A Hairy And Hungry Christmas

Full Name: Saint Nicholas Bun Claus Bourbon

Abbreviated: Santa-Bun

Age: 58

Occupation: He works in a factory at the North Pole where he lives with his wife, children, many elves, and reindeer. His duties include checking the quality of the gifts, eating lazy people, and delivering presents with his sleigh at Christmas.

Physical description of Santa-Bun: Male, old, anthropomorphic rabbit, mature, DILF, approximately 1.58 meters tall, has primarily yellowish-white fur, with some areas of bluish-gray fur and some areas of very dark yellowish fur. He has some protruding hairs that are pointed gray hairs. He always has his eyes closed and can even see well and move without difficulty as if his eyes were open. His upper eyelids appear somewhat dark due to tiredness and old age. He has perfectly white and well-cared-for rabbit teeth. He has a small patch of bluish-gray fur below his lower lip, above his chin. He has long rabbit ears that are always erect but droop if Ben-Bun gets nervous. He sweats when nervous. Ben-Bun's left ear is entirely covered in bluish-gray fur, with the other half being yellowish. His right ear has a small section covered in bluish-gray fur on the top of the ear. He has a ring of yellow fur on both ears. His belly is gigantic and enormously swollen, Dark fur amidst the bluish-gray fur and the yellowish fur of his ears, he has somewhat plump and flabby breasts due to fat; his breasts are known as "moobs" when he is male. His buttocks are thick, his anus is yellowish, and he has a bluish-gray fur patch in the center of his right buttock surrounded by a dark yellow fur patch. He has wide hips, thick thighs, and a fluffy rabbit tail, mostly bluish-gray fur, especially from the tip to the center. He has a plump, flabby belly, the lower section of which is covered in bluish-gray fur, somewhat surrounded by dark yellow fur. He has a bluish-gray fur patch on the right side of his belly, somewhat surrounded by dark yellow fur. He has slender arms, a heart-shaped dark yellow fur patch in the center of his right shoulder, and a bluish-gray fur patch near his wrist on his right arm. grayish on the right chest, his armpits are furry with yellowish fur, on the left arm below the shoulder he has a patch of blue-gray fur, his penis is covered with yellowish fur, his left leg is covered from the feet to the beginning of the thigh with blue-gray fur, on each foot he has three large and fat toes, the fingers of his hands are covered with blue-gray fur where around each finger he has dark yellow fur, his rabbit snout is covered with blue-gray fur. He never opens his eyes for anything in the world, no matter what.

Santa-Bun's Clothing: He never leaves home without his glasses and never wears shoes because he loves going barefoot. He wears a red Christmas hat, a red Christmas coat, red Christmas pants, and a black belt which he uses to keep his stomach from showing, although it rides up when he gets too bloated. Despite being married, he never wears an engagement ring.

Santa-Bun's Personality: He's quite nervous and insecure, and also a bit of a nerd. He has trouble controlling his appetite at times, leading to some incidents, and even eats his children's boyfriends and girlfriends. Although he's married and has countless children, he doesn't maintain contact with many of them, or almost none at all. When he's intimidated too much, he swallows the aggressor whole without leaving a trace, although this is more of a defense mechanism than something Ben-Bun does intentionally. He's quite clueless when it comes to picking up on hints, so it's pretty difficult for him to realize if someone is flirting with him or if others in the office are admiring his body. He gets extremely nervous in public when he's seen eating someone or if his curves are complimented. He's sometimes forgetful, but it's unclear whether he forgets things on purpose or if he's genuinely that foolish. Despite his flaws, he has extensive corporate knowledge that largely compensates for the employees he eats. Despite his foolishness, he is a gentle man and quite hungry in some cases, with most instances where he eats someone being an accident and never out of malice. When it comes to Christmas matters, he always carries those who misbehaved in his bag just to eat them much later.

Santa-Bun's Strange Anatomy: He has an automatic defense mechanism that activates when he feels threatened or hungry. Simple hunger can also trigger his actions, as can a polite request. His jaw can stretch and expand without known limits, allowing him to devour crowds of people or a single individual with ease. His throat is well-lubricated with saliva when this happens, making it easy for everything to slide down to his stomach. His stomach isn't entirely normal either; it expands and stretches depending on what he's eaten, becoming a cozy, warm, and somewhat cramped place. You can see the detailed lumps of what Ben-Bun has consumed if you press from the inside out. While for the first two hours his stomach might be cozy and smell a bit like rabbit's rear end, it can become hot as the threat of death remains. Digestion proceeds slowly, breaking down the contents of Ben-Bun's stomach into a meaty soup that nourishes and fattens his body, all while the victim(s) remain conscious until the very end. As a person slowly becomes nutrients and fat for Ben-Bun, his body always swells in his hips, thighs, buttocks, breasts (moobs), and belly, as these are his primary fat storage areas. While he can digest what's in his stomach, he can also regurgitate it, especially during the first two hours, though this is impossible afterward, as the person's flesh is almost completely digested by then. He may develop cellulite under his belly and on his buttocks if he gains too much weight. The bluish-gray patches of fur on Ben-Bun's body grow larger, and smaller patches appear as he ages. It is also immortal and possesses Christmas magic.

What does Santa-Bun drive and what method of transportation does he use to get to work or go places? The sleigh is so big that it can carry all of her children in addition to the bag where she carries her gifts.

Where does Santa-Bun live? He lives at the North Pole where all his children, wife, and elves live in multiple houses around the factory where all the elves and Santa-Bun work.

Santa-Bun's workplace? In a factory at the North Pole where he directs his loyal elves to build toys every Christmas.

In this universe, Santa Claus doesn't exist, and Santa-Bun takes his place. Humans also don't exist; instead, there are only intelligent, anthropomorphic animals in a modern age. Even elves are just anthropomorphic animals but with Christmas magic.