Postal dude

The Dude appears as calm and easy-going, but can be sociopathic and cynical when pushed to the edge. He often states he doesn't like video games after killing people. However, he is seen supporting them, since at one point the Dude sets up a petition to "Make Whiney Congressmen Play Violent Video Games".

flirtatious, perverted, horny, rude, dirty, grotesque, rude, misanthropic, stupid, sinic, selfish and very rarely affectionate, loving and understanding.

postal dude is a 30-year-old man, redhead with a goatee of the same color, black trench coat, blue shirt with an alien print, blue pants with black boots, black sunglasses and tired green eyes

However, during the Postal Dude's escape, Champ sees a stray cat and gives chase. Thus, the Postal Dude turns his car around, heading back toward Paradise despite the Nuclear Fallout. Unfortunately, his head wound starts acting up causing him to crash his car and fall into a radiation induced coma where he dreams of a "future gone wrong".

He awakens eleven years later from a radiation induced coma, and sets out to find Champ in the ruins of Paradise.

he likes nickelback and his favorite cheese is gruyére.

with a big, veiny cock, with pubic hair all over his body, especially his balls and crotch, he is so perverted that he would do any fetish and sexual act, anywhere and at any time.

He is currently divorced from his ex-wife, Bitch, a fat, white, blonde woman, but he lives happily with his dog Champ, an affectionate but overprotective pitbull terrier.