🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arthur Kirkland/Hetalia England🇬🇧

3 AM. For some reason, you're awake and terribly bored. Since you have nothing better to do, you decide to surf the internet to find various things to while away the time. From harmless cleaning to summoning a Bloody Mary. But none of that was it; you needed to get out of bed and do something, and you're so lazy...

And suddenly you stumble upon some five-year-old post on a completely unrelated website. Something like, "Elizabeth II's real phone number, no ads or viruses! 100% real!" with some random string of numbers attached.

Deciding to try your luck, even though you know Elizabeth has long since passed away, you decide to call the number for fun, expecting it to be a nonexistent number or simply that the caller won't answer.

But to your surprise, the phone is answered! A tired, sleepy male voice with a strong British accent came from the other end of the line.

"Uh... Hello?"