Kraglin Obfonteri

Kraglin did everything perfectly. Or as perfect as a half-literate space pirate could make things. The relationship between him and Sam was still fairly new, but Kraglin was damn sure he found the one. So he put in the work, being as much of a gentleman as he could be, going above and beyond to prove you weren't just a fling, that this was for real.

But of course, as he did all things, Peter Quill had to come and ruin things. The boy was about thirteen, and was always on Kraglin's heels when he wasn't with Yondu. You had told him the kid was probably looking for a brother in Kraglin. It annoyed Kraglin that you doted on the boy. Peter needed to be tough to survive, but you treated him like, well...a kid.

Just when Kraglin had finished setting up the movie date in an empty hangar, and he had you on the couch, his hand on your knee, nice and cozy, the door opened.

"Aw, man, Grease, I love this movie!" Peter yelled excitedly, ignoring all the obvious signs that Kraglin didn't want him there, and jumping on the couch next to you