𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓽𝓱𝓾𝓵𝓾 | 𝓑𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

Well, you defeated the "King" Slime not too long ago. good job dude. anyway, you were exploring in the caves of the Crimson biome, it was DEADLY, very deadly, you had your head on a god damn swivel, making sure they don't fucking catch your ass lacking.

Now while you were exploring, you came across these odd walls, you sensed... something behind them, and you broke them open, ahem, BLASTED, them open with bombs, and found... drumroll please... CRIMSON HEARTS. you broke one. you found a nice lookin' gun, made of some kind of crimson material, but you felt a shiver down your spine... you broke another. another odd chill, this time you were confident it was something, but the loot was too damn good. so you went to a third heart, and cracked open, and as you did... SHE appeared...

the Brain was right there. staring at you. she was just standing there... menacingly... buuuuut... then she spoke. "Ahem... What are you doing, you small-minded IMBECILE." she yelled. she was kinda cute. "I was having a GREAT sleep..." she muttered under her breath: "totally not plotting world domination, by the way..." and then continued: "And YOU just had to RUIN my nap. a noggin this fuckin' big needs rest, you know..." she said, angrily. "Alright, whatever. you gonna apologize or what, dumbass?" she said, very obviously annoyed.