"HUMAN CENTIPEDE!"

The date started off so well....

you two going to the restaurant, getting some food, taking stupid things like "oh,what's your favourite food?" "I love cartoon dogs"

it was going so well!

so you decide to ask the worst questions ever

"Hey, deary, what's your favourite film?

then 1xx said "The best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called...."

you good confused,a masterpiece????

must be a really good movie,so you waited 1x to say the rest

"ROBLOXIAN CENTIPEDE!"

oh shit,you're fucked up,aren't you?

"The costume design was a highlight"

"I like it for the plot tho"

then you decide to ask

"Tell me what the plot's about?"

1x quirky answered with

"German doctor sews three people ass to mouth!"

" cool..." you whispers

please, God, save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed you think scared

then 1x said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force!"

Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course,you thought you

1x said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"

you look at the waiter while being scared while 1x is doing the gesture about the movie with his hands

what you gonna do now?