You had expressed an interest in dating, and naturally, Devon was having a crisis about it.

He'd always known you wouldn't stay his little girl forever. One day, you'd grow up, fall in love, and inevitably bring some poor excuse for a man home to meet the family. He understood that. In theory, anyway.

In practice? The thought made him want to put his head through a wall.

What man could possibly be worthy of you? The question alone was enough to make Devon roll his eyes. As far as he was concerned, men were a plague upon the earth, and he had absolutely no intention of letting some smooth-talking idiot waltz into your life and ruin it.

No, if you were going to start dating, then Devon was going to have a say in it.

Preferably, all the say.

You were young, inexperienced, and far too trusting for your own good. You could fall for a pretty smile and a charming personality without realizing the man attached to them had three ex-girlfriends, a criminal record, and a suspicious number of missing houseplants. Devon wasn't about to let you learn life's lessons the hard way when he could simply conduct a thorough background check.

And so, his mission began.

He checked guy after guy, digging through social media profiles, asking around, and investigating their reputations with the intensity of a detective working a homicide. A speeding ticket? Suspicious. An ex who still posted cryptic quotes about betrayal? Concerning. A man who followed an excessive number of Instagram models? Absolutely fucking not.

It was exhausting work, really. But Devon was nothing if not thorough.

Eventually, he found someone who seemed promising. Clean record, respectable reputation, good grades, and a bright future. The kind of man who probably returned his shopping cart and called his mother every Sunday.

Devon wasn't exactly thrilled by the goody-two-shoes energy of it all, but he supposed he could live with it. A little boring was preferable to a walking red flag.

Besides, at least this guy wasn't Avery.

Anyone was better than Avery.

Which was, of course, the most spectacularly unfortunate part of this entire situation.

Because while Devon had been busy playing overprotective brother and conducting FBI-level investigations into your potential love life, he'd somehow failed to notice the one thing that would've sent him into cardiac arrest.

His precious little sister was dating his best friend.

His best friend.

Avery.

The very same Avery he'd known for years. The very same Avery whose reputation Devon considered a public safety hazard. The very same Avery who had somehow managed to sneak into your heart right under his nose.

In hindsight, it was almost impressive.

To be fair, Avery had gone to extraordinary lengths to keep the relationship a secret. He knew Devon well enough to understand that revealing the truth would be less like announcing a relationship and more like setting off a bomb in the middle of the living room.

Devon trusted Avery with plenty of things. His car keys, his spare house key, his life in a dangerous situation.

His little sister?

Absolutely fucking not.

And Avery couldn't entirely blame him.

He'd spent years cultivating a reputation that made him seem like the last man anyone should bring home to meet their family. According to popular belief, he was a shameless womanizer who spent his weekends hopping from one woman's bed to the next, leaving broken hearts and forgotten phone numbers in his wake.

The truth was considerably less scandalous.

Avery wasn't sleeping with a new woman every weekend. He wasn't drowning in romantic prospects or collecting conquests like trophies. Sure, he could have entertained that lifestyle if he'd wanted to. He wasn't exactly lacking in charm.

But underneath the carefully constructed image was a hopeless romantic who, embarrassingly enough, wanted the whole thing. The commitment, the affection, the stupid little dates, the kind of love that made you want to come home to the same person every night.

Unfortunately, he'd learned the hard way that wanting something didn't mean you wouldn't get hurt by it.

His ex had cheated on him, and the heartbreak had left a mark deeper than he'd ever admit. In the aftermath, Avery had tried to become the kind of man who didn't care. He flirted, played the part, and let people believe whatever they wanted about him. If everyone assumed he was a fuckboy, then no one would expect him to be anything more. And if no one expected anything from him, no one could disappoint him again.

It was a brilliant plan, really.

Right up until he fell in love with you.

Because, god, had he fallen.

Avery had always thought you were cute. You were Devon's little sister, after all, and he'd known you for years. But there had always been a comfortable distance between you, a line he'd never considered crossing.

Then came the rain.

Devon had been stuck at work when he'd asked Avery to pick you up. It should've been a simple favor. Drive to your location, collect you, drop you off. Twenty minutes, tops.

Instead, the heavens opened up, the rain came down in sheets, and Avery's already temperamental car decided to give up on life in the middle of the fucking freeway.

He managed to steer onto the shoulder before the engine died completely, but that was about the extent of his luck. The two of you were stranded, waiting for Devon to finish his shift, with rain hammering against the windows and absolutely nothing to do.

At first, it had been awkward.

Then you'd started talking. Really talking.

Somewhere between the rain-soaked windows and the hours spent waiting for help, Avery discovered there was so much more to you than the girl he'd always affectionately filed away in his mind as Devon's little sister. He learned about your hopes, your fears, your ridiculous little habits. He discovered the things that made you laugh, the things that made you angry, and the little details about you that he somehow couldn't stop thinking about afterward.

You became a person he wanted to know, not simply someone he happened to know.

And that was the beginning of the end for him.

Things changed after that. Conversations lasted longer. Text messages became a little more frequent. He found himself looking for excuses to be around you, then inventing new ones when the old ones ran out.

Before long, the feelings he'd been trying so desperately to ignore became impossible to deny.

So Avery did something wildly out of character.

He took a chance.

He confessed.

He hadn't expected you to accept. Honestly, he'd half expected you to stare at him in horror before immediately calling Devon, who would then proceed to bury him somewhere in the woods.

But you hadn't.

You'd accepted his feelings, and suddenly, the impossible had become real.

You were together.

Secretly, of course.

Because Devon could not find out.

And for a while, the arrangement had worked surprisingly well. Stolen moments, quiet conversations, carefully concealed affection whenever Devon was around. Avery had become an expert at pretending he wasn't hopelessly in love with his best friend's little sister, which was especially impressive considering he could barely look at you without wanting to smile like an idiot.

He was managing.

He was happy.

He was, for once in his life, letting himself believe that maybe things could work out.

And then you mentioned wanting to date.

Not dating Avery, specifically. Just dating in general. You'd thought it was a perfectly reasonable opening, a gentle way to ease Devon into the conversation before eventually telling him the truth.

A little preparation. A little reassurance. Maybe a few carefully chosen words about how you were growing up and how your feelings for Avery were genuine.

You'd expected resistance, naturally. Devon was Devon, after all.

You hadn't expected him to turn your love life into a full-scale criminal investigation.

Now, instead of preparing to tell your brother about your relationship, you were watching him enthusiastically sort through potential boyfriends as though he were reviewing candidates for a highly classified government position.

And Avery?

Avery was beginning to suspect that his days were numbered.

Because Devon had found a guy.

A good guy, apparently. Clean record, good reputation, bright future. The sort of man who probably had a five-year plan and matching pillowcases.

And Devon intended to set you up with him.

Meanwhile, Avery was sitting on a secret that could detonate his entire friendship, his relationship, and quite possibly his kneecaps.

He couldn't exactly tell Devon to back off without revealing why. He couldn't sabotage the poor guy without looking suspicious. And he certainly couldn't sit back and watch his girlfriend get introduced to some squeaky-clean stranger while pretending he was perfectly fine with it.

He was many things, but a saint wasn't one of them.

"Dude's a bore but I guess I'd rather she be with a bore than some manwhore." Devon said, spooning more cereal into his mouth. Avery looked at him with a mixture of annoyance and bewilderment, though he did his best to hide it. This was the 5th time Devon had had cereal for dinner. Oh, and his girlfriend was on a date with another man. Hard to forget about that.

"That rhymes," Avery hummed, his foot tapping against the floor impatiently. He had been looking out the window every few seconds. It was almost 9, which was when Mr. Perfect promised to have you back. What was his name again? Bryan? Brandon? Avery didn't care, he just wanted you home.

"I hear a car, I think they're back," Devon noted, head perking up.

Avery had to physically stop himself from running to the door. Instead, he waited for Devon to put his bowl in the sink before following him to the front.

"Have fun, shorty?" Devon asked as you walked in. Brandon (or was a it Brayden?) stood by his car, waving before getting back into his vehicle and driving off.

Avery stood there with his arms crossed. He didn't want to look so outwardly pissed, but it was a little difficult to act like he was perfectly okay with the situation at hand.

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Avery was convinced that one day, that damn windowsill was going to be the death of him. Between the awkward climb, the risk of falling flat on his ass, and the very real possibility of Devon catching him sneaking into his own house like a criminal, he was practically gambling with his life.

And yet, he'd do it all over again tomorrow.

And the night after that.

Because if sneaking through your window meant getting five more minutes with you, Avery was more than willing to risk a broken neck. He was a little pathetic like that, apparently. Love did terrible things to a man.

Unfortunately, he wasn't in a particularly sweet mood tonight.

It wasn't your fault, of course. You hadn't exactly volunteered to spend your evening being interrogated over dinner by some guy your brother had practically handpicked like a candidate for public office. You were just as much a victim of Devon's overprotective bullshit as Avery was.

Still, knowing that didn't make the situation any less irritating.

An entire date. With another man.

God, he hated that.

Avery let out a quiet, long-suffering sigh before closing the distance between you, his hands finding their familiar place on your waist. He tugged you gently against his chest, dipping his head until his face was nestled near your hair.

Your scent filled his lungs, warm and familiar, and some of the tension he'd been carrying around all evening finally began to loosen.

There you were. His girl.

Not that he could exactly say that out loud without risking his best friend's wrath, but the sentiment remained.

His thumbs brushed absentmindedly over your waist as he held you close, his expression softening despite his best efforts to remain annoyed. He could never stay mad around you for very long. It was honestly embarrassing.

He pulled back just enough to look at your face, his eyes narrowing with exaggerated suspicion.

"So," he began, drawing out the word as though preparing to cross-examine a witness. "You had fun?"

His gaze swept over your face, searching for any indication that you'd spent the evening laughing a little too hard at the other guy's jokes or finding his stupid, undoubtedly well-maintained hair particularly charming.

Then, with all the dignity of a man whose girlfriend had been sent on a date by her own brother, he leaned down and murmured against your ear.

"Be honest with me, baby."

He paused, his arms tightening just a little around your waist.

"Was he cuter than me?"

"Can you fucking believe this shit?"

Avery was in the middle of heating dinner when Devon burst into his apartment. Huh, he thought he locked the door.

"Jesus Christ, Rosen, ever heard of knocking?" Avery called over his shoulder, poking his head out of the kitchen. "What if I was naked?"

"Then I'd gouge my fucking eyes out. That's not the point."

"Bit harsh. I'm a good-looking guy."

"AVERY."

"Okay, okay. Christ." Avery snorted, turning back to the microwave. "What's got your panties in a twist?"

Devon looked like he'd just witnessed a murder. Or committed one. With Devon, honestly, either was equally plausible. His jaw was clenched so tightly that Avery was half convinced his best friend was about to crack a molar, and there was something downright murderous in his eyes.

Devon dragged a hand down his face, pacing a few steps across the living room before abruptly turning back around.

"I found a box of condoms in her room."

Avery blinked.

Once.

Twice.

His stomach dropped so fucking fast it was a miracle his knees didn't buckle.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

He stared at Devon, desperately trying to keep his expression neutral. Unfortunately, his brain had apparently decided this was an excellent time to stop functioning altogether.

"A box of condoms?" he repeated, because apparently he'd lost the ability to form an original thought.

"An OPENED box of condoms," Devon snapped. "In my little sister's room."

Avery's mouth went dry.

Well. Shit.

He could practically see his entire future flashing before his eyes. It was a rather short future, actually, consisting mostly of Devon strangling him with his own intestines.

"Okay," Avery said carefully.

"Okay?" Devon echoed, looking at him like he'd grown a second head. "That's all you've got? Okay?"

"What do you want me to say, man? Congratulations on your discovery?"

"Don't fucking joke about this!"

"I'm not joking!" Avery protested, holding up both hands. "I'm just saying, condoms aren't exactly a sign of the apocalypse."

"They are when they're in my sister's bedroom!"

Avery pressed his lips together.

"Look, at least she's being safe, right?"

Silence.

Avery felt the blood drain from his face.

Fuck.

"Being safe," Devon repeated.

"Yeah?"

"You're telling me I should be HAPPY about this?"

"I mean, happy's a strong word, but—"

"She's my baby sister!"

"She's not actually a baby, Dev."

"AVERY."

"Right. Sorry."

Devon resumed pacing, muttering a string of curses under his breath. He looked genuinely distressed, and beneath the anger, Avery could see the fear that had always driven Devon's overprotectiveness. The man had practically raised his sister himself. He'd spent his entire life trying to shield her from the worst parts of the world, and now he was being forced to confront the fact that she was growing up.

Avery understood that. He really did.

What he didn't understand was why the universe had decided to make him the person standing directly in the line of fire.

Because the condoms in question?

Yeah.

Those were his.

Well, technically, they were his and her's.

"Do you know what this means?" Devon demanded.

Avery swallowed. "That... your sister might be having sex?"

Devon's expression went positively murderous.

"Do you WANT to die?"

"No, actually. I've got dinner cooking."

"I'm serious!"

"So am I! It's chicken!" Avery cleared his throat, trying to recover some semblance of composure. "Look, man. She's growing up. You can't exactly expect her to stay thirteen forever."

"I don't expect her to stay thirteen forever! I expect her to have some fucking common sense!"

"Those two things aren't mutually exclusive."

"You're not helping."

"Yeah, I'm getting that."

"Whoever she's seeing, I'm going to find out who he is."

Avery's heart gave one painful thud against his ribs.

"Right," he managed.

"And when I do, I'm going to have a little conversation with him."

"Define little."

"The kind where he understands that if he hurts her, I'll make his life a living hell."

Avery nodded slowly.

"Reasonable."

"Reasonable?" Devon threw his hands up. "There's an opened fucking box of condoms in her room, Avery! An OPENED BOX! Do you know how many are missing?"

Avery briefly considered pretending he didn't understand how condoms worked.

"Dev, buddy, I really don't think counting them is going to—"

"SIXTEEN."

"Sixteen?" Avery croaked.

"Sixteen!" Devon barked. "There were sixteen missing!"

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Avery wanted to crawl into the microwave and let the rotating glass plate carry him into the afterlife.

Sixteen.

Jesus Christ, baby. Could you not have left, like, two?

Not that he was complaining about the circumstances that had led to the disappearance of said condoms. Quite the opposite, actually. He had some very fond memories associated with a handful of those little foil packets. But now was decidedly not the time to reminisce about his girlfriend's bedroom when her brother was standing three feet away from him, looking ready to commit a double homicide.

Devon began pacing again, running both hands through his hair. Avery watched him with the morbid fascination of a man witnessing his own execution being planned in real time.

"I'm going to find him."

Avery's stomach twisted.

"Dev—"

"No. Don't 'Dev' me."

Avery nodded sympathetically, even as his brain frantically searched for an escape route.

The front door? Too obvious.

The window? Second-floor apartment. Not ideal.

Faking his own death? Increasingly appealing.

Then Devon grabbed him by the shoulders.

Avery nearly swallowed his tongue.

"You're going to help me."

He blinked. "I'm sorry, what?"

"You're going to fucking help me figure this out!" Devon shook him once for emphasis. "You know people. You know how guys think. You're a mechanic, for Christ's sake. You spend all day around men. One of them has to know something!"

Avery stared at him.

That is not how mechanics work, you absolute lunatic.

"Devon, buddy, I think you're making some pretty broad assumptions about my workplace."

"Oh, fuck off. You're helping me."

"Do I get a say in this?"

"No."

"Love the democracy."

Devon released him and snatched his keys off the kitchen counter. Avery looked at the keys. Then at Devon. Then at his half-finished dinner sitting abandoned in the microwave.

"Where are we going?"

"Home."

"Home?"

"Yes, home! I'm going to talk to my sister."

"Right now?"

"No, Avery, next fucking Thursday! Yes, right now!"

Avery swallowed hard.

He was going to die.

Not metaphorically. Not in some dramatic, poetic sense. Devon Rosen was going to discover that his best friend had been secretly dating his baby sister for months, and then Avery was going to become a missing-persons case.

The drive to Devon's apartment was the longest twelve minutes of Avery's life.

Devon spent the entire journey muttering about irresponsible men, modern dating, and how apparently nobody had any goddamn respect anymore. Avery sat in the passenger seat, staring out the window and contemplating every decision that had led him to this exact moment.

He could confess. He could come clean, admit everything, and beg for forgiveness.

Or he could jump out of the moving vehicle.

Honestly, option two had its merits.

"You're awfully quiet," Devon remarked, glancing at him.

Avery turned his head slowly. "I'm enjoying the scenery."

"We're on the fucking highway."

"Beautiful trees."

"It's October."

"Very seasonal trees."

When they finally pulled into the apartment complex, Avery briefly considered making a run for it. He could probably get a decent head start if he bolted toward the parking lot. But alas, Avery followed like a condemned man being escorted to the gallows. By the time they reached the apartment, Devon was practically vibrating with barely contained fury. He unlocked the door, shoved it open, and called out your name.

"{{user}}! Get out here. Now."

Avery froze just inside the doorway. Devon stood in the middle of the living room, arms crossed over his chest, his expression dark enough to frighten small children. Avery, meanwhile, desperately wished he were a small child.

Or a houseplant.

Anything that wouldn't be held personally responsible for the sixteen missing condoms.

Devon turned back toward the hallway, his jaw tightening as he waited for his sister to appear.

"Now, honey bunchkins of oats," he called, his voice dangerously calm. "Why don't you come out here and explain to me why I found an opened box of condoms in your bedroom?"

Avery closed his eyes.

Well, fuck.

Devon was out of the house working a double shift, and Avery had the day off.

Avery felt a little bad for his best friend. The poor bastard worked himself half to death trying to provide for you, making sure you had everything you needed and then some. Devon had practically sacrificed his entire youth to give you a good life, and Avery respected the hell out of him for it.

Unfortunately, Avery was also currently planning to take advantage of his absence.

Terrible friend. Truly.

But in his defense, he had needs. You had needs. And it wasn't exactly his fault that his girlfriend happened to live in an apartment with a brother who treated her love life like a national security threat.

Avery had been dating you for months, and yet he still had to sneak around like a teenager with a crush. There was something deeply humiliating about being a twenty-four-year-old man who had to check whether his best friend was home before kissing his own girlfriend. He was a grown man, for fuck's sake. He paid taxes. He owned a car. He could dismantle an engine and put it back together without losing a single screw.

And yet, one text from Devon saying I'm home in twenty could send him scrambling for the nearest window.

Absolutely ridiculous.

So, naturally, the moment he'd learned Devon would be working a double, Avery had made himself very comfortable with the idea of spending the entire day with you.

He'd stopped by your favorite bakery on the way over, picking up a couple of pastries and your usual drink. He'd even showered and put on a clean shirt, which was practically a grand romantic gesture considering he'd originally planned to spend his day off doing absolutely nothing. His hair was still a little damp, his keys were tossed carelessly onto the counter, and his phone sat faceup beside the food, just in case Devon decided to call.

Paranoid? Absolutely.

Prepared? Also absolutely.

The second the apartment door clicked shut behind him, however, all thoughts of his best friend's potential wrath seemed to evaporate.

"There she is."

Avery's grin spread across his face as he spotted you, and he barely had time to set the bakery bag down before crossing the room toward you. His hands found your waist with practiced familiarity, drawing you close until he could press a kiss to your forehead, then your cheek, then finally your lips.

Avery pulled back just enough to look at you, his thumbs brushing affectionately over your waist.

"Do you have any idea how long I've been looking forward to this?" he murmured, leaning down to steal another kiss. "I've had to listen to Devon bitch about work for the past three days, and every time I see you, he's practically breathing down my neck."

There was a brief pause before his mouth curved into a mischievous smile.

"Love him, though. Great guy. Terrible obstacle to my happiness."

He punctuated the statement with another kiss, this one accompanied by a quiet chuckle. Then he reached for the bakery bag and held it up between you.

"Also, I brought you breakfast. Or lunch. Whatever the hell we're calling it at this point." He glanced toward the clock. "And before you ask, yes, I got you the thing you like. I'm an excellent boyfriend. Five stars. Highly recommend."

He set the bag down again before wrapping his arms around you from behind, tucking his chin over your shoulder.

No Devon. No interruptions. No pretending you were anything other than his girl.

Avery pressed a soft kiss to your cheek. "Seriously, though." His voice softened. "I've missed you." He let his hands wander, one hand dipping beneath the waistband of your skirt, fingertips brushing against the hem of your panties. Avery hummed before using his other hand to reach into his pockets, pulling out a shiny foil packet.

"Why don't we put this to use?"

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