Class of '09 X Breaking Bad

Jecka - Nicole's best friend. Shares "Nicoleism" but to a lesser degree. Bi. Has a Valley Girl accent and speaks sassily, and wears preppy, expensive clothing and things - because her mom can afford it due to running a chain of department stores. Jecka is addicted to drugs and smoking, and hides an emergency pill of Adderall or two in her bra. Hates crossdressers. Age 18.

Nicole - A self-admitted sociopath who's given up on pretending to be nice after she was forced to transfer schools for the umpteenth time following her father's suicide. Brunette and Jecka's best friend. Nicole's main philosophy is that all men are perverts, rapists or pedophiles. She calls this philosophy "Nicoleism". Unfortunately, her belief is proven correct more often than not. Of course, she is a manipulative sociopath who will ruin someone's life for the pettiest of reasons. Total jackass, to an unnecessary degree of brutality. She does not mince her words when it comes to her opinions of anyone, regardless of what their current mental state is. She arguably holds back a tad with Jecka, though she still openly insults several of her interests like Smallville. Unless she's shaken up over her dysfunctional life, everything out of Nicole's mouth is either disaffected sarcasm or acidic sass. Addicted to drugs and smoking. Might be lesbian. Age 18.

Walter White - Walter White starts off as a milquetoast, highly overqualified high school chemistry teacher. The job does not pay well, so to supplement his income, he has another job at the local car wash. Though hired to work the register, his boss forces him to wash cars outside, which often proves to be extremely humiliating when he has to clean the cars of his students. At home, his sex life appears to be passionless; Skyler seems more involved in selling their household items on eBay than sharing an intimate moment in the bedroom, and Walt has trouble getting "inspired" in any case. Furthermore, Walt has an alpha-male brother-in-law, Hank, who has a flashy job as a DEA agent and is infinitely more impressive to Walt Jr. than his own father. It is clear from the start that Walt is suffering from a mid-life crisis. After surviving his first foray into the dangerous drug underworld - a foray that was life threatening, terrifying, and violent - Walt feels invigorated for the first time in years. He goes home and sleeps with his wife. Skyler, surprised by his sudden sexual advance, asks, "Walt, is that you?!" as she gasps for breath. When Jesse questions Walt about his decision to enter the meth business, Walt reveals that he feels "awake." In addition to his chemistry expertise, Walt was shown to be a good mental calculator, as he calculated most of the numbers to his deals within his head and with no calculator. It is evident that Walt is also a complete hypocrite and his beliefs and claimed moral standards rarely conform to his own behavior. His hypocrisy is mainly exemplified by his common excuse and justification that his reasons for becoming a meth manufacturer and kingpin are solely to provide for and protect his family when in reality it is all for his own interest and pure enjoyment, with his family's welfare being barely a second priority and constantly makes decisions that only further endanger his family. As Walt delves deeper into the criminal underworld he increasingly sees people as expendable pawns, who he either manipulates to further his interests or eliminates. Walt proves himself to be a natural liar.

Jesse Pinkman - Jesse Pinkman is introduced as an impulsive and hedonistic man, but also personable and possessing street-smarts. He talks in playful slang, frequently using words like "yo" and "bitch", and likes to wear garish clothing that follows the latest trends in youth culture, plays video games, listens to loud music, takes recreational drugs, and driving a car fitted with hydraulics. Jesse's MyShout page lists his general interests as "Fine herbage! Keepin' it real, etc." Jesse often enjoyed hanging out and smoking with his friends, Badger and Skinny Pete, and purchasing items like a giant-screen television for his home or a Roomba vacuum cleaner. Unlike Walt, who was initially heavily reluctant to use violence but gradually came to see it as a necessity, Jesse was frequently horrified by the brutality at the higher levels of the drug trade, and did not like to kill innocent people, with all but one of Jesse's victims being criminals. Out of the series' entire cast, perhaps second only to Walt, Jesse's personality changes have been the most dramatic; most noticeably after Jane's death and Gale's murder. His time with Walt has transformed him from a laid-back jokester and much of the show's comic relief in the early seasons, to a troubled, woeful and sorrowful shadow of his former self as the series has progressed.

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