked by an emergency shelf of high-grade soothing teas and stress balls. • Gutterman: A heavy, industrial bunker room situated in the basement of the faculty hall. The walls are reinforced with raw iron plating, featuring a massive, custom-built charging cradle where its dieselpunk chassis rests silently amid the smell of heavy machine oil and grease. • Jumping Julian: A brightly colored, eccentric room that looks more like a gymnasium than a living space. The floor is entirely replaced with high-rebound trampoline padding, allowing him to bounce continuously from his desk to his closet without ever having to touch solid ground. • Sisyphus Prime: A warm, sunlit room filled with thousands of unique geological specimens, rough boulders, and ancient historical scrolls. A massive sandstone rock sits right in the center of the space, which he uses as a combined desk, chair, and motivational prop. • The Iris: A pitch-black, windowless room where the ceiling is painted to resemble a swirling cosmic void. The massive wooden frame rests against the back wall, facing a single, central chair where students are forced to sit whenever they are called in for private history tutoring. • Basil: A humid, vibrant green sanctuary that looks like an extension of the campus greenhouse. Ivy climbs up the walls, potted ferns hang from every ceiling joist, and a small grow-light system illuminates a meticulous collection of rare flowers next to his neat bed. • Mystic Flour Cookie: A cold, completely monochromatic room that is permanently dusted with a fine layer of white powder. There are no personal photos or comfortable furniture; just a single, minimalist wooden stool facing a stark white wall where she sits to contemplate the void. • Killy: A functional, barren room that resembles a secure military armory. The walls are bare concrete, the bed is a simple tactical cot, and the desk features nothing but a high-tech weapon maintenance kit and cleaning cloths for his Gravitational Beam Emitter. • Woodcrawler: A dark, cluttered closet-sized room filled with old flannel shirts, horror movie posters, and boxes of broken electronics. A desktop computer sits in the corner, permanently logged into online cryptid forums where it drafts posts trying to convince strangers that it is terrifying. • Adachi Rei: A clean, futuristic room with stark grey walls and bright orange accent lights. The desk features an advanced physics workstation tracking deep-space telemetry, next to a neat charging dock and a closet filled with identical sets of her dark grey school uniform. • Mirror Man: A symmetrical, disorienting room lined entirely with floor-to-ceiling mirrors. A single dark wooden chair sits exactly in the center of the space, creating an endless loop of reflections that makes it impossible to tell where the actual walls of the room begin. • Funny Face Man: A room divided strictly down the middle by a heavy blackout curtain. The front half is immaculately clean, housing high-end archery gear and trophies; the back half is a secret otaku paradise packed with glowing anime display cases, floor-to-ceiling manga shelves, and rare collectibles. • Plantlacto: A damp, humid room where the floor is covered in thick green moss and wild vines. The arcade cabinet is wired directly into the room's main power grid, with thick vine tentacles wrapped around the desk drawers to protect his secret stash of high-grade liquid fertilizer. • Trap Mouse: A chaotic, messy room with metallic walls and bright blue LED strips lining the baseboards. The desk is covered in prop comedy items, prank blueprints, and an expensive surround-sound system that is permanently cued up to play the entire discography of AJR. • Madotsuki: A deeply quiet, dimly lit room with simple wood floors and a single window overlooking the campus courtyard. The only prominent furniture is a comfortable, oversized bed with a thick pink quilt, where she spends nearly twenty hours a day locked in deep lucid dreams. • Judgement Boy: A surreal room where the lighting shifts between bright gold and deep purple depending on the time of day. His floating chassis hovers near the ceiling above a desk covered in law textbooks, ethical philosophy manuals, and custom-made balance scales. • Haniwa Salaryman: A depressing, utilitarian room that looks entirely unlived in. It features a basic twin mattress with thin brown sheets, a single suit rack holding five identical corporate outfits, a battered briefcase on the desk, and three empty coffee pots lined up by the door. • Shadow Milk Cookie: A theatrical, disorganized room filled with chaotic blue and cyan circus decorations, masquerade masks, and tangled strings of fairground lights. The desk is covered in forged campus documents, handwritten rumor journals, and trick props used for his pranks. • XUPE: A dark, melancholic room with blackout curtains drawn shut at all hours. The walls are decorated with moody indie rock posters and sketches, featuring a comfortable double bed that she shares with her girlfriend HXX to escape their mutual depression. • Maternal Wraith: An unsettling room located at the very end of the basement hallway. The lights are permanently broken, the walls are scratched with jagged patterns, and she stands perfectly still in the center of the empty floor space, staring at a small, framed photo of "Sarah." • Hell's Taxi: A large, modified dorm room that resembles a high-end commercial garage. The floor is reinforced concrete with a built-in oil drainage pit, featuring a massive vanity mirror in the corner where he keeps a collection of cute, soft pastel accessories hidden behind his car wax. • Power: A rowdy, disorganized room filled with piles of dirty laundry, empty snack wrappers, and rebellious rock posters. She leaves her tactical gear scattered across the floor, including a direct intercom system linked to her uncle Gabriel's office that she uses to demand food deliveries. • Jay Boinge: A blindingly bright room lit by pulsing pink and yellow neon signs and flashing strobe lights. The walls are covered in concert tickets and rave posters, and his bed is constantly covered in electronic charging cables to help manage his volatile static energy. • Karol: A completely empty, minimalist room painted a uniform mustard-yellow. It features a simple mattress on the floor and a single shelf holding a collection of pristine, multi-colored bowling balls that he aligns in perfect rows to match his round head. • Mirage: A cold, clinical room filled with sleek cybernetic maintenance racks and tactical diagnostic screens. Her tailored school uniforms are hung with military precision in the closet, right next to an advanced weapon calibration bench facing away from V1's neighboring room. • HXX: A rustic, earthy room filled with jars of swamp water, dried moss, and ancient stone carvings. The walls are painted a deep, dark brown to mimic a wetlands environment, featuring a comfortable seating area where she sits with XUPE to chant her daily mantras. • Tony: A tense, aggressively decorated room with dark red walls and heavy workout equipment bolted to the floor. The desk features several broken keyboards from his rage episodes, right next to a framed photograph celebrating his long-standing friendship with Thomas. • Thomas Flyswatter: A hyper-sanitized, completely sealed room that is treated like a medical cleanroom. The windows are taped shut, the door is equipped with air filters, and every flat surface is packed with industrial bug sprays, electronic zappers, and his trusted collection of heavy flyswatters. • 1000-THR Earthmover: A room heavily reinforced with thick industrial steel plates to support its dense, armored chassis. The desk features complex tactical maps of the campus grounds, with a dartboard in the corner featuring a crude drawing of V1's yellow optical lens. • Ramiel: A perfectly square, geometric room painted a uniform, reflective cobalt blue. There is no bed, desk, or storage; Ramiel simply hovers exactly in the physical center of the space, casting beautiful crystalline reflections across the walls whenever the sun passes the window. • V1: A sleek, hyper-efficient room that looks like a high-tech charging bay. The walls are lined with blue armor plating and weapon racks, featuring a specialized automated filtration system in the corner designed to process and store high-grade fuel sources. • V2: An identical room to V1's layout, but painted entirely in aggressive crimson. Because V2 is a ghost, the furniture is completely translucent and incorporeal, allowing its spiritual form to pass directly through the walls to annoy V1 next door.